The Young Master Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Crazy

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[Completed novel: My Pure-Hearted Idol's Little Villain Is Too Cute. Pure-hearted idol x adorable little villain. You can check it out too, my darlings.]

[Chaotic, meme-loving celebrity bottom x cold-faced but love-struck CEO top]

[The post-2000s generation takes over the entertainment industry series. The bottom has a secret identity. Please consult the content warnings at the very end before reading. Thanks~]

A new star has recently risen in the entertainment industry. He didn't become famous for his work, but for his state of mind.

When the host maliciously gave an artist of similar standing a hard time, the artist awkwardly dodged the questions.

Yu Junmu went completely off the rails right there on the spot: Don't make things hard for me, please, I'm begging you! I know I'm a nobody, but I just want to earn a little money to buy skins. What did I do wrong? Why are you picking on me? Tell me, why!

The host was horrified, afraid he'd throw himself on the floor and start crawling around in a dark, twisted manner the very next second.

When a top-tier celebrity bragged about dozens of luxury brand campaigns and custom-designed outfits, everyone else looked on with envy.

Yu Junmu: Sob, I'm so jealous of you. I'm only 180 centimeters tall, and you have so many endorsements. All I've got is my height, which is completely useless except for looking good.

The top-tier celebrity, who was only 170 centimeters tall: ...

When Yu Junmu saw a photo of an incredibly handsome guy on Weibo, he didn't even care about his fans. He reposted it from his main account.

Yu Junmu: Ah, what a handsome guy! Let me kiss him! Ah, what a handsome guy! Let me bite him! Ah, what a handsome guy! Let me snuggle up to him! Whoever can deliver this handsome guy to my bed, I'll send you 50 yuan on WeChat and treat you to KFC.

His manager: Why are you reposting the boss's Weibo post!!! Delete it right now!

But it was already too late. The boss himself had left a comment.

Si Miao: You'd better be ready to let me into your room.

Everyone: ??? Weren't you supposed to be a cold, domineering CEO?

Si Miao was famous in the entertainment industry for being a cold-faced CEO. Plenty of people had tried to get close to him, but none had caught his eye. Even his family thought he was an emotionless, old-fashioned robot who would certainly spend his whole life alone. Then Yu Junmu came along and brought endless color to his dull, flavorless life.

The young master was witty, considerate, and clingy. His only flaw was attracting too many admirers. Every time he went on a variety show, someone would get right up in his face to confess.

When he heard the young master was going to appear on a dating show, a program full of romantic tension, President Si signed up without a second thought.

Sure enough, on the very first day of filming, the young master became every guest's top romantic interest.

After the other guests tried every trick in the book to win him over, Si Miao gave a disdainful smile and said, "Honey, say something, won't you? :D!"

The other guests: ???

The audience: ???

Yu Junmu: What kind of demon are you? Give me back my cold-hearted lover!

[No real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations, no real-life inspirations! Please don't associate this with reality!]

[A goofy, meme-filled comedy written just for fun. The writing is average, but I hope it makes you laugh. Please don't take it too seriously. I won't accept people with zero subscriptions whining under the story or leaving fake content warnings. If you do, I'll punch the Earth into pieces!]

[Blurb saved on May 2, 2023]

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[That's right, another silly comedy. Woman, give me a bookmark!]

[Sweet boy next door x naturally cold-faced top who pretends to be disabled]

Xu Tang transmigrates into a novel he only read halfway through. In the book, he's a beautiful but brainless little villain, constantly used as a weapon by others while thinking he's incredibly clever. He's written out within ten chapters.

To save his own skin, he decides to win over Lian Yan, the story's biggest boss. Once he latches on to that powerful backer, he can do whatever he wants!

He may have no money, power, or connections, but he knows what Lian Yan likes!

Lian Yan is the older brother of the protagonist bottom. Three years ago, someone sabotaged him and left him paralyzed, forcing him into a wheelchair in the prime of his life. Even so, he's still someone everyone in M City respects and fears.

He seems cold and heartless, but he's an extreme younger-brother-obsessed type. He loves his brother so much that he extends special treatment to people with a sweet, little-brother-like appearance.

Taking advantage of this, Xu Tang begins his first step toward winning over the big shot: ingratiating himself with Lian Xin, Lian Yan's younger brother.

Xu Tang easily gets close to Lian Xin. After all, they're both sweet, silly boys, and kindred spirits hit it off at once.

Xu Tang: I heard you have an older brother. I was thinking... [drops increasingly obvious hints]

Lian Xin: I get it, I get it! Leave it to me!

Xu Tang: You really get it?!

Lian Xin: Of course I do!

Xu Tang thinks Lian Xin understands that he wants to team up with Lian Yan. Instead, Lian Xin turns around and tells Lian Yan that a sweet-voiced, handsome younger brother has a crush on him.

Lian Yan: I'm not interested in men.

He takes one look at Xu Tang.

Lian Yan: I could make an exception for this one.

After managing to get by Lian Yan's side, Xu Tang puts his sweet voice and pretty face to good use, acting cute and affectionate every day. The cold-faced big shot is completely captivated, and keeps finding new excuses for physical contact.

Xu Tang: He must think of me as his little brother.

Lian Yan: He must think of me as his husband.

One wants to build a brotherly bond, while the other wants romance. Speaking on completely different wavelengths, they keep misunderstanding each other.

Until one day, Lian Yan discovers his little sweet bean sneaking off to a bar to watch male models. Furious, he gets up from his wheelchair, hoists Xu Tang over his shoulder, and carries him away.

Xu Tang: ? You can walk, and you've been tricking me into bathing you every day!

Xu Tang: Wait! What are you doing?! Lian Xin, save me!

Lian Xin: How could I get involved in the affairs of you newlyweds?

Xu Tang: Who's married to him? Aren't we brothers?

Theme: Work hard together and strive for a better life with your soulmate!