A Super-Sweet Guide to Winning Over the Cold-Faced Tycoon

[Complete! Thank you to everyone who supported this novel! Could you leave a five-star review? qvq! I may revise it from time to time. Pirated copies are incomplete, so please support the official version on Jinjiang~ Buy this poor little author a cup of Mixue Bingcheng! QAQ] [My new novel, Pretty Young Master Gets Even Richer After Going Bankrupt!, is now open for follows! Please also follow my upcoming novel, Hey, You're So Mean, Big Brother. The blurb is at the end.] [Sweet Boy Next Door × Naturally Stone-Faced Top Pretending to Be Disabled] Xu Tang transmigrates into a novel he only read halfway through. In the book, he's a pretty but brainless little villain, constantly used as someone else's pawn while thinking he's so impressive. He's written out within ten chapters. To save his own skin, he decides to win over the biggest boss in the story, Lian Yan. With someone that powerful in his corner, he can do whatever he wants! He may have no money, power, or connections, but he knows what Lian Yan likes! Lian Yan is the older brother of the novel's protagonist, Lian Xin. Three years ago, someone sabotaged him, leaving him paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair in the prime of his life. Even so, he's still someone everyone in M City fears and respects. Though he seems cold and heartless, he's actually a massive little-brother-obsessed brother. He loves his younger brother so much that he goes out of his way to treat sweet, boyish-looking people like him especially well. Xu Tang takes advantage of this and begins his plan to win over the big boss by ingratiating himself with Lian Yan's younger brother, Lian Xin. It takes Xu Tang no effort at all to get close to Lian Xin. They're both sweet, silly boys, and kindred spirits hit it off in no time. Xu Tang: I hear you have an older brother. I was thinking... [dropping increasingly obvious hints] Lian Xin: I get it, I get it. Leave it to me! Xu Tang: You really get it?! Lian Xin: Of course I do! Xu Tang thinks Lian Xin understands that he wants to get in good with Lian Yan. Instead, Lian Xin turns around and tells Lian Yan that a sweet-voiced, pretty boy has a crush on him. Lian Yan: I'm not interested in men. He takes one look at Xu Tang. Lian Yan: I could make an exception for him. Once Xu Tang gets close to Lian Yan, he puts his pretty face and sweet voice to good use, acting cute and clingy every day. The cold-faced boss is completely smitten, and keeps finding new excuses for physical contact. Xu Tang: He definitely thinks of me as his little brother. Lian Yan: He definitely thinks of me as his husband. One wants to develop a brotherly bond, while the other wants a romantic relationship. The two, operating on completely different wavelengths, keep misunderstanding each other. Until one day, Lian Yan discovers his little sweet pea sneaking off to a bar to watch male models. Furious, he gets up from his wheelchair, hoists Xu Tang over his shoulder, and carries him away. Xu Tang: ? You can walk, and you've been tricking me into bathing you every day! Xu Tang: Wait! What are you doing?! Lian Xin, help me! Lian Xin: How can I get involved in the private affairs of you lovebirds? Xu Tang: Who's a lovebird with him? Aren't we brothers?! [A silly, fluffy rom-com with no logic, perfect for bedtime reading. If it's not your thing, please leave. Bad-faith nitpicking and personal attacks will be deleted. There is a secondary couple, so proceed with caution if you don't like that.] *A silly little upcoming novel. Please give it a follow~ [cutesy voice]* *A silly, sweet story dressed up in melodramatic angst. Please follow it, QVQ~* [Tea-spilling little darling × Proper but devious old-fashioned gentleman] Tong Xuan is divisive on campus. Those who like him think he's a sweet little darling; those who don't think he's fake and spoiled. Tong Xuan never cares about what people say, because the things people say behind his back aren't necessarily harsher than what he says about himself. During military training, Tong Xuan happens to be assigned to the strictest formation. Everyone who dislikes him is waiting for him to suffer. But after training, everyone in the other formations is tanned, while the people in Tong Xuan's formation have their usual complexions. Tong Xuan: Huh? Weren't you all training in the shade? Everyone else: Try humblebragging one more time, I dare you! Tong Xuan and Cen Yun have known each other since childhood, but neither can stand the other. Well, more accurately, Tong Xuan is the only one who can't stand Cen Yun. Whenever Tong Xuan does something wrong, his family can't bring themselves to scold him, so they call Cen Yun, who lives next door, to set him straight. Cen Yun never goes easy on him when he scolds him, and shows him no sympathy at all. Over time, Tong Xuan gets into the habit of running away whenever he sees him. He thought he wouldn't have to see Cen Yun anymore once he went to college. But by a twist of fate, they end up in the same dorm. On his first day there, Tong Xuan knows he's doomed. Cen Yun meddles in everything. He won't let Tong Xuan drink milk tea or eat late-night snacks, and he won't even let him call other people “big brother.” Tong Xuan's rebellious streak kicks in, and he insists on doing the opposite of whatever Cen Yun says. If Cen Yun won't let him call other people that, he'll chase Cen Yun around calling him “big brother.” He'll annoy Cen Yun to death! And that's not all. He'll also “smear” Cen Yun's reputation. Every day, he spreads rumors to make everyone think they're a couple, scaring off Cen Yun's admirers and making sure he can never find a partner! Tong Xuan thinks his plan is flawless and wicked, and that he'll get his revenge on Cen Yun once and for all. In the end, though, he's the one who gets caught in his own trap! One day, Tong Xuan dresses up carefully, ready to flirt with a new freshman, but a bunch of friends stop him. “You already have a partner, and you're still going out to flirt? That's a real character flaw!” Tong Xuan: ? Since when do I have a partner! “Didn't you say so yourself? You and Cen Yun have been childhood sweethearts and promised yourselves to each other ages ago.” Tong Xuan: I made that up! I hate him. There's no way I'd ever get together with him. He turns around and sees Cen Yun glaring at him. Tong Xuan trembles with instinctive fear and puts on a meek, pleading look. “Big brother, QVQ, I was just joking!” Cen Yun hauls him away. “If you lie, you have to face the consequences.” Tong Xuan: SOS!!! Theme: Work hard, and you'll be able to enjoy a sweet life.