**A similar sweet treat is coming soon: I Became a Handsome Beauty and Now I’m Slacking Off! Please add it to your collection from my author page. Its blurb is at the very bottom.**
*This is a short, sweet story born from a wild idea. It’s very short, and the main goal is simply to be sweet.*
Because his family kept pressuring him to get married, Yang Yuyang had no choice but to enter a marriage contract with You Wenchen, who was facing the same pressure. They each got what they needed and helped each other out.
He’d expected married life to be awkward. After all, their worlds were completely different: one was a young master immersed in wonderful anime, while the other was a young and successful CEO.
He never expected the biggest challenge of married life would be resisting You Wenchen’s charms.
You Wenchen wasn’t the nouveau riche type of CEO he’d imagined. Instead, he was like a perfect anime househusband come to life: rich, handsome, gentle, considerate, attentive to every little thing, and always putting Yang Yuyang first. You Wenchen treated him so well that he almost forgot their marriage was fake.
Most importantly, You Wenchen had a refined, elegant face, but an absolutely incredible body. He had not only the heart of a househusband, but the bust of one, too.
Yang Yuyang: Big boobs are a man’s best dowry!
Once Yang Yuyang realized he was falling for You Wenchen, he didn’t bother with secret crushes. He launched a direct and bold offensive, determined to win over his househusband CEO.
The little lamb’s first attack: seduction.
Yang Yuyang deliberately slipped into You Wenchen’s room when he was about to rest, wearing an ultra-short pajama set that showed off the beautiful lines of his waist.
Before he could even say a word, You Wenchen wrapped him up in a jacket. “The old folks say you shouldn’t expose your navel, or you’ll get a stomachache.”
Yang Yuyang: ...Did those old folks also tell you not to ruin the mood when a beauty throws himself into your arms?
The little lamb’s second attack: clinginess and sweet talk.
Yang Yuyang made use of his naturally adorable looks and clung to You Wenchen, acting cute every day.
One night, the mood was just right, and Yang Yuyang decided to take things further. He wrapped his arms around You Wenchen’s waist and said, “I just had a strawberry candy. Want to find out if it tastes sweet?”
Then he gazed at You Wenchen expectantly with his beautiful eyes.
You Wenchen held his chin and slowly leaned toward his face, speaking gently. “Yuyang, open your mouth.”
Yang Yuyang blushed. Oh, stop it! Was opening his mouth a hint that You Wenchen wanted a deep kiss?
He closed his eyes shyly, waiting for You Wenchen to make the first move, only to hear You Wenchen suddenly say sternly, “You ate candy after brushing your teeth. No wonder you have cavities. Don’t stream tomorrow. Come with me to the dentist.”
Yang Yuyang didn’t get a kiss from his man. Instead, he got three fillings, and the pain made him lose all hope in life.
The little lamb’s third attack: a straightforward confession!
This was a little difficult for someone who’d never confessed before, so he drank to work up his courage. Then he locked You Wenchen in a room and shouted into a microphone.
“I joke about our age difference a lot, but I really do like you. If you like me too, open the door. If you don’t, leave it closed. I’ll go on my own in five minutes! We can pretend this never happened.”
The door remained shut. Yang Yuyang was so disappointed that he was about to burst into tears and leave when he turned around and ran straight into You Wenchen’s arms.
“Did you learn how to walk through walls?!” Yang Yuyang stared at him in shock.
You Wenchen replied helplessly, “I’ve been behind you the whole time.”
“Then who did I push inside?!”
The door cracked open, and You’s father cautiously poked half his body out. “Am I part of your play, too?”
Yang Yuyang: ...I’m so embarrassed I could die.
[The top is already in love with the bottom from the start. He’s a scheming old man. He’s a househusband to the bottom, but a smiling menace to everyone else.]
[Warnings: The top is extremely possessive and borderline obsessive about the bottom, but this won’t cause any conflict because the innocent bottom is a little obsessive, too. Extreme top fans and bottom fans, stay away. If you have high expectations for the writing, stay away, too. This is a simple, light read for stress relief. The author is a big monkey who only likes swinging on a hammock in the grasslands. If you make fake complaints or leave extreme negative reviews, I’ll swing over on a vine and bite you. (Just kidding.)]
Upcoming story:
[Sunny, cheerful beauty x cold, villainous top]
[Pure sweet, silly fun. Give the blurb a look~]
Bai Xiyu transmigrated into the protagonist of a no-romance novel. It was supposed to have no romantic pairings, but every single supporting character seemed to have their eyes on him.
Bai Xiyu trembled. Was this a no-romance story or an erotic dating sim? In the eyes of these supporting characters, was he the only human being in the whole world?!
To make them give up on him, Bai Xiyu started spouting nonsense on his livestreams.
“I love polite people most of all, especially the kind who thank the toilet for its hard work after using it.”
Supporting characters: You’re so interesting. I love you.
“I’m very materialistic. If you want to date me, you need to be rich and talented. Gifts should start at six figures!”
Supporting characters: A six-figure gift isn’t good enough for you, baby. You deserve seven figures!
“I’m all about looks. I like handsome guys with chiseled jawlines and big eyes!”
Supporting characters: Tell me what you like, and I’ll get surgery to match.
“...” Fine, you win! I can’t take you on, but I can run away!
That very night, Bai Xiyu packed his things and fled, hoping to escape this place where everything revolved around him. But as soon as he stepped outside, he turned a corner and ran straight into the villainous big shot, who hated him to the core.
Certain that he’d never be able to beat the big shot, Bai Xiyu immediately acted meek and apologetic, trying to win him over by acting cute and clinging to him.
First, he’d find himself a powerful backer. Second, the villainous big shot wasn’t gay and wouldn’t fall for him, so there was no risk of losing his virtue!
Bai Xiyu happily planned how to live off the big shot for the rest of his life, never noticing that the man’s gaze had gradually grown even more feverish than those other people’s...
Yan Cheng and Bai Xiyu’s grudge began when they were young. Back then, Yan Cheng wasn’t yet a powerful business tycoon who could turn the world upside down. He was just a poor boy from a remote village, and Bai Xiyu had publicly mocked him.
The humiliation of his youth stayed with him all these years. When he saw Bai Xiyu again, all he could think about was dragging him down to hell.
But why was this Bai Xiyu so different from the way he used to be?
Yan Cheng didn’t even realize that his thoughts had long since changed from destroying Bai Xiyu to possessing him.
One night, the usually decisive business tycoon awkwardly took Bai Xiyu’s hand.
“Can we end what we have now?”
Bai Xiyu, who planned to mooch off him for the rest of his life, was horrified. “Why?!”
He didn’t want to go out and face all those supporting characters who had their eyes on him.
Yan Cheng gathered his courage. “Would you give me a chance to pursue you? I have money, and I’m not bad-looking. Um... I’ve also been trying to thank the toilet after I use it.”
Bai Xiyu: ...
Wait, I was talking nonsense! Don’t go out of character!
[Blurb saved on May 15, 2023.]
Theme: Sunny, cheerful people will find happiness.
"I miss you a little, how about you?" My ex just sent me this message, and I suddenly felt a little dazed. It seems like we are still together. During those three years, we herded sheep together, fed pigs together, and went to the fields to plant rice seedlings together. The large bouquet of garlic flowers she made with her own hands was as beautiful as stars. I can't forget the last message I sent on the day we separated: Fast forward to my column and click Pre-Receive. You can choose between two books, both are sweet stories! Pre-receipt A: "After dressing up as a beauty, I will give up!" The beauty who shows off × the cold villain Pre-receipt B: "Super Sweet Villain's Strategy for the Disabled Boss" Cute Sweet Brother × Mature Boss' Strategy Accept a beautiful woman, accept a beautiful woman [Super sweet clip sound]
Dad You: Should I go out of this door or shouldn't I go out?
Hey, hey, hey~ I felt relieved when I saw that Si Li and the second brother were a couple. I felt very happy.
Tsk, Xiaoli lured the wolf into the house.
Unexpectedly, it ended. Xiaoyang's first thought when he saw the handsome old attacker was still "I will dream about this tonight."
How can I break my little secret after being discovered by Nao Po? Waiting online, it's quite urgent - You Wenchen
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So sweet, so sweet 🤩 ends with flowers
Good guys, a bunch of live treasures!
Finished spreading flowers!! Get ready to catch up on the story between Jun Yu and Si Miao next door!