A Little Rascal, but a Sweet Wife

The recipient is a pampered beauty in the wasteland: clingy, cute, and quick to cry. He loves calling everyone his big brother and is a green-tea little Omega who likes to play the innocent, delicate flower and the sunny sweetheart. He's a textbook case of histrionic personality, but before the apocalypse, he was a severely mentally ill inmate locked up under tight guard in prison. He's an adorable, irresistible little rascal =v=

On the surface, it's a strong seme and weak uke pairing. The uke loves pretending to be a helpless, delicate fool, but when pushed too far, he'll cry, "Big brother, why are you picking on me?" while taking out everyone in seconds, including the big brothers he adores.

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The seme, side characters, and cannon fodder: He's so pretty. What's wrong with being delicate, flirtatious, materialistic, vain, selfish, or just a little too princess-like?

Why can't you all just cut him some slack?

Sure, he's dating several people at once, changing his mind, and keeping things going with his ex, but I know he's only made the same mistake every man in the world makes. He said I'm the one he loves most. He's a good boy.

If he's lining up backup lovers, it must mean I'm not good enough and haven't made him feel secure. That's why he gave me How to Make Him Devoted to You, A Considerate Man Should Do These Ten Things, and The Art of Romance. He really loves me so much.

Everyone else: I think you people are genuinely out of your minds.jpg

A seme hopelessly in love with the uke, the kind who'd rebuild the sky himself if it fell, VS an adorable, irresistible little rascal of an uke.

Thesis: Be happy. Be joyful.