My Wife Is So Hot

Two childhood sweethearts hit it off and decide to get married. Other couples getting married: They sign a prenup and promise not to cross the line. These two getting married: A stack of roleplay scripts: 1. Younger brother-in-law × beautiful widow; 2. Cold-faced CEO × exceptionally capable personal assistant; 3. Muscular, broad-shouldered plumber × newlywed wife whose husband is away... The husbands spend every night in blissful passion, living the sweet life. Until one day, their son travels back from the future and nearly walks in on their adults-only scene. Son: ... The husbands: ... You little rascal. You nearly got it. And so the rookie parents begin a chaotic, disaster-filled life with a kid in tow: On the first day after their son travels back, he nearly scares them out of the mood. On the second day, they're playing kitten in bed that morning when their son scratches at the door from outside. “Dad, Mom, I'm hungry...” On the third day, they're hiding in the car when their son peers in through the window. “Dad, Mom, are you in there?” On the fourth day, Zhou Yi is away on a business trip. Jiang Tanxin flirts with him after Zhou Xiaochi falls asleep, when Zhou Xiaochi sees a light and slowly pokes his head in. “Mom, are you still awake?” “Dad! Mom!” The echoes linger on and on, filial devotion killing his parents with embarrassment. So even when Zhou Yi, unable to go home, hugs Jiang Tanxin in a hotel, he still feels rattled. “Honey, why do I keep hearing our son calling for us...?” · He dodged his brother-in-law before marriage and his son after. He can't help it, his wife is just too hot. Eighteen-year-old Zhou Yi, a high school boy, sends selfies from home that look like he's just checking on the cat but actually show off his slim waist and round butt. College-age Zhou Yi, away from home, sends an innocent-yet-sultry selfie of himself “accidentally” pouring milk over his body and hair. CEO Zhou, away on business, gets photos of his legs in black stockings. That's what he has to say about it. I love my wife, but is it wrong not to want to cling to her every single second? It is wrong! Prpr, (licks screen) Main couple: dark-skinned, big-breasted CEO seme × long-haired dancer beauty uke Secondary couple: gloomy, withdrawn future swimming champion seme × adorable, brash, dramatic ray-of-sunshine uke A mutually devoted couple, first loves, one-on-one romance, happy ending. The parents' and son's storylines and perspectives get equal attention, with neither taking precedence. Typos and plot holes will be fixed after completion. Completed novel: *Transmigrating into the Gloomy, Universally Hated, Doomed-to-Die White Moonlight* Scheming, gloomy, universally hated, obsessive wife-stalker seme × optimistic, sweet-talking ray-of-sunshine uke Theme: Be happy, and enjoy life.