[Crossover] The Club President Has Something to Say

Let me introduce myself. I’m currently a wage slave employed by the Ninth Pengele Boss.

More specifically, I’m the head of both his finance and logistics departments. Of course, every now and then I also have to go onto the battlefield and tear into rival families.

And after the fighting, I’m responsible for cleaning up the battlefield and taking stock of the losses. If anyone happens to die, I have to stay up all night calculating the compensation.

In other words, I’m doing three jobs for one salary. I have to be on call 24 hours a day, and sometimes they even withhold my pay.

My coworkers are all very friendly, and my boss values me highly, but I really can’t stand this miserable life anymore.

Because my damn boss and his outside consultant are still expecting me to live like a human being in Italy on a salary of just 1,300 euros a month.

Keep in mind, this is Italy, the birthplace of the Renaissance. The last guy who paid his underlings this little got taken out. So before I kicked down the boss’s office door, the outside consultant offered to let me go steal his son’s allowance.

So I promptly bought a plane ticket to Japan, cornered his son in an alley, took all his allowance, and even stole his lunchbox.

Then I transferred to his school and kept squeezing him for help with my homework.

Every day at lunch, I’d snatch one of his octopus sausages and eat it right in front of him.

At night, I’d go to his house and curry favor with Mommy Nana, hoping to give the outside consultant a fresh pair of green horns.

Then, just a couple of days later, the kid I’d cornered and made cry had become the future Tenth Boss, my direct superior. In other words, I’d have to make a living under him from then on.

Thinking that my 1,300-euro salary might shrink to 130 euros, or that I might even lose my job, I fell silent.

That night, a help post appeared on the Underworld forum.

[HOT] [Help] What should I do after robbing my future boss?

1L: Just wait to die. There’s no saving you.

23L: Get down on your knees and beg the boss to spare you. If that doesn’t work, cut off your hand to atone.

45L: Yikes, lighting a candle for the OP.

87L: Want to come work for our family? :-D

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Reader's Guide:

1. Character OOC and messy timeline warnings. There is a male lead, but there are also one-sided crushes on the female lead and a love triangle.

2. The female lead will stay young forever, keep getting hit and refuse to learn, and remain a hardheaded, miserable wage slave. She loves cursing out her coworkers and bosses behind their backs, treats everyone equally, and has absolutely no manners.

3. I’ll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: The everyday life of a humble wage slave.