[Crossover: Bungo Stray Dogs] Of Course I Love the Boss's Money

※ The main story is told in third person.

I looked at the black cards the boss had piled on the table, then at the jewelry scattered all over the floor. Confused, I looked up at him.

"Boss, are you... showing me how rich you are?"

"No, Qianqiu-chan~ Hey, would all this be enough for me to do some ○○ things to Qianqiu-chan?"

"You know, the kind where I can kiss and cuddle you and do whatever I want."

I thought for two seconds. "Sure, sure, anything's fine, but it'll cost extra."

The meek voice of a dirt-poor office drone.

I couldn't help it. The boss was offering way too much.

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"Boss, you held my hand thirteen times today and touched my waist once. That comes to 200,000 in total. Cash or card?"

"Boss, picking crab meat costs 10,000 per crab. How many would you like?"

"Boss, today you..."

"Boss..."

Dazai Osamu kept smiling as he gently stroked the hair of Kuede Matsuaki and mused,

"You've spent 60 million in a month, Qianqiu-chan. You're quite the expensive girl."

"How much would it cost to buy Qianqiu-chan's heart?"

The girl looked up at him and replied earnestly, "There's no such thing. I don't have one of those. Boss, let's talk about something practical instead."

"Is that so? What a shame," he replied evenly. "Even with all my money, I still can't buy it?"

"I'm sorry, Boss."

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"There's nowhere to run, and there's no hope of being cured. I've fallen in love with someone who will never return my feelings."

Theme: Money may be able to buy many things, but it can't buy love