(Jujutsu Kaisen Crossover) How Should a Rotten Orange Pursue True Love?

(No moralistic busybodies, no purity police.

This story started a long time ago, and the setting wasn't fully developed. If anything differs from the original, just consider it my own AU.)

After Gojo Satoru had pointed at me and called me a rotten citrus who-knows-how-many times, I politely asked him, "May I ask what you think is rotten about me? Maybe I can change."

"Then you'd probably have to die first."

I suddenly understood. He was saying I was rotten to the core and beyond saving, and that nothing could change unless I were completely reborn.

"Well, that's unfortunate, Gojo-kun."

But so what? Didn't the entire jujutsu world have to answer to me?

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The first time Saga Chiyo saw Zenin Naoya, she was captivated by his utterly nasty air. She liked his pretty face, and she liked his awful personality, too.

"Love at first sight, a love that lasts forever," she told the Zenin family head. "If you're going to sell this son of yours, please consider me first."

"I'm serious, Head of the Zenin family. Name your price. I'm very rich."

"It's true your child didn't inherit the Ten Shadows Technique, but I like him anyway. Well, please give it some thought. Men are more appealing to me when they're young, after all."

"Men depreciate as they get older, you know. Please, please give this serious consideration."

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"Please join me on the path of depravity, and let us fall into ruin together."

#A rotten-citrus-style psycho female lead, a villainous heroine, no redemption, just getting even darker#

#The elements are hard to describe, and there are plenty of potential triggers#

#Female lead: My marriage only ends when I'm widowed#

Theme: Rotten citrus don't deserve true love