(Jujutsu Kaisen) How Should a Rotten Orange Pursue True Love?

[Planning a rewrite, new version now open]

◣ No moral police, no purity police

After Satoru Gojo had pointed at me and called me a rotten orange for who knows how many times, I asked him pleasantly, "What exactly do you think is rotten about me? Maybe I can change."

"First, you need to die."

I understood. He was calling me rotten to the core and beyond saving. Nothing could be changed unless I was reborn as a completely different person.

"Well, I'm sorry to have offended you."

But so what? Doesn't the whole jujutsu world have to answer to me?

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The first time Chiyo Saga saw Naoya Zenin, she was drawn to his obnoxiously awful air. She liked his pretty face, and she liked his nasty personality.

"Love at first sight, a love that lasts a thousand years." She told the head of the Zenin family, "If you're selling this son of yours, please consider me first."

"You must've left your brain at home because you weren't fully awake! If you can't go out without your brain, you might as well die! You're obviously sick in the head, yet you still go out. Aren't you afraid you'll infect other people with your stupidity?!"

Chiyo Saga gazed adoringly at the young man being held by the arms.

So cute. Even his temper tantrums were adorable.

The more she looked at him, the cuter he got. She really wanted to be with him.

"I'm serious, Head of the Zenin family. Name your price. I'm very rich."

"He may not have inherited the Ten Shadows Technique, but I like him anyway. Please give it some serious thought. After all, younger men are more appealing to me."

"They lose value as they get older, you know. Please, please think about it carefully."

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"Please join me on the path to ruin, and let us fall together until we die."

#A crazy female lead in the rotten-orange mold, a villainess who won't be redeemed, only made even darker#

#The elements are hard to describe, and there are lots of potential triggers#

#The female lead's characterization will absolutely not change#

Theme: Rotten oranges really are rotten