Potato Block Rules

Chi Songxing opens his eyes and finds himself in a room.

The man across from him smiles and tries to pull down his pants.

Chi Songxing: "Wait..."

Bro, I'm not gay.

A is feared by everyone in the eerie world, notorious for breaking the rules and having a terrible temper. He lives in the Potato District.

Chi Songxing has spent many days in the Potato District, constantly afraid of running into this menace.

Then one day, a delivery person shows up at his door, and he opens the package to find a box of condoms.

Chi Songxing looks horrified.

He definitely didn't order these.

Then Chi Songxing cautiously checks the name on the package.

A.

A man hums leisurely behind him.

Chi Songxing trembles as he tries to ask what's going on, but the words come tumbling out wrong: "Why did you buy condoms?"

The man gives him a strange look. "You don't like them?"

"Never mind. We can do it without one."

Chi Songxing: ?

Is that really the issue here?

That night, Chi Songxing thinks about a lot of things.

In the end, he decides they really should use one.

Bonus scene:

Chi Songxing: "Why is this place called the Potato District?"

Xidelai Duo: "I named it."

Chi Songxing: "Then why not call it the Tomato District?"

Xidelai Duo: "Because I like eating potatoes."

Chi Songxing: "Then why call them potatoes instead of spuds?"

Xidelai Duo: "Spuds sounds worse than potatoes."

Chi Songxing: ...

Fine, whatever makes you happy.

Later, Xidelai Duo tries the food Chi Songxing makes.

With a grand wave of his hand, he renames the Potato District the Tomato and Egg Stir-Fry District.

A supposedly straight top who's kissed him eight hundred times x a scheming, seductive nonhuman bottom (probably)

Idea conceived on 2025.4.7.

A few things to know before reading:

1. One-on-one, exclusive pairing. Strong top and bottom, mutual pampering. No breaking them up or switching roles, they are madly in love.

2. The characters' values are not the author's. Their intelligence is capped at the author's level.

3. There are all kinds of plot holes and logic bugs, so please go easy on me.

4. The top can only cook tomato and egg stir-fry, and the bottom can only make hot-and-sour shredded potatoes.

Theme: The essence of love is being seen.