Making History Livestreams: An Immortal Tells the Unofficial Tales

A god, tormented by the blood, tears, suffering, love, hate, obsession, and resentment of billions of living beings, finally awakens thousands of years after humanity's extinction.

After being "trained" for a while by kindhearted gods from the Myriad Worlds, the god finally begins a long journey to save the world.

But becoming a wage slave is out of the question, especially for humanity. As long as the god outsources the wage-slave work, that means the god isn't being forced to work! (Heh heh.)

First, a modest goal: Make sure all the adorable humans can eat their fill, stay warm, enjoy good health, and live to ninety-nine!

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One day, in each dynasty, an all-powerful, all-knowing god will suddenly descend from the heavens on a cloud of seven colors, announcing that they're here to lead everyone toward a happy, fulfilling life where all have food, clothing, dignity, and a future. Naturally, no one would turn down that offer! (Happily scattering flowers.)

But not everyone shares the same joys and sorrows. At least, certain foolish emperors and treacherous ministers aren't too happy about it.

Qin Er Shi, Hu Hai, immediately drops to his knees: "Father, please spare me! It was all those treacherous villains Zhao Gao and Li Si who led me astray!"

Qin Shi Huang flies into a rage, draws his sword, and kills him.

Li Longji bursts into tears: "I didn't want any of this to happen. It was all An Lushan, the leader of the rebels. Emperor Taizong, can't you find it in your heart to forgive me?"

Emperor Taizong doesn't believe him, and kills him through his tears.

Zhao Ji and Zhao Kuangyin...

Zhu Qizhen and Zhu Yuanzhang...

Coming soon, a special program designed by the gods themselves:

The Emperor's Horror Tour, The Ultimate Skinning Experience, Adventures Across the Myriad Worlds, Ten Thousand Little Tips for Raising Humans to Ninety-Nine, Learn These 361 Skills to Keep the Living from Crying, Even Feudal Emperors Have to Learn to Farm, The Base Camp for Dutiful Children and Grandchildren, Qin Shi Huang, Han Wudi, Tang Taizong, and Song Taizu: Charge Ahead!, Extreme Challenges: The Historical Edition, If You Are the One: The Unofficial History Edition, A Visit to the Matriarchal World, You Don't Have to Be Alive, but You Can't Pretend You Have Nothing to Do

#From now on, you don't need to pray to the gods. Your god is here!#

#Every dynasty has foolish emperors and treacherous ministers? What is wrong with you humans? Can't you spare a thought for how the gods feel?!#

#What's the big deal? It's the New Year, they're all children, and since we're already here, why not peel a little skin and have some fun?#

Additional notes:

1. The god really is a god, the humans really are humans, and the unofficial histories really are unofficial histories (not really). So the god is good, the humans are good, and only the unofficial histories are bad (please call me a truly good person).

2. This is probably still a fun story in the form of a historical livestream. Just look at the title and you'll know there are lots of unofficial histories (with a title like this, please cut me some slack). Of course, there are also official histories, miscellaneous books, and strange tales. The main plot is justice descending from above, using overwhelming strength to make up for the historical regrets of each dynasty.

3. Foolish emperors and treacherous ministers will all be dealt with, because we can't let martyrs shed blood and tears. If you don't like that, please think twice before reading! If you come across something you don't like, just drop the story without telling me. Please don't make personal attacks either. Many thanks!!! Finally, everything in this story takes place in parallel worlds. Historical nihilism is not welcome!

Theme: Do your best and leave the rest to fate