[One Piece] The Divine Player Only Wants to Complete the Compendium

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The blurb is written in second person. The main text uses third person, referring to the protagonist as "it" or "she."

You are a god, but right now, you're bored.

So you open a game offered up by humans: Welcome to the Grand Line.

The game is so boring that you close it.

The round little New World timidly raises a hand and explains that you opened the wrong game. It strongly recommends a game called Pirate King.

You graciously accept the explanation and, still bored, open the game again.

At this moment, you have no idea that this is the beginning of you getting conned.

[Almighty, omniscient, all-knowing and all-powerful God, the New World warmly welcomes you to Pirate King. Please allow this humble one, overwhelmed with excitement and reverence, to demonstrate how to play, ]

You think this newly born New World is a little too strange, but a god's overwhelming power lets you ignore everything, so you skip a lot of irrelevant steps.

[Great God, please choose your starting location]

A. God Valley

B. Foosha Village

C. Water 7

D. Loguetown

E. Ohara

F. Mary Geoise

G. Marineford

You're a god, so of course you choose God Valley!

And that's how you begin your power fantasy, beating up everyone, including Im, the biggest boss in this game world.

You punch the Marines, kick the pirates, and even chop down the Celestial Dragons. You're invincible in your first playthrough. It's exhilarating, but still a little boring.

Not quite satisfied, you open the game again for a second playthrough. This time, you choose to be a pirate and enjoy a thrilling battle as you level up.

After finishing the same familiar power-fantasy storyline, you feel completely satisfied.

What can you do? A god's life is just that invincible, that glorious!

Then the New World timidly raises a hand and softly asks if you'd like to try a game about raising kids.

A game about raising kids? Sounds interesting. You stroke your chin, think for three seconds, and eagerly begin a third playthrough.

All the kids are adorable, so you generously decide to turn them all into even more adorable, living people.

And then, all your mountains of gold and silver, your silks and satins, your delicacies, and your lavish divine palace are completely wrecked by your adorable kids.

You jump up in a panic and shout that these aren't your adorable kids, they're all terrifying big dogs.

The New World feels very guilty and doesn't dare look at you.

Congratulations, you've been scammed!

That's your furious complaint. But the kids you raised yourself look innocent, all blinking up at you with their big eyes

"Mom, can't we eat meat anymore? But I'm so hungry QAQ", by Straw Hat Kid

"I'll be so sad I'll die without mountains of gold and silver. Mom, please give me some spending money! ￥u￥", by Cat Burglar Kid

"It's all my fault for eating too much and spending too much. Mom, I know I was wrong XoX", by Reindeer Kid

You can't say no to eyes this adorable and pitiful, so in the end, you can only keep raising the kids through your tears.

Notes:

1. The story starts with the third playthrough. The protagonist loves young, handsome, well-endowed virgins, so there will be romantic arcs at different stages, as well as a harem-like tendency for everyone to fall for the protagonist. For all the delicious men of the Grand Line, let's boldly ask for more, more, more!

2. The protagonist is a god, so naturally they're number one in every way, sweeping over everyone with overwhelming power. Don't ask why. The answer is simply that they're glorious!

3. I'll add more if I think of anything...

Premise: God loves all beings, and all beings love God.