I Pretend to Be a God with the Fourth Calamity [Historical Worlds]

College student Miao Xinyi accidentally bound to a System called Fourth Calamity. Now she has to complete all sorts of tasks issued by the System, or she'll fail her courses. And failing a task means failing a course. If she fails too many, she'll be cursed with bad luck for the rest of her life! So Miao Xinyi reluctantly (crossed out) began her life of doing tasks. But there's no way she's going to work a part-time job. If she outsources the work, then she's no longer a humble wage slave! First, a small goal: summon a hundred million players. # One night in the future, a full-dive game called Five Thousand Years suddenly popped up on the phone screens of countless night owls who stayed up cultivating. Its advertisement was also incredibly polished. Some angrily closed it, some opened it on a whim, some tagged their friends, and others ignored it. "How can a free game be any good? It's all a scam. One star!" "You make it sound better than a song. Since you said 'Princess, please log in,' I'll see what you're all about!" "..." Some time later, "Guys, who gets it? I'm eating my words, and loving it!" "Holy crap! Why does such a fun game only have a thousand slots?!" "Oh my god! Please grant me a player slot!" "I swear I'll never mess around again! Game points are so hard to earn, and extra lives are so hard to save up. Next time, I absolutely won't tease our venerable ancestor again! If I do it again, I'll swear another oath!" # In the chaotic Eastern Han dynasty, Player A: "Let's march north! Chancellor Zhuge, hurry up and say, 'Princess, please lead the northern campaign!' I need game points to trade for extra lives!" Player B: "Commander, Commander, let's burn the enemy at Red Cliffs right now and wipe out Cao Cao! Wait, Commander, why are you only in your teens? Let Auntie give you a kiss, 233!" Player C: "I just landed and ran into Jia Xu, Jia Wenhe, the most poisonous schemer in history. Am I doomed?" Player D: "You rats of Jiangdong, where are you running? Watch the children of Jiangdong perform the 108 moves for bringing glory to their ancestors!" #Give Our Venerable Ancestors a Taste of the Fourth Calamity# #The Devoted Descendants Fill the Room with Filial Piety, So Much It Becomes Powerful# #Please, does any player want to break the rules and get struck by lightning, deleted from the game, and free up a slot for my friend?# Additional information: 1. The main pairing is with the System. The female lead has the Fourth Calamity System and pretends to be a god, summoning players from the future to do work in various dynasties. Every player who's gone to work has said it was great and wants to come back. 2. This is a comedy, with official histories, unofficial histories, miscellaneous books, strange tales, and so on. The main plot is about making up for the historical regrets of various dynasties. 3. It really is a comedy, so read at your own risk! If you come across something you don't like, just stop reading. There's no need to tell me, and please don't make personal attacks. Many thanks! Everything in this novel takes place in parallel worlds. It rejects historical nihilism! I recommend to my dear readers my spin-off novel coming soon, The Golden Age Begins When Qin Shi Huang Enters an Infinite Game. If you're interested, please add it to your reading list. Many thanks! Synopsis: In the year 5023 of the Xia Yuan era, the System [Divine Palace One] was created and sent to the Myriad Worlds to collect energy. But halfway through, it was attacked by a terrifying infinite-game System. To protect itself, System [Divine Palace One] devoured the arrogant and terrifying infinite-game System. As a result, System [Divine Palace One] underwent an indescribable transformation. Whether that transformation is a blessing or a curse remains uncertain for those about to enter the [White Jade Capital] trial... In the twenty-sixth year of King Zheng's reign, Qin spent ten years unifying the six kingdoms. Qin's king, Ying Zheng, declared himself emperor and became Qin Shi Huang. Qin had unified the six kingdoms and become the Qin dynasty, but the nobles and common people of the former kingdoms still longed for their old homelands and refused to give their hearts to Qin. That year, a divine miracle descended upon Xianyang, the capital of Qin. Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng immediately led his ministers into the immortal realm, [White Jade Capital]. This act allowed Qin to learn countless skills for enriching the nation, strengthening its military, and benefiting its people. It also laid a firm foundation for Qin to achieve true unification in the centuries that followed. The history books praised it: Qin had Heaven's Mandate, and that Mandate belonged most of all to His Majesty the First Emperor! Early stages include: "The Beauty's Face" "Ghost Marriage" "The Lost Island of Lonely Souls" "A Happy Home" "Escape from Nightmare Lake" "Missing" "The Zombie Wall" Additional information: 1. The dynasties participating in the stages range from the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods to the end of the Ming. The main settings are Qin, Han, the Three Kingdoms, Tang, Song, and Ming. All are parallel worlds, with no historical nihilism! There'll be a chaotic mix of historical figures from different eras in the same stage, so read at your own risk. 2. This novel combines infinite-game stages with history. It should be a comedy, not a historical livestream! Add it to your reading list to see the high-school-uniform version of young Zheng-ge, the young adult version of Zulong in a suit, the First Emperor in a doctor's uniform, Ying Zheng as a horseback-riding groom, and the Qin Emperor in full armor. 3. The System was initially designed as female, so the story is told from the female lead's perspective. There is also another character who is a System. Synopsis written on June 26, 2023, and screenshotted. Theme: A peaceful and prosperous age is everyone's responsibility!