History Livestream: Immortals Tell Tales from the Past

After enduring the blood, tears, suffering, love, hate, obsession, and resentment of countless living beings, a god finally awoke thousands of years after humanity had vanished. After spending some time being "trained" by kindly immortals from the Myriad Worlds, the god finally began a long journey to save the world. But working for someone else was out of the question, especially humans. As long as the god outsourced all the work, that meant the god wasn't being forced to work! (Hehe.) First, a modest goal: Make sure every adorable human has enough to eat, warm clothes to wear, good health, and lives to the age of ninety-nine! # On a certain day in every dynasty, an omnipotent, all-knowing god would suddenly descend from the sky on a cloud of seven colors, promising a happy, fulfilling life where everyone had food, clothing, dignity, and a future. Of course they wouldn't refuse! (Happily scattering flowers.) But people don't all share the same joys and sorrows. At least some foolish emperors and treacherous ministers weren't in the mood to giggle. Huhai, the Second Emperor of Qin, immediately dropped to his knees: "Father, spare me! It was all those treacherous scoundrels Zhao Gao and Li Si who deceived me!" Qin Shi Huang flew into a rage and drew his sword to kill him. Li Longji wept bitterly: "I didn't want things to turn out this way. It was all An Lushan, the leader of the rebels. Emperor Taizong, can't you understand?" Emperor Taizong of Tang didn't believe him, and tearfully killed him. Zhao Ji and Zhao Kuangyin... Zhu Qizhen and Zhu Yuanzhang... Stay tuned for special programs designed by the immortals themselves: The Emperor's Terrifying Tour Group, The Ultimate Skinning Show, Adventures Across the Worlds, Ten Thousand Little Tricks for Raising Humans to Ninety-Nine, Learn These 361 Skills and Never Make the Living Cry Again, Even Feudal Emperors Have to Learn to Farm, Headquarters of Filial Sons and Worthy Grandchildren, Qin Huang, Han Wu, Tang Zong, and Song Zu Charge Ahead!, Extreme Challenges: The Historical Edition, If You Are the One: The Unofficial History Edition, A Tour of the Matriarchal World, You Don't Have to Live, but You Can't Pretend There's No Work to Do -- #From now on, you don't need to pray to the gods. Your god is here!# #Every dynasty has foolish emperors and treacherous ministers? What is wrong with you humans? Could you spare a thought for how the gods feel?!# #What's the big deal? It's New Year, they're all kids, and since we're already here, why not have some fun and skin someone?# Additional Notes: 1. The god is a real god, the humans are real humans, and unofficial history is also real unofficial history (not really). So the god and the humans are good, and only unofficial history is bad. (Please call me a genuinely nice person.) 2. This is probably still a fun story told through historical livestreams. You can tell from the title that there's lots of unofficial history (with a title like this, please cut me some slack). Of course, there will also be official history, miscellaneous books, and strange tales. The main plot is divine justice from on high, using overwhelming power to make up for the historical regrets of every dynasty. 3. Foolish emperors and treacherous ministers will all be dealt with, because we can't let our martyrs shed blood and tears. Please think twice before reading if that's not your thing! If you come across something you dislike, just drop the story. There's no need to tell me, and please don't make personal attacks. Many thanks!!! Lastly, everything in this story takes place in a parallel world. Historical nihilism is not welcome! Theme: Love the people and the country, and persevere in the face of adversity.