The Divine Conquest Game [One Piece]

You are a god, but right now, you're bored.

So you open a game offered up by humanity: Welcome to the Grand Line.

The game is boring, so you close it.

The round, plump New World timidly raises its hand to explain that you opened the wrong game, and strongly recommends one called Pirate King.

You graciously accept the explanation, and, still bored, open the game again.

At this very moment, your great self has no idea that this is the beginning of being swindled.

[O supreme, omniscient, omnipotent, and mighty god, the New World warmly welcomes you to Pirate King! Please allow this humble one, trembling with excitement and reverence, to demonstrate how to play!]

You think this newly born New World is a little too strange. But a god's power can overcome anything, so you skip many irrelevant steps.

[Great god, please choose your starting location]

A. God Valley

B. Foosha Village

C. Water 7

D. Loguetown

E. Ohara

F. Mary Geoise

G. Marineford

You're a god, of course you choose God Valley!

And so you begin a power fantasy, beating up everyone, including Imu, the biggest boss in this game world.

You punch the Marines, kick the pirates, and even chop down the Celestial Dragons. You were invincible in your first playthrough. It was fun, but still a little boring.

Not quite satisfied, you open the game again for a second playthrough. This time, you choose to be a pirate and enjoy a battle-filled adventure where you grow stronger as you go.

After completing another familiar power-fantasy storyline, you feel thoroughly satisfied.

There's nothing for it. The life of a god is just that invincible and great!

Just then, the New World timidly raises its hand and asks in a very small voice if you'd like to try a game about raising kids.

A game about raising kids? Sounds interesting. You stroke your chin, think for three seconds, then eagerly begin your third playthrough.

The kids are all so adorable that your generous self decides to turn them all into even more adorable, fully grown people.

And then, all your mountains of gold and silver, fine silks and satins, rare delicacies, and luxurious divine palace are completely wrecked by your adorable kids.

You jump up and down in a panic, yelling that these aren't your adorable kids, they're terrifying little gremlins.

The New World feels very guilty and doesn't dare look at you.

Congratulations, you've been swindled!

That's your furious complaint. But the kids you raised yourself all look innocent, blinking up at you with their big eyes.

"Mom, can't we eat meat anymore? But I'm so hungry QAQ" -- Straw Hat Kid

"I'll be so sad I'll die without mountains of gold and silver. Mom, please give me some pocket money! ￥u￥" -- Cat Burglar Kid

"It's all my fault for eating too much and spending too much. Mom, I know I was wrong XoX" -- Reindeer Kid

You can't resist those adorable, pitiful eyes, so in the end, you can only keep raising the kids through your tears.

A few additional notes:

1. Your favorite is young, beautiful, and well-endowed men who are virgins, so there will be romance arcs at various stages, with the potential for everyone to fall for you. For all the delicious men of the Grand Line, let's boldly say, "More, more!"

2. You're a god, so naturally you're number one in every way, crushing everyone in your path. Don't ask why, it's because you're great!

3. I'll add more if I think of anything...

Theme: God loves all living beings, and all living beings love God.