My Guardian Is Dazai

[The blurb was screenshotted and posted on 23/7/29. Updated on 25/4/5]

Quit the game! I have to quit the game!

She never should have clicked on this game in the first place!

My Best Brother is a cozy family-life game. The player is a younger sister, and her accomplished, handsome, and kind big brothers keep her company as she studies, plays, and grows up.

But when Yu Xia thinks back on the brothers and experiences from her first two playthroughs...

In short:

First playthrough: Her brother stopped acting human, became a ghost, and killed her.

Second playthrough: Her brother stopped acting human, became a vampire, and killed her.

...Official developers, look at your game's title, then look at its content. :)

Have you no conscience?

Developers: We do, we do!

Perhaps they really did have a change of heart. The developers immediately promised that this time they would give her the very best, brother!

Yu Xia: ...All right, then.

It's not as if she can finish the game and leave without getting the happy ending.

Third playthrough: I hope my brother is human.

That was her one simple, modest wish.

The developers really granted it. Her brother really was human!

Sure, this brother was fond of suicide, liked bandages, and sometimes ate poisonous mushrooms. He seemed totally unreliable, but, he was at least human!

Yu Xia wiped away her tears. "Brother, promise me you'll stay human forever. As long as you're human, I don't care about anything else!"

Her brother: ?

Everyone else: Eyes popping out of their heads.jpg

What happened to this child to make her lower her standards this much?!

.

Osamu Dazai has a younger sister.

A younger sister who has been cursed since birth.

So strange things have happened around her ever since she was little. Misfortune follows her everywhere, and she's destined to never have an ordinary daily life.

Dazai does everything he can to create a relatively stable environment for his sister. But then he discovers that it's not just strange things happening around her. Strange people are showing up, too.

Like the little god of the Gojo family.

Like the persistent Demon King and the vampire who lives in Egypt, both shouting that she's their sister and coming to snatch her away.

Dazai: ?

Well

His sister only recognizes him as her big brother, after all. (laughs)

Little skit

When someone asks Yu Xia, who's waiting for her parents at the school gate:

"Yu Xia, is your brother picking you up today?"

Yu Xia: "Yeah!"

"Then hasn't he arrived yet?"

Yu Xia looks around, then her eyes light up. "There he is!"

"Huh? Where?"

"In the river!"

Classmate: ...Huh?

Little skit two

Yu Xia, who's been well taught by her brother, knows that if she gets into trouble and her brother isn't around, she should shout, "Brother Kunikida!"

And if Brother Kunikida isn't there, or can't solve the problem either, then she should shout, "Superman Oda... No, wait, Oda Sakunosuke!!"

A lighthearted, heartwarming slice-of-life story, set in a timeline where Oda Sakunosuke survives.

Theme: The bonds of family cannot be broken