
Officer Matsuda Wants to Beat Me Up
松田警官想要揍我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 558k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Detective Conan Fanfiction (I've Read at Least Two-Thirds of These
I often forget the plot and can't find the story when I want to look it up, so I'm making a list to keep track. I have a soft spot for (pseudo-)beautiful, strong, tragic, mentally ill characters, though there aren't actually many when you open these books. Contains spoilers
Detective Conan Fandom
Saving stories I like, plan to read, or want to reread. Some are complete and some are ongoing. I like no-male-lead stories best, but I read other things too.
Anime Crossovers, Secret Identities, Frail Leads, and Battle Scars
I like beautiful, strong, tragic characters, battle-worn characters, and sickly, frail ones. Lots of fanfic, mainly Detective Conan, plus Bungou Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, DC, and more. I read a lot of danmei and no-CP stories, especially secret identity and fake-tragedy stories.
Crossover Anime and Manga (Ongoing)
Bungou Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Jujutsu Kaisen, and more. All have original protagonists and are either gen or shou-centric. Just my personal tastes. Recommendations welcome! (The list is arranged by rating.)
Derivative Fiction Picks, Round Two, Updated
I review only completed derivative works, regardless of their source fandom, so this list is all over the place. Seriously, all over the place. (I've reviewed 100 books so far; see the previous list.)
Memorable Detective Conan Fanfiction
For my own use, a record of good stories I’ve read
[On Hiatus] Sampling Detective Conan Fanfiction
I'm a little burned out, so I'm taking a break from Detective Conan fanfiction. I'll update the list again once I've had a breather! 7/21
Original or Derivative Works with Male Leads and No Romance
A place to stash gen fics
Hold On! I'm Still Reading
Some books I'm reading right now. Once I'm done, I'll move them to the list next door
Detective Conan Fics Pairing Hagiwara Kenji
The pairing is Hagi. There are BL and romance novels, as well as gen stories where the characters have a good relationship with the Explosion Squad.
My Finest Detective Conan Fanfiction (Updated Occasionally)
Very personal tastes (I like angst, love the heroes, and adore the police academy group). Almost no crossovers with other anime, or very few. All free stories get five stars.
A Little Detective Conan Fanfiction
Some Conan fanfics I've gotten really into.
Detective Conan
Detective Conan fanfiction, with lots of police academy characters. Four stars equal five stars; I couldn't give everything five stars, so I had to change a few ratings. Mostly no-CP, with a little romance. There are lots more, and I'll organize them gradually.
Delicious Matsuda Jinpei Stories
As the title says: delicious stories about Matsuda Keigo, both completed and ongoing. Plot logic comes first.
Detective Conan Spin-Offs: The Police Academy Five
No-CP or danmei, male-protagonist POV
Complete the Tasks
I'll recommend the Detective Conan stories I've read. I have over a hundred books on my shelf, and many are unread or I can't remember whether I've read them. I really enjoy Detective Conan stories, though I haven't finished many.
New Finds
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Blushing and smoking virginity group: Sure enough, he has a fever, this guy!
Thank you teacher for the happy ending [crying] [crying] [crying] It really warms my heart! ! ! ! ! Finally no regrets55555555555
Finished with flowers, thank you for accompanying me. Very, very happy to see such a gentle ending of dumpling making, thank you our dear world consciousness❤️ Fighting, quarreling, and sadness are all because of love and persistence in faith. It also made me more convinced that my love for the character was by no means false. At the same time, as for the author who gives the character a soul, I also appreciate the teacher's meticulous logic, delicate description, and solid theoretical foundation. This winter, thank you teacher for bringing me love, justice and speculation through your works. As a reader, I am very happy to read such excellent works. Those touches and resonance will become a part of "me" and leave a mark on my life. Once again, thank you for accompanying me and see you in the next book.
------Spoiler Alert------ This is a story we are already familiar with - about the scattering of five-petal cherry blossoms, about justice, sacrifice and the difficulty of reconciliation... I will always be moved by such a story, and I will continue to look for a more satisfactory ending in Ke Tongli. Thank you for encountering this warm work. This is the story of Lord Rot struck by a different kind of grittier realism. His father's injustice made Liangshu clearly see the darkness of people's hearts and the lack of justice. He regarded compromising with reality, seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages as justice, and used this cold cognition to adapt to reality - until he broke into the hot world of the police academy team. They were the ones who stepped on the accelerator despite seeing the darkness, the ones who knew the injustice but still defended the order. The justice of the five members of the police academy team is to practice it with their own hands and create a more just reality with their own hands - Jingguang's hand pushing the outside guard out of the sea of fire, Matsuda stepping into the police academy with dissatisfaction with the system, Hagiwara's back running with a bomb... They collided with Liang Shu's perception of justice, and their conflict was rooted in this. I really like the author's insight into the characters and the creation of conflicts. Every quarrel brings our souls closer together. Liangshu exploded because Jingguang sacrificed his life to save Shouichi. He questioned the injustice of the law and questioned Jingguang's innocence. But in the end, after he saw Jingguang's justice of "not getting lost in hatred", his cold heart gradually melted. He and Zero fought over the tram problem, had a life-and-death relationship with the bomb disposal team, and embraced each other's souls in the collision of ideas - it turned out that they were not blind to the injustice of the world, but chose to become practitioners to fight it. Liang Shu was moved by the hotter justice of the police academy team. It was so sincere and profound, and the heart crushed by injustice was spliced back together by love. This is not only a heart-warming two-way redemption story, but also a story of justice from spectatorship to participation: Liangshu saved their lives, and the police academy team redeemed Liangshu's soul. This is a profound discussion about law, justice and love. Thank you to the author for creating such a world for us. Seeing such a touching work feels like I have been redeemed TT. In this parallel world, cherry blossoms still bloom every year.
I felt like I couldn't stand it anymore, but because I had ordered it all, I was forced to read a few chapters and jump straight to the last one. Just treat it like you've read it and use it as a warning to learn from it next time.
This book is so delicious... It has a wonderful friendship with Bakuzu. I have repeatedly appreciated TT's emotional outbursts and they are very smooth. I also particularly like the black-eyed character design! While reading, I was amazed at how it could be written so well... It's so satisfying to just keep re-reading it back and forth... I'm looking forward to Teacher Zhe Ergen's next book! ! [Red heart][red heart][red heart]
It's great to read Boss Zheergen's article! It makes me think every time I watch Kurome and Zero debate ദ്ദി˶ー̀֊ー́ )✧Pinch Zhufu's stubbled chin, Kenji's purple eyes dripping with water, Jinpei's hard-spoken and soft-hearted words again and again... What a great Ke Tong! Such tender, delicate and hot feelings (●´∀`●)
Boss Zhe Ergen, please forgive me for my poor understanding. Heimu first "dreamed" about the world of going to the police academy, but didn't he get into a car accident at the end? Is there no follow-up? Jinpei Kenji is still waiting for him to come to dinner.
It's a very interesting CB story. There are a few chapters with emotional outbursts that are very smooth and exciting. It made me happy to watch it.
Super cute cb direction, I was so amused by Ryoshu-chan's seriousness that I was stunned w