Using an If-Timeline Secret Identity to Pick a Fight with the Original

[Three Thousand Words a Day Guaranteed, Welcome to Read!] [All Three Worlds Are Complete] Bairi is a famous streamer in the world of full-dive games. The game company he has signed with asks him to beta-test a role-playing game said to be "100% realistic." It supposedly features crossovers with quite a few famous anime series, too. But the cheat the game gives him is the ability to use all kinds of alternate-timeline secret identities. At first, he doesn't think much of it. What's so outrageous about an alternate-timeline identity, anyway? Then the day the game launches arrives. [Jujutsu Kaisen: Megumi, the Lethal Killer] His hair is tousled, and the black bodysuit, designed for combat, outlines his lean waist. The defined muscles on his stomach show through the tight fabric, rising and falling slightly with each breath. His green eyes seem steeped in ice. One cold glance, and the strength of a young man mingles with an inexplicable sensuality, brought vividly to life. [Comments: Oh no!] [Hey, hey, hey! I knew it was Megumi, but why is this Megumi so sexy?] [Battle-scarred Megumi as a killer from another world. Dream come true.] Megumi from another world brings new, unpredictable, and irresistible changes. The old guard rages helplessly.jpq [Bungo Stray Dogs: Ranpo, the Otherworldly Boss] He wears a formal suit, but his expression is casual and willful. He gives a small yawn, the glimmer of tears in his eyes showing just how relaxed he is. But in the next instant, his gaze turns sharp as the glint of a blade. "Hm? You're asking what I do?" His expression changes, the corners of his eyes curving as he smiles. "Ranpo-sama is the boss, you know. The boss who led those idiots to reclaim their home in the midst of war~" [Comments: It's you! The world's greatest detective, Ranpo.] [Holy crap, Ranpo with abs, heh heh, heh heh. Isn't he ridiculously cool?~] [So handsome! This setting, ahhhhh! Please stop resisting and marry me right now.] Being watched by two Ranpo cats at once, the Detective Agency is overjoyed.jpq [Detective Conan: Detective Gin] As a boy, his silver hair barely reached his shoulders, but he already had an edge that no one dared to provoke. Accidentally adopted as a child by Professor Agasa, he grew up to become a formidable opponent of the Black Organization, all under the watchful gaze of his white-haired, tearful adoptive father. His pursuit of the thrill of bloodshed was forcibly turned into another kind of justice. [Comments: What? What? What?!] [That's... so twisted!] [Sorry, Detective Gin, I have to laugh first!] [Looking forward to the streamer meeting Conan.] Young Gin drops his cigarette and grinds it out beneath his heel. He chambers a round in his Beretta and heads toward the shadows. He's in a foul mood, and in another world, naturally he'll take it out on his old nemesis, the Black Organization. The game is so popular, and Bairi is being praised to the heavens. His secret identities are plastered all over the forums in a flood of gorgeous screenshots. Everyone thinks this is just a game, but no one knows that Bairi has actually encountered a corner of another world. 1. The protagonist's identity is never exposed. 2. There will be a few comments from viewers. Feel free to leave comments in the discussion section. [I'm Saving the World, and I Got Bound to a Furniture System] [Updating regularly! New chapters every night at nine, with bonus chapters at irregular intervals. Come read, mwah!!!] When Yuejian Lan was 26, he was bound to a System that bellowed, "Congratulations, you've won the grand prize!" But the unreliable System had arrived ten years late. At 16, high school student Yuejian Lan read hot-blooded manga every day and devoted himself to saving the world. The secret identity System he'd awakened was guaranteed to give him a powerful combat-focused archetype. But 26-year-old office drone Yuejian Lan had only one dream: to have a home of his own. The office drone looks up and points at himself, world-weary. "Save the world? Me?" The System, ten years late, can't change who it chose. Bound to it, Yuejian Lan awakens random furniture-based secret identities unlike anything the System has ever seen. SSR: Refrigerator. Silver-white hair falls in the evening breeze, and deep blue eyes are like frozen ice. SSR: Recliner. A tall, muscular man with short blue hair has a soft, well-built physique. His eyes, the same shade, leave anyone who looks at him feeling strangely drowsy. SSR: Water Heater. His temper is fiery, and his body temperature is several times that of other people. Wherever his pale pink eyes fall, it seems steam could rise at any moment… One office drone: "Great, I finally have some new furniture. It'd be even better if it didn't look so human." A soft whisper rises from the darkness. The stars in his dreams never change. Just when he thinks he has found the jujutsu world and every question can be answered, new layers of mystery arrive one after another. What Yuejian Lan has: an unreliable System and secret identities. What he has to face: curses, enemies, and a world on the brink of madness. 1. Includes a little cosmic horror. I can't guarantee it's completely faithful to the genre, but I've studied the original works and will do my best to capture the right feel. 2. I planned several major hints and foreshadowing before I started writing, hehehe. Feel free to guess as you read. 3. Along the way, he'll meet Gojo and Geto from Jujutsu High in another world in a way that makes sense. Theme: Just barely touching a corner of the world