Why Is Lord Kanao Angry Again?

Doma and Hakuji had known each other from middle school all the way through college. They were the very definition of "childhood friends," but they got along so "well" that Hakuji often wanted to beat Doma, along with that irritating face of his, all the way to the ICU.

But at some point, their relationship seemed to start getting a little... complicated.

College roommate No. 1, Muzan-sama, deeply afflicted by their "complicated" relationship: If you two are going to date, get out of my room and do it somewhere else!

Victim-roommate No. 2, Mr. Michikatsu: Actually... I don't... really... feel... anything...

And for some reason, during this "complicated" period, all sorts of strange things started happening to Hakuji and Doma one after another...

Overnight, Tokyo's streets were crawling with so many sanity-shattering monsters...

For some reason, the number of crimes in Beika Town suddenly shot up...

Yokohama suddenly gained a rumor about the Black*Gang*...

Hakuji could only feel that everything was getting absurd, and the source of it all seemed to point to... Muzan-sama!

Muzan: ??? Get out of here! Are you crazy? Why am I getting blamed just for watching the drama unfold?!

Hakuji: Doma! I'll beat your stupid head in!

Doma: Wow, you figured that out? Hakuji, you really do love me! QAQ Hey, little Hakuji, why are you mad??

...What do you think?

So welcome to the hit ongoing series, "Little Hakuji Is Mad Again Today QAQ." New installments drop whenever, so stay tuned!

CP: Doma/Hakuji, Akaza/Kokushibo

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Important warning!

Doma will be completely out of character from beginning to end, because in the original story, Doma has no emotions! (That's why Akaza/Doma is so fun: the Third Upper Rank teaches him how to act like a person, both physically and emotionally.)

That's all the warnings. Thanks for reading to the end! Arigato!

Theme: Teaching an emotionless idiot how to use feelings properly (Hakuji's words)