[The Three Gods] We, the Three Gods, Have No Mora

People say the Anemo Archon, Electro Archon, and Geo Archon are all slacking off: one shirks work, one retires, and one leaves things to AI. All three have been coasting, especially after Celestia got beaten to a pulp and the Archons stepped down from their thrones. They got even more idle, until the world's consciousness couldn't take it anymore and flew into a rage:

What the hell, you lot are slacking off so much every day you're about to grow moss! Why did I bring you here to follow the plot in the first place?!

And then...

They went on a vacation at the world's expense (just kidding).

After that, you can see:

The Anemo Archon grinning as he draws his bow at the Ghost King. "Don't even think about getting away."

The Electro Archon splitting the sea beside Yokohama with a single strike of her blade.

The Geo Archon's golden eyes gleam as [Planet Befall] shatters the worldview of a certain little elementary-school Grim Reaper.

[This is the power of the Three Archons. How much can a mortal comprehend?]

The story features all three Archons' perspectives, though the Geo Archon may get more, since the author is a huge fan of him (doge).

The Three Archons transmigrated. Remember, they are transmigrators, not the original characters. They transmigrated to Teyvat before the Archon War. If that's not your thing, don't read.

No romance, but there are close bonds, such as Ei's beloved son Scaramouche (there may be some mother-and-son affection, with Ei, a slipper, and Scaramouche.jpg), and Zhongli, the father figure to Liyue, among others.

Please don't start pointless arguments. I like all the characters I've written, so please treat them kindly. Thank you.

The author's style is goofy, the Three Archons are OOC, and the plot is a mess. I don't understand Genshin Impact conspiracy theories or plot speculation. I'm writing this on a whim.

Theme: Who needs a theme when you're traveling?