[Crossover] Why Are You All So Ridiculous?

I'm Yang Feng, in Japan, just got off the plane, and feeling great.

But can someone tell me...

Help! Is Japan really this terrifying?!

So, as an utterly ordinary college student, my utterly extraordinary life began.

Here are some of the irregularities:

Every time I go out, I run into a bunch of man-eating demons.

Me: ?

While walking along, I see some unidentified bandaged thing floating in the river.

Me: ??

Every time I sit down to eat, there's a grade-schooler around who's just witnessed a murder.

Me: ???

Good grief, when did the world get so supernatural?

Damn, this world is terrifying. The only place that's still warm is my boyfriend's arms. Wait, what the hell, bro, why isn't your heart beating?!

Some famous scumbag boss: Heh.

I swear, this was just a passing idea, really! Really! Just a fleeting brainwave! The characters will definitely be out of character. It was just a sudden spark of inspiration! I wrote this for fun, so if you don't like it, don't read it. That way, we'll both be happy. (Overwhelming desire to survive)

First-person POV √

Writing practice √

The characters will absolutely, absolutely, absolutely be out of character √

Scumbag boss x a cheeky, flustered bottom who keeps a straight face and never lets anything show, but is screaming internally

The bottom really is just an utterly ordinary person. He can fight a little, but he's not especially scheming, has no entanglements from a past life, and I'm writing this simply because I feel like it. So the plot may be a little light. I really just want to write a sweet little romance, QQQQAQ

Theme: How to face ridiculous situations without changing your expression