[Crossover] Come On, You're the Villains!

Everyone knows the three great villains: kind-hearted citizen Mr. Jin, Scumbag Boss, and Blueberry Yogurt. (That's my own opinion.)

But nobody knows that all three of them have a desire to let loose.

So in this story, you'll see:

A mix of the Wise King and Archer Gilgamesh, who wants people to call him Mommy; not quite as rebellious; deprived of his close friend by some useless world's will; truly all-knowing; a child king in a sense; and, for some reason, living with the other two as their companion.

The Demon King, who is always the straight man (or the comic relief); no longer afraid of sunlight because he has obtained the Blue Spider Lily; a lonely young man whose friend died; and who found life so boring that he killed himself.

The sunny-side-up Lord, who sometimes thinks he is Yuji's dad; thinks the entire jujutsu world is garbage; has also lost his younger brother; gets furious when he can't eat anything delicious; and may have been discovered by the world's will and brought here to vacation with the other two while completely baffled. (Heh.)

The three: Hey! What are you laughing at? You jerk, you forced us to come on vacation!

And so their silly life begins! (Thumbs up.)

The three: Hey!

Everyone in the crossover worlds: Somehow, it feels like we've been played. Is it just us...?

Cheer up. You've definitely been played.

Things to know before reading:

1. First of all, none of the three are the original characters (or maybe that's not quite right...). Anyway, I can't spoil it, but absolutely, absolutely, absolutely don't treat them as the characters from the anime. If you must, think of them as substitutes or comic relief. Basically, if you read this, treat them as cosplayers in costume! They're really not the originals! (After all, have you ever seen Scumbag Boss ask Gilgamesh, who gets a five-star card on a single pull thanks to his Golden Rule, to help him pull a five-star character because he couldn't get one in FGO?)

2. Don't start fights. If things get serious, I'll delete the comments.

3. Respect everyone. If you don't like it, just click the X in the upper left and leave. The author's writing really is bad.

4. The plot is all over the place. At its core, this is a story about the three healing each other and traveling together, then kicking around some plot coupons and things like that.

5. The characters may be OOC, and that's because the author's writing quality keeps going up and down. Also, I haven't played FGO, so please read with caution.

6. I suddenly changed the style of the blurb because I'm really worried people will pick fights. I hope you understand.

7. Updates are irregular because of schoolwork, so be cautious about bookmarking.

8. If you've read this far and still want to bookmark it, thank you so much QAQ.

Theme: It's a silly story. What kind of theme do you expect, hey?