After Sharing a Voice with Dazai

[Main story complete. Bonus chapters will drop at random!]

#Despite the title mentioning Dazai, there is no Dazai x Chuuya in this story. The pairing is Chuuya!#

#Paragraph comments are open. Please check the warnings below the blurb and in the author's note for Chapter 1.#

#Recommended upcoming story: COSing as the Decay of the Angel and Thriving in the Conan World, a spin-off with no romance#

[Story Blurb]

Tsushiro Mirai has always felt out of place around other people.

At first, he didn't think much of it, until he realized his voice sounded exactly like Mamo's.

Tsushiro Mirai: ...Wait, who's Mamo?

Never mind, none of that matters. What's important is that this means he can definitely live a life where people like him!

But instead of a talent scout, he got the Distillery

The good news: He was adopted by a beautiful blonde older sister who was also a huge star!

The bad news: She wouldn't help him, and his path to stardom was still full of obstacles.

Tsushiro Mirai: It's okay, it's okay! I'll work hard on my own!

So he worked his way up, starting as a voice actor. But just as he began his career as a star, he was sent undercover.

Tsushiro Mirai: ...Okay, okay, so that's how you're playing it. No problem. Even as an undercover agent, I can still make people like me!

*

One day, Chuuya heard that there was a very unusual member of the Port Mafia.

Despite being the sort of person who could make others angry, he had still become "the No. 1 most popular member of the Port Mafia."

Chuuya: What kind of weird compliment is that?

Only when he met the guy in person did he understand.

The other person: I've heard of you for a long time, Lord Nakahara, but this is the first time we've met.

Chuuya: Huh? Oh... (a little pleased)

The other person: Just like everyone says, Lord Nakahara is always wearing a hat. It looks like a great style. It really adds to your charm!

Now that's a nice thing to say... Wait! Why does he sound exactly like that mackerel?!

Just as Chuuya fell silent, the other person said something else.

The other person: I think I saw that same hat on a clown in the circus performance that aired on TV last week.

Chuuya: I'm mad. My fists are mad! .jpg

He finally understood why the guy was popular but also made people angry.

The reason was that, when it came to "knowing how to talk" or "not knowing how to talk," he had boldly chosen "and."

This guy does both!

*

Later, after they started dating, they were about to kiss.

The mood was just right. Chuuya slowly leaned toward Tsushiro Mirai. He closed his eyes, his thoughts surged, and his emotions stirred. Then

Tsushiro Mirai (killing the mood): Can I kiss you now?

Hearing a voice exactly like the mackerel's, Chuuya's expression twisted. He clenched his fists and suddenly opened his eyes.

Chuuya: ...Could you shut up?

Also known as↓↓↓

#Chuuya's Mute Bride (Not)#

#On the Similarities Between Lovers and a Black-Hearted Guy: They Both Have a Mouth#

[Reader's Notes]

▲The protagonist is an oblivious guy with no bad intentions and a strange amount of self-confidence. Pairing: Chuuya, protagonist is the top.

▲The plot focuses on Bungo Stray Dogs, with only a little Distillery. In this version, Vermouth adopted the protagonist.

▲Everything in the plot serves to advance the romance.

▲[There is no Dazai x Chuuya in this story], [there is no Dazai x Chuuya in this story], [there is no Dazai x Chuuya in this story]. Important things must be said three times! Please don't mention it in the comments either. I'll delete any comments that do.

▲Please don't mention my story in other authors' works, and don't mention other authors' works in my comments.

▲The old title was What Do I Do When My Lover and Nemesis Share a Voice? I changed it to the current title because it didn't feel like a crossover.

Spin-off with no romance: COSing as the Decay of the Angel and Thriving in the Conan World

[Blurb is tentative]

Cosplay transmigration has long since gone out of fashion. Especially the trend from a couple of years ago, where people dressed as the No Longer Human group and ended up in Bungo Stray Dogs. That's old news.

Still, just in case, my friends and I, who love cosplay, decided to dress as our own versions of the Decay of the Angel: Fyodor, Dazai, Ranpo, and Shibusawa.

What, you ask, who's the fifth person?

Is it possible that the Decay of the Angel only has four members? (Laughs)

But things turned out differently than expected. The cosplay transmigration rule arrived late, but it arrived. Only we didn't end up in Bungo Stray Dogs. We ended up in the world of Detective Conan. (Closes eyes)

*

In a restaurant, while everyone around him screamed in fear, Fyodor quietly sat at the crime scene drinking black tea.

His strange behavior caught Conan's attention, but as a detective, Conan was more concerned with the scene itself, so he decided to look for clues first.

Fyodor: ...

Fyodor: Isn't it obvious that man is the culprit? Why is he still looking for clues?

Fyodor couldn't understand. He wanted to meet up with his friends, so he decided to deal with the culprit first. And so

Culprit: Sob, sob, sob... Thank goodness that kind Russian man talked me out of it. Otherwise, I'd have kept going down the wrong path...

Conan, eyes trembling with shock: I knew this man was no ordinary person! What did he do?!

Innocent Fyodor (who used brainwashing without meaning to): I just kindly talked some sense into him...

*

Ranpo, who had been misunderstood and alone, was taken in by the Decay of the Angel (in this version). But wherever he went, he could still put his talent to use.

Customer No. 1: Excuse me... What should I do?

Then he rambled on about his problems.

Ranpo, sitting in a chair, casually swinging his legs and eating snacks: Isn't it easy? You just need to... (blah blah blah). But in the end, this great detective will definitely figure out your real name!

Customer No. 1: I get it. You're hinting at me!

Then Customer No. 1 went off to commit the crime and ran into Ranpo at the crime scene, which only made him more certain.

Looking at Customer No. 1, whose crime had played out exactly as he'd described and who was now obviously the culprit, Ranpo told the police the truth without hesitation.

Customer No. 1, caught by the police: I'd never regret doing all this for you! If it weren't for you, I never would have been satisfied...

Ranpo: ? What a strange person.

Later, there were Customer No. 2, Customer No. 3, and so on...

The dark-skinned detective, noticing that the culprits had some sort of connection to Ranpo: Damn it! There has to be a link between them! I'll find your weakness!

*

At the Distillery, Dazai's unmatched methods easily earned him a codename: Godfather.

Just like his liquor name, he did whatever he pleased.

Everyone at the Distillery knew he existed, because of a saying that went around: The most unfortunate thing you can be is his enemy.

*

Only Shibusawa Tatsuhiko diligently worked on building his own clothing brand, striving to cover his friends' expenses.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko: ...This family would fall apart without me.

*

In the end, looking at how well the group had made their lives for themselves,

Conan and the dark-skinned detective could only shout, "Who are you people? And why are you using the names of famous authors?"

They smiled and said, "Us? We're just the Decay of the Angel."

Theme: As long as you work hard, you can shine