Did Feijia Fool the System Today?

[Synopsis tentative, to be polished]

One day, Fyodor, who was bent on destroying all ability users, got bound to a System.

The System's opening words were:

System: Our primary goal is to maintain peace in Yokohama/Mihama Town!

Fyodor was speechless. Fyodor tried and failed. In the end, Fyodor decided to just humor it.

Fyodor: ...All right.

Later, Fyodor caused trouble.

System: Can this really maintain peace in Yokohama/Mihama Town?

Fyodor: Of course. Please trust me.

System: All right...

[Mainframe: Mission completion: 10%.]

System: Fyodor, look, it really works!

Fyodor kept causing trouble: Exactly. So please trust me.

Everyone else, doing this and that to maintain the peace: ...

Everyone else flipped the table: We're the ones maintaining the peace, aren't we?

*

Later, the System took human form and stayed by Fyodor's side under the alias Eriya.

After seeing him, Dazai thought it over and decided this person must have a close relationship with Fyodor. So...

Dazai: What do you say? Want to ditch that frail Russian and come with me?

Fyodor: ...

Eriya: Huh? What do you mean?

Fyodor: He's trying to trick you into a double suicide. Please don't agree.

Eriya: What! How awful! Fyodor's the best!

Dazai: ...

Dazai: Could I not have been inviting you to join the Armed Detective Agency? And you, what is wrong with your thought process, Demon?

Theme: Love life and stay hopeful about the future!