This Plot Is All Wrong!

Blurb: Ye Ning transmigrated into a book. When he arrived, he was holding a steel pipe. According to the original plot, he was about to use it to break one of the male lead’s underlings’ legs, after which... the male lead would make him spend a month in the hospital. Ye Ning: “...” Help, this steel pipe is burning hot! · A gang fight was about to break out when a scene from the story suddenly flashed through Ye Ning’s mind. There was another male villain who was always giving Lu Sihuai trouble, just like him. But in the end, that guy merely “left in dejection.” He didn’t lose a limb or break a leg, because he was in love with Lu Sihuai. Once the truth came out, Lu Sihuai never spared him another glance, and even his underlings called him a pain in the neck. Ye Ning: There’s an opportunity like this?! In a gloomy, rain-soaked alley, he lowered his head and took a deep breath. “Where’s Lu Sihuai?” The underlings sneered. “If you’re gonna fight, hurry up. Don’t...” The next second, they watched Ye Ning raise his head, his eyes red and the hand gripping the steel pipe trembling. He didn’t look furious. He looked like... he was about to cry?! Everyone: ??? “I asked you, where’s Lu Sihuai?” The pampered young master walked toward them through the rain, one step at a time. “He didn’t come, did he?” The underlings were stunned. Weren’t you always picking fights when Brother Huai wasn’t around?! But they couldn’t ask, because the young master before them had tears welling in his eyes, and his voice was trembling harder and harder. “Why can people like you stay by his side, but I can’t?” The moment his tears fell with the rain, the whole alley fell silent. Ye Ning waited for the group to curse him as a pain in the neck and leave, ending the scene. Instead, the leader suddenly started shoving the person next to him. “You... you made him cry.” “I-I-I didn’t!” Ye Ning: “...” Huh?! What Ye Ning didn’t know was that someone stood at the far end of the alley, biting down on a cigarette. · Ye Ning realized things were starting to go wrong. Later, in that same alley on another rainy day, Lu Sihuai pinned him against the wall. “Avoiding me?” [At first: Let’s see how you act. Later: Let’s see how you run. Big bad wolf seme x little young master who’s a con artist in love] · Updated daily. I’ll take a day off if anything comes up. Before signing, updates at 9 p.m.; after signing, around 11 p.m. Thank you! ----☆--------☆------- Upcoming stories. If you’re interested, come take a look! Thank you! 1. “You’re Still Not Going to Make It Up to Me?!” (A clingy little sunshine uke who flirts without realizing it and doesn’t know he’s into guys x a cool big bad wolf seme who plays the long game) 2. “A Guide to Saving the World When Everything Goes Wrong” (Help, I just want to save the world, why are you kissing me? A little young master uke who’s a con artist in love x a calm, quietly unhinged seme who wants to destroy the world, knows you don’t love him but insists you have to, and is extremely possessive) ----☆--------☆------- Blurb for “You’re Still Not Going to Make It Up to Me?!”: Ji Tong never thought he’d run into Gu Lin again at Anjing University... that bastard. - Half a year ago, during winter break in his senior year of high school, after they’d confirmed their recommendation for university, Gu Lin suddenly sent him a voice message on WeChat following an utterly ordinary conversation. “Ji Tong, what am I to you?” The voice from the other end was soft and low. Ji Tong had no idea what he meant, but answered without a second thought. “My best deskmate, my best friend, my best bro!” There was no reply for a long time. Maybe that wasn’t heartfelt enough or moving enough. After thinking it over, Ji Tong said, “Do you remember the essay ‘A Letter to Ziqian’ our Chinese teacher discussed in class a few days ago?” “I mean, you’re the kind of lifelong best bro I’d entrust my wife and kids to when I’m on my deathbed, and you could trust me to do the same for you!” Gu Lin: “...” A few seconds later, another voice message arrived. Ji Tong tapped it. Gu Lin’s voice came through the speaker, cold enough to bite. “Ji Tong, where’s your brain?” Ji Tong: “???” It was the first time Gu Lin had ever spoken so harshly to Ji Tong. Furious, Ji Tong hammered at his phone keyboard hard enough to make sparks fly. “Gu Lin, you’re done for. Once school starts, whoever talks to the other first loses!” A week later, school started. Ji Tong learned from a teacher that Gu Lin had gone abroad. - The person Ji Tong thought he’d never see again in his life showed up at An University. Not long after the semester began, Ji Tong suddenly came down with a high fever. Grabbing his friend’s hand, he angrily babbled. “Who does Gu Lin think he is, calling me brainless?! Call him! I’m going to give him a piece of my mind!” Just as his consciousness was about to fade, he finally heard the voice he remembered. “Where does it hurt?” the person asked. Ji Tong raised his head, his face and eyes burning red. After a long pause, he said, “Weren’t you set on ignoring me?” “Gu Lin, you spoke to me first.” “I won.” He said he’d won, but his hand clutched the hem of Gu Lin’s clothes tightly. Gu Lin lowered his eyes, his expression unreadable, and carefully scooped him up. “Yes.” “You won.” - The two made up, and all their mutual friends thanked heaven and earth, and even Xie Guangkun, before teasing them: “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Ji Tong immediately corrected them. “It’s called a bond of honor and deep brotherly affection!” Then one day, a friend accidentally walked in on the two of them... kissing. Very... “deep brotherly affection,” huh???!!! [A clingy little sunshine uke who flirts without realizing it and doesn’t know he’s into guys x a cool-guy seme] Theme: Every reunion is a reunion after a long separation