Cut the Crap and Turn Around to Take the Blame [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb: (The main story is complete) At the annual raffle held by the Interplanar Administration Bureau, Wen Yan watched others win cash prizes, holographic game consoles, and ultimate spacetime tours... Then looked down at the photo in his hand of his new boss and the boss's dog. He furrowed his brow and pondered for a long time. At last, his face twisted, and he tore the photo in half with one swift motion, Ripping apart the ugly face of capitalism and voicing a resounding, "Huh???" That did it. Not only had he torn up the reward of two months of paid leave, he was also demoted to the "Blame-Taking Group," where "you don't want to live, but you don't dare die." Now he had to stew himself in an iron pot every day and make sure he came out completely in the clear. Wen Yan said he couldn't take it anymore. The old bureau chief said he had to take it anyway. And so Wen Yan's daily life became: Look how skilled I am at stewing myself in an iron pot! It's just a pot, what's the big deal? Why are you all making such a fuss? Save it for me, I'm coming! I'll take the blame! I did it all! But for some reason, whenever he should have been the one to pass the buck, someone else always did it for him. A few things to note: 1. One-on-one romance. The love interest is always the same person (playing the long game to catch the big fish). 2. Updates promptly at nine every night. 3. Worlds include police and crime, showbiz, esports, interstellar settings, and more. Completed story: Showbiz rom-com "Didn't We Agree Not to Fake a Couple?" Coming next: a sweet school romance, "Don't Even Think About It." Quietly hoping you'll add it to your favorites! Blurb: The hottest news at Zhen'an's colleges lately is that the notorious bottom-of-the-class menace, Lu Yan, has transferred schools. And wouldn't you know it, he's transferred to Zhen'an No. 1 High, the provincial key school where geniuses clash and rivalries run wild. At No. 1 High, where the gods battle it out, there's also a pillar of support who has "broken the records of every major league": Gu Qi. When two kings meet, it's a fight to the death. Everyone is waiting to see who will come out on top. - Then, at the school sports meet. The provincial key school is livestreaming the whole event, and the camera happens to pan to the two big shots in the stands. The entire crowd holds its breath. Gu Qi, the school's pillar of support, smiles and leans over to whisper to the menace: "Do you know what game they often play during halftime at some NBA games?" The menace doesn't answer. "Kiss Cam. The camera randomly picks audience members, and if you appear in the same frame, you have to kiss." He points at the screen. "Like this." "So, should we kiss?" "..." The next second, in full view of the crowd, their school's pillar of support is pinned to the ground. Later, after a joint mock exam among four provincial key schools, the rankings are released. The menace, rumored to know nothing on the test except how to write his student number, has a name ranked above the pillar of support. From then on, the insurmountable mountain at No. 1 High has doubled from one to two. Two top students, two campus heartthrobs, a sweet school romance. ☆, ☆ Second upcoming story: "After I Joined the Underworld" The day after Wen Bai got his diploma, he won a prize: a job. It started a week earlier, when a recruitment notice suddenly shot to the top of the trending list. Some fly-by-night shell company of unknown origin posted on Weibo that it was hiring a personal assistant for its boss. A sudden number-one trending topic, along with the bold red requirement "No restrictions on education, age, gender, or location," made the topic explode. Onlooker 1: You might not believe this, but I got my job through a raffle. Onlooker 2: What kind of fly-by-night company is trying to steal the spotlight? Onlooker 3: Someone should send this to 1818 Golden Eye. As the mockery grew louder, the shady company posted its location: First Manor. A place where every inch of land is worth a fortune, and only the powerful and the rich live. It added that the salary started at one million, with more negotiable, and the winner would be drawn automatically once the raffle reached 810,000 entrants. Netizens: The year is only halfway over, and the year's top ridiculous news story is already settled. @BizarreBehaviorAwards Then, later on... Real estate tycoons, top internet industry figures, and other big names started reposting the post, voicing their support and entering the raffle. Everyone: … And so Wen Bai became one in 810,000, and won. - A few days later, Wen Bai, hailed as the luckiest person alive, posted on Weibo: My boss isn't human. The inhuman boss: Are you insulting me? Wen Bai, who's seen through the ways of the world: No, not at all, boss. You're reading too much into it. A few months later, the inhuman boss asked, "Wen Bai, do you like me?" Wen Bai, who has no feelings: Um, I really don't. Lu Zheng: You could, though. Theme: I had no choice before. Now, I want to be a good person.