The Oil-Removal Master [Book Transmigration]

College student Xun Xiang binds herself to a bizarre transmigration-into-a-book System to earn some extra cash while she's in school. She becomes the mysterious "romance-novel male lead de-greaser," running around as the hapless heroine in various romance novels and giving their male leads a serious de-greasing:

Novel 1: The Bad-Boy School Hunk and His Sweetheart

The school bully corners her against a wall, eyes red, and asks in a low, husky voice:

"Little girl, are you still running away?"

Xun Xiang (dark look): Try calling me "little girl" one more time.

School bully (raising an index finger to his lips): Shh, with a temper like that, I won't be able to stop myself from kissing you~ (leans closer)

Xun Xiang (slaps him so hard he goes flying): Get lost.

Novel 2: The Cold, Arrogant CEO's Forced Love

The CEO grabs her wrist and tosses her onto the bed. He brings his lips close to her ear and gives her an evil smile:

"Woman, don't try to get my attention on purpose."

Xun Xiang (takes a deep breath and warns him): Stop harassing me. You have three seconds to let go.

CEO (covers his face with one hand, smiling coldly): "Woman, you're playing with fire~" (leans over her)

Xun Xiang (kicks him flying): Get lost.

Watching him slide down the wall, she first called the police, then magnanimously called an ambulance.

Novel 3: The Rich Young Master Is Madly in Love with You

The rich young master grabs her slender waist with one hand and her shoulder with the other, shaking her wildly as he screams like a madman:

"Do you know how dangerous and irresistible you are to me? I've been a spoiled rich kid for years, and I've never fallen for a woman the way I've fallen for you! You're a thorn in my heart. The slightest touch makes my heart break and bleed!"

Xun Xiang (it's hunting time): Let me go. I'm about to lose control.

Rich young master (smirks darkly): "Leave me? Dream on! Just tell me you love me, and I'll give you my life! I'd rather die than let you go!"

Xun Xiang (casts a spell and turns him into a sheet of paper): I am so sorry.

She picks up the paper, crumples it into a ball, and makes a long-distance shot, sending it straight into the trash can...

After her part-time job ends.

System: You've worked hard, Host. What are your plans now?

Xun Xiang (having seen through the ways of the world): Let's spend our lives together.

System: But you might not like someone like me.

Xun Xiang (scratching her head.jpg): You're a System. What kind of person could you even be?

System: To be honest, I'm the one split into all the male leads in the novels you've dated.

Xun Xiang: What the hell...

A ruthless, weed-trampling queen who stays single x paper cutouts who are handsome but cringey

Reading Guide / Content Warnings:

1. A silly, meme-filled story, just for laughs. It's not meant to offend any novels, since my own writing is usually even more cringe-inducing.

2. The male lead is split into multiple versions. The heroine will end up with the System in a happy ending. The plot is mostly silly banter and commentary, with a less developed romance (there's something to ship, but not entirely).

Core Theme: Let's work together to build a beautiful, civilized, harmonious society.