An Orca's Guide to Raising Human Cubs

[I've revised this over and over, and finally fulfilled my promise. It's finished! I'll post the rest gradually. (bows)]

As an orca, how should you raise a human cub you've found?

An orca's guide to raising human cubs:

One: Wash the cub until it's spotless.

Two: Choose an edible setting powder in your favorite flavor and color, then apply it evenly to the cub.

Three: Leave it for at least three hours. Remember not to let the cub get hungry, as that will affect the meat's texture and appearance to some extent.

Cub: ...Are you sure that's a guide to raising me and not a cookbook?

Terrified, the cub burst into tears.

Mr. Yu Jing, who had just been reading the guide with a straight face, was instantly forced to transform into a wholesome