The Universally Hated Father and Son Go Viral on Livestream

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--Below is the blurb for the universally disliked father-and-son story orz--

After a car accident left his father, Wen Yulin, unconscious, Wen Liang finally realized that he and his father were both universally disliked.

His grandfather didn't look down on him because he was disappointed in his failure to live up to his potential. He simply couldn't stand him.

His grandmother wasn't cold to him to toughen him up. She despised him from the bottom of her heart.

Wen Liang had no idea what was wrong with him. He did everything he could to improve himself, but all he got in return was ever harsher criticism.

Wen Liang was tired.

Finally giving up on his family, Wen Liang decided to leave.

Everyone was waiting to laugh at him.

How was a universally acknowledged good-for-nothing with no qualifications supposed to survive?

And he still had an unconscious father to care for.

Everyone waited for Wen Liang to crawl back like a dog and beg for forgiveness.

But Wen Liang never returned. Instead, he became an online sensation.

--

The eldest son of the Wen family, that hopeless good-for-nothing, had vanished from the world of fame and fortune.

Rumor had it the eldest son was dead, and the bastard child his unmarried partner had given birth to had apparently signed up for some no-name variety show. He livestreamed every day, grinning for the cameras, and even had to sign a death waiver.

He probably wasn't long for this world, either.

The Wen family raised their wineglasses, eager to watch Wen Liang make a fool of himself. Instead, they waited and waited, and all they got was Wen Liang gliding down the Yangtze in a tiny boat and flying in a wingsuit over snowy mountain ridges.

Under the gods, I'm invincible. Against the gods, I'll trade one for one.

On the show, Wen Liang was wild and dashing. His tight cycling gear outlined broad shoulders, a slim waist, and long legs. His impossibly perfect physique had netizens howling with excitement.

The next moment, the camera cut to the untamable little leopard in a cat-eared onesie, meekly curled up beside a gorgeous man.

What leopard? He was clearly a house cat.

Even the netizens who hadn't been won over before fell for him.

[Is Wen Liang around? Could you give me his contact info? If not, his dad's will do!!]

Wen Yulin still hadn't woken up, but his number had already been handed out to millions of people hoping for a shot at love.

The Wen family watched the father and son become darlings of the entire internet and dropped their wineglasses in shock.

--

At a banquet, a newly prominent tech tycoon was gritting his teeth as he counted someone's followers. Then he heard a familiar voice and looked up. The financial magnate's gritted-teeth expression looked so familiar, it was like looking in a mirror.

Only his phone screen was different. Looking closer, the domineering CEO's number was the very first of those millions of people after his own partner's father.

Reading guide:

1. A jealous, brooding top who has swallowed a whole jar of vinegar x a stunning, radiant bottom who was a little insecure from being emotionally manipulated early on but is confident at heart. The bottom's body is insanely sexy: broad chest, slim waist, perky ass, thick thighs and slender calves.

2. The story mainly follows the sons. The dads are mostly there for comic relief.

3. Same-sex marriage is legal in this setting. The gorgeous one has a special constitution that lets him give birth to another gorgeous one!

Below is the blurb for the Tianjin guy and Northeastern guy story~

Li Xize never imagined that rescuing a child from drowning would be all it took for him to close his eyes and wake up as the delicate, white-lotus bottom protagonist of an old-school angsty danmei novel.

Good heavens.

Old-school. Danmei. Angsty novel. Delicate white lotus. Bottom protagonist.

Li Xize.

Li Xize, a no-nonsense Northeastern man, tremblingly opened a pack of Pocky.

**

"Eternal Winter" was an old-school angst novel that became popular through suffering for suffering's sake. The logic was a mess and the writing was a disaster, but it stayed popular through sheer misery. Its two protagonists stuck to two principles from beginning to end: never talk things out, and hit first. Hand in hand, they kept spiraling through the same cycle: misunderstanding, physical torment, emotional torment, then an even worse misunderstanding.

And now it was Li Xize's turn to go through that cycle.

"...So you're saying my job is to obediently get tortured according to the plot?"

After reading the first part of the script, Li Xize opened two more packs of Pocky, a deep sadness in his eyes.

"Can I really not refuse?"

[No, dear.]

The brightly colored black System flickered. [Your only task is to follow the plot... But don't worry, dear, it's an easy task! The plot is simple to follow. You don't need acting skills!]

"This isn't about acting skills!!!"

Li Xize saw the words "pregnancy," "miscarriage," and "car accident" further along in the plot, and closed his eyes in anguish.

Mom, I don't think I'm going to be able to come back to life.

...Of course, he was just saying that. Li Xize wasn't ready to die yet.

Fortunately, he had transmigrated right at the beginning of the story, before the top and bottom had even met, and before the long, dramatic, and painfully tedious plot had begun.

Li Xize finished three boxes of Pocky overnight. The next morning, eyes bloodshot, he stared at the script and gave a strange little smile.

He thought he might have a solution.

**

The Gu Group, ranked number one on the global wealth list.

The protagonist top, Gu Mingchuan, sat at work in his bright, spacious office. In fifteen minutes, he would head downstairs to fulfill his role as the top and slap the protagonist bottom's resume right in his face.

This was the top's first humiliation of the aloof, proud, delicate white lotus, setting off their long chain of ill-fated encounters.

But fifteen minutes later...

Gu Mingchuan stared silently at an idiot wearing only a white shirt in the northern cold of March. The guy was shivering as he handed out flyers with a huge bunch of white chrysanthemums in his arms, giving away one little white flower for every flyer.

Looking closer, the flyer seemed to be his own resume.

The scene was bizarre, to say the least, and utterly surreal.

But that was only the beginning.

"Oh? I get it! So this is the pillow you got pregnant with?"

"Ah! The appointment for your miscarriage is at the 'Keen Clinic, Wheat Department'!"

"Oh... Wait! No! This time you're supposed to be locked in a dark room. Why are you asking the System for paid leave?!"

No one can break the cycle of an old-school angst novel.

Unless the couple is a Northeastern guy and a Tianjin guy.

**

But things started getting strange anyway.

Li Xize cheerfully completed most of his assigned plot points. One day, when he was nearly done, he was sitting cross-legged on the bed, figuring out how many plot points he had left, when he suddenly gagged dramatically.

Li Xize: ?

Wait, why do I feel kind of nauseous?

Before he could think it through, a warm body pressed against his back. A fuzzy head nestled into the crook of his neck, and a CEO capable of causing financial tremors with a single stomp drawled,

"Baaaby..."

"I think we really have a baby on the way..."

Couple: A completely straight Northeastern tough guy (silent as Lin Daiyu, but as soon as he speaks, he's a reckless Zhang Fei) bottom x a Tianjin CEO (cool and aloof when silent, a witty banter machine when he opens his mouth) top

Theme: Stand tall like a noble gentleman, and find your place wherever you go