Can a Clueless Kitten Become a Corporate Drone?

[Thank you for supporting the official release!] Poor, helpless, and always hungry, the half-demon Yu Qiao wanders through an unfamiliar city. A mysterious cat descends like a god and saves him from going three days with nothing to eat. As Yu Qiao gnaws on a sausage and admires the cat from afar, a sudden burst of nerve gets the better of him, and he gives the innocent black cat a vigorous scritch. They say black cats bring good luck? Better give it a pet! The next day, a great job with benefits, free meals, and accommodation lands in his lap. Yu Qiao looks at the hand he used to clasp paws with the cat yesterday. Did he meet a kind-hearted cat deity?! On the third day, when faced with a raffle that supposedly has a ninety-nine percent chance of winning, his boss, the unluckiest person alive, draws a "Thanks for playing." Yu Qiao stares at the grand prize he won, afraid that if he makes his boss look bad, he'll get fired. "Maybe it's because I petted a lucky cat yesterday?" The newly hired worker gives a sweet, shy smile. Lu Jinghuan stares thoughtfully at the fluffy head across from him, then secretly reaches back and enters the raffle again in one smooth motion. First prize!! Yu Qiao: ? Why are you petting me? The black cat hunting by the lake shakes its paws. What the heck? Why is this fish jumping right into my mouth? #Whatever, I'll take it to feed that human from yesterday# #He's so bad at foraging, it's ridiculous# #Will the kind-hearted lucky guy let the unlucky one cuddle up to him?# Yu Qiao carefully conceals his half-demon identity while collecting an enormous salary as the company's mascot. Though it looks like he's about to get found out () But since he won't say anything, Lu Jinghuan just assumes he's a black sesame rice ball with a dark filling, disguised so perfectly that no one could tell (x One day, Lu Jinghuan suddenly tells him that their department needs promotion, so Yu Qiao will have to take on another job, but His boss says gravely, "I feel bad making you work overtime, so you can keep all the tips and donations." Yu Qiao: Yay! Yu Qiao watches the numbers on the screen skyrocket and suddenly realizes that this could help his old friends find him. He has to work even harder! Though life throws him a few curveballs, the little half-demon stays true to his original goal: pet cats and live out his days in comfort, skipping a few decades of struggle. "Streamer, your ears are showing! They're so cute!" "Huh? ...Th-those are fake!" Yu Qiao covers his ears, but his tail pops out again. "They're all fake. They don't even feel real." He tries to sound calm. "Then would you like to touch my tail, streamer? I'm on the next street over." A photo arrives in his private messages, showing a shimmering purple snake tail. Good grief, society's gone downhill. Where are morality and humanity? And where's the address? It's not like I want to touch it, but this snake is wrapping around me! #Why are there so many spirits in this city?# #Why are you all trying to cuddle up to me?# #Boss, you aren't allowed to secretly pet me either# Until one day, Yu Qiao discovers that Lu Jinghuan is an exorcist... The only half-demon of his kind in the world stands for a long time outside the bedroom door. Yu Qiao x Lu Jinghuan Lucky, beautiful, doted-on-by-everyone half-demon x unlucky, hypocritical exorcist chief who plays favorites Yu Qiao is the top [Comforting story, happy ending, with a hidden little knife. You have to finish the angst before you can appreciate the sweetness (bold claim)] The protagonist is doted on by everyone. He's a mixed-blood half-demon, a little cunning but not very bright, with his brain thoroughly scrambled. Hybrid vigor is clearly not a thing (just kidding) Coming soon: The Protagonist Begs Me Not to Follow the Plot Just after transmigrating, Ke Ming'an is informed by the System and the Heavenly Dao that he's the future Dark Saint, an utterly evil villain. But if he follows the plot and maintains world peace, he'll be granted one wish. After reading the script given to him by the Heavenly Dao, Ke Ming'an clenches his fists, his gaze resolute! All he has to do is get the protagonist to defeat him as quickly as possible, and he can retire early! He'll make things difficult for the protagonist, do every terrible thing imaginable, and become the most vicious little kitten ever, so the protagonist will hate him to the bone! Everything seems to go smoothly. He's cornered, and the protagonist holds a blade, ready to rid the world of evil. But when Ke Ming'an follows the script and puts on a shocked, pained expression, the sword clatters to the ground. The man before him, the very symbol of righteousness, covers his eyes with one hand. His voice turns uncertain. "Did I scare you? I'm sorry. I was only joking." Hurry up and stab me to death! What are you hesitating for, you blond bastard! Stop kissing the back of my hand! What good is your loyalty to me? I'm the villain, damn it! Ke Ming'an suddenly loses it, wipes away a tear, and stomps hard on the protagonist's foot. He's all the more determined to make the Heavenly Dao cure his uncontrollable crying. The original protagonist: I must destroy this wicked fiend who toys with people's hearts. The protagonist later: You must have your reasons, An'an. Don't be sad. I believe you, no matter what. Ke Ming'an looks at the protagonist at his feet. Heavenly Dao, does this count as completing my task? #The whole world is so bewitched by the villain that no one starts a war. How is that not saving the world?# He completes his task through a series of misunderstandings. The Heavenly Dao agrees to cure his uncontrollable crying, but never expects to trigger another bug. Ke Ming'an, who randomly comes down with all kinds of problems: ? QAQ Stupid Heavenly Dao! The Heavenly Dao: Sumimasen, An'an-chan, watashi didn't mean to. How about you do one more task and I'll give you two wishes? Are you Pinduoduo? You cut the price by a billion, but there's still one more cut (angry) A crowd-pleasing top who flirts without realizing it, accidentally completing each mission at the highest rate. World One (uncontrollable crying): Classic villainous Dark Saint x righteous blond protagonist World Two: Lazy, unmotivated actor x strict, sharp-tongued director World Three: Dutiful school villain who follows the plot and waits for the protagonist to destroy his family x top student protagonist who says, "Stop being so dramatic and study with me," like a doting dad World Four: Villainous eldritch god with eight tentacles x perverted protagonist who says, "A cutie with so many hands must want me to kiss them!" World Five (blindness): Hypocritical immortal who feeds on people's vital energy x devoted disciple who says, "Master, eat a little more so you won't go hungry," and keeps feeding him instead World Six (acquired deafness): Aspiring writer who turns dark after being falsely accused of plagiarism x homophobic straight guy and his reader-roommate Ke Ming'an: Are these idiots really the protagonists? Not every world necessarily has a disability, and the conditions may be congenital or acquired at random. If I think of a better one, I might change it anytime. The order isn't fixed, and there may be more. Theme: Hard work is the only way to provide for yourself