The Rich Landlord's Daily Life of Pretending to Be Poor

[Coming soon: I Accidentally Became a Gaming Companion and Was Forced into an Online Relationship. Synopsis at the very end.] Fang Dong had never liked his name, but only after growing up did he learn just how great it was to be a landlord. T-shirt, shorts, and flip-flops; he delivered takeout and made a little extra money driving for a ride-hailing app. He collected rent every month, an easy and pleasant way to make money. This easy life of earning money while lying around had once made him think the sinful profession of landlord should be added to the criminal code. But one day, his wonderful life suddenly took a turn. For no apparent reason, he ended up at the police station. The charge: soliciting prostitution. Fang Dong: Hello??? One evening, He Tingyu went to bring dinner to his older brother, who was working overtime, and happened to arrive just as the police were rounding up a group of people in a prostitution crackdown. The people who’d been caught were lined up crouching along the wall, each one looking miserable and thoroughly disheveled. Looking at the familiar guy in the far corner, who was handsome but wearing a sour expression and chewing on a candy stick with complete indifference, He Tingyu thought: He looks like a decent guy, but he’s actually an unruly little delinquent who needs to be taught a lesson. He Tingyu first met Fang Dong outside his own home. The boy wore a tank top, shorts, and oversized flip-flops, and rode up on a little yellow bike to hand him a warm takeout order. The huge hole in his pants and the fact that he was at an age when he should have been in school left a deep impression. The second time He Tingyu met Fang Dong was in a parking lot. He took out his keys and pressed the button A car chirped twice. One sound came from his Audi, the other from the Cadillac beside it. The legendary King of the Bathhouse. The third time, Teacher He walked out of school and immediately spotted the familiar car by the gate, with a bottle of water on its roof. At last, Teacher He decided to step in and fulfill his duty to educate the young. Then the boy pulled out a whole case of water. “Two yuan a bottle. Scan to pay. This one’s already open.” Also known as The Audi Owner and the Cadillac Owner: A Few Things You Need to Know Gong-focused, 1v1: a cool, tsundere gong who is ruthless and doesn’t waste words × a gentlemanly, affable-seeming shou who is actually a sultry, mature man with a strong controlling streak Fang Dong × He Tingyu Coming soon: I Accidentally Became a Gaming Companion and Was Forced into an Online Relationship One day, college student Ye Song accidentally joined a group chat called “MX Club.” “New members, change your name according to the format in the announcement!” Attached was an image: [Basic Theory Exam (With Answers)] Huh? Is this a school study group? With exams coming up and no past papers in sight, Ye Song opened the image: “How do you get a client to order another session?”, Chat with them more and keep things flirtatious. “What do you do if a client wants to date you?”, Turn them down, but keep things flirtatious. “What do you do if a client sends you a nude photo?” ... Clearly, this group wasn’t up to anything good. “What?” Ye Song, who had no idea what a gaming companion was, frowned at his phone. “Some new kind of phone scam?” Report them. He had to report them! So this upstanding young man quietly went undercover in the group, gathering evidence in the hope of taking down the entire criminal gang. One day, Shen You found a gaming companion through a good friend. The companion had a lovely voice but kept sending him pictures from the internet to pretend they were his own. Shen You didn’t call him out, since he liked his voice. Besides, they’d never meet in person. When you’re gaming, as long as the voice is good, it doesn’t matter what the pictures look like. Then one day, the other guy sent him a photo with a teaching building in the background. Shen You took a closer look. Well, well, isn’t that my school? :) He’d stolen a picture from someone nearby. Shen You never expected he’d actually track down the person who’d been wronged. At a campus department mixer, a certain campus beauty, who was caught in rumors that the department heartthrob and the campus heartthrob had been fighting over her for ages, sat nervously, unsure how to face the epic showdown the outside world thought she had set in motion. But, to her utter surprise, the campus heartthrob grabbed the department heartthrob’s hand and dragged him into the restroom... Shen You narrowed his eyes and spoke in a dangerous tone. “Do you know what it means to use internet photos to start an online relationship?” Ye Song stared at that familiar face, eyes wide with shock. What? Did he think I was part of a phone scam gang? Not wanting to be misunderstood, Ye Song said at once, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Shen You: “?” You’re really going to play dumb with me? :) Ye Song kept denying it, so Shen You thrust his phone in front of him. The screen was full of the fake pictures Ye Song had sent him. Shen You gritted his teeth. “Fine, they’re all fake. What about the abs?” As he spoke, Ye Song’s stomach suddenly felt cold. Shen You held the photo up beside Ye Song’s gleaming six-pack and compared them back and forth. At least the kid had a conscience. If the abs in the photo he’d traded three stars for had been fake too, Shen You would have marched him straight to the anti-fraud center. People said there had been bloodshed the day the department heartthrob and campus heartthrob met. In reality, it was the day a male model got naked. About the three stars: One day, Shen You invited Ye Song to play a game. They played for two hours. Shen You lost three stars. Shen You: “Damn it, one star is thirty yuan. After that game, you owe me ninety. :)” Shen You was furious. He rolled up his sleeves, ready to tear into the noob, when the other guy sent him a picture of the abs he’d been begging for ages to see. Looking at the photo, Shen You huffed and puffed, trying to hold back his anger. “Since you’re being this cute and begging me, I suppose I can carry you.” Ye Song: “?” Gong-focused, 1v1, Ye Song × Shen You Theme: Face life with happiness