The Male Insect Who Reincarnated as a Cannon-Fodder Princess Wins with His Face [Book Transmigration]

The story is complete. Please leave a rating, and thanks, chirp chirp! [Coming soon: Forced to Top the Three Realms [Quick Transmigration] and Who Got My Scumbag Ex Pregnant? Please add them to your collection. Blurbs below.] Blurb: The young male insect Shi Ruoxian was raised in a doting household. One day, he transmigrated into a power-struggle novel as a cannon-fodder character with the same name. In the original story, he married the aloof, aristocratic Xie Moyun, then was given a length of white silk to hang himself with when the prince ascended the throne, on the grounds that he had deceived the emperor. What did he deceive the emperor about? Sitting on the wedding bed, Shi Ruoxian lifted the bright red wedding dress he was wearing... Oh! Good news: Still a man. Bad news: Still a man. Xie Moyun coolly lifted the phoenix bridal veil of the princess sent to marry him, then lost his composure at the sight of Shi Ruoxian's stunning face. To avoid being convicted of deceiving the emperor by posing as a woman, Shi Ruoxian took the initiative, grabbed Xie Moyun's hand, and pressed it against his flat chest. Shi Ruoxian: "Aww, I'm coming clean. From now on, you'll be my husband, and I'll be your bro. How about it, hubby?" Xie Moyun: . * Everyone knew the Ninth Prince's household had a stunning, bright-eyed foreign princess who was utterly doted on. The cold and passionless Xie Moyun took Shi Ruoxian everywhere he went. He even spent a fortune buying all the finest clothes and makeup in the capital, so that Shi Ruoxian could wear a different outfit and try a different look every day. Shi Ruoxian had this to say: I suspect Xie Moyun is deliberately getting back at me. He's making me wear women's clothes to humiliate me, smothering me with affection to wear me down, then warming my bed every night to make me fall into depravity! Xie Moyun: . Xie Moyun: "Want a new dress?" Shi Ruoxian: "Yes! It's hard work going to court, hubby. Your bro, Miracle Ruoxian, is here to help you unwind~!" * Bonus scene After Xie Moyun ascends the throne, he hosts a grand banquet for his ministers, and Shi Ruoxian prepares to make a run for it. In the night, Xie Moyun rushes to the side gate, his dragon robes dusty and his expression frantic. He abandons all the nobles, grabs Shi Ruoxian, who has returned to his male form, and looks at him with obsessive intensity. Xie Moyun: "Your phoenix robes are ready. Where is my empress going?" Shi Ruoxian: "Are you too deep in character? I'm your bro, hubby!" Reader's guide: 1. A silly, carefree, gorgeous princess gong who's fallen for women's clothes but is too embarrassed to admit it x an outwardly cold, tongue-tied, intensely possessive and brooding schemer of a shou. Shi is the gong and Xie is the shou. Xie Moyun's Yun is pronounced yūn. 2. The gong is a male insect who was doted on growing up. He's still doted on after transmigrating. He's not some harmless, pure-hearted dummy. Beware: he's a bit of a handful. 3. Marriage before love, love at first sight (?), a beloved-by-all gong with maxed-out looks. He has the same name and appearance as the original character, who had already poisoned himself to death before the transmigration, so no one's body was taken over. The shou isn't only capable of saying "period." They will raise a beagle and a king cat. 4. An imaginary ancient setting. My writing is average, so historical accuracy buffs are kindly asked to look elsewhere. This is a silly, sweet story, not a serious drama. (That may be redundant, but I'm saying it anyway.) At its heart, it's an old-school story about a domineering prince and his charming princess (?). 5. The original shou was focused solely on his career and had no feelings for the original character. There is a minor side couple in the story, mainly to move the plot along. 6. A fun, sweet story with the gong's perspective. Updates at midnight, and the author's notes will include bonus scenes, so don't mute them if you want to read those~ Cover: Yunjianyu Studio First blurb version: February 10, 2022. Revised: November 17, 2022 [New story coming soon 1: Who Got My Scumbag Ex Pregnant?] Cha Suyin comes from the Cha family. His parents dote on him, his older brother indulges him, and he's exceptionally handsome. He's the perfect scumbag gong. How could he not live up to it? On his twenty-third birthday, Cha Suyin throws a huge party. The scene that day is absolute chaos, and Cha Suyin's grin is utterly smug. No one but him would throw a party for their exes. No one else has such a huge line of ex-boyfriends, enough to randomly draw one hundred lucky exes to attend. After a night of drunken revelry, one-upmanship, and hormones running wild, Cha Suyin wakes up in an unfamiliar bed. The bottles are empty, the bill is paid, and his memory is gone. Three messages arrive on the private WeChat account he uses for friends, from: Zhou Qingyuan, the friend who grew up sharing everything with him, and the Cha family's favorite junior. He looks refined and cultured, but he's a beast in fine clothes. Chen Ke, the ex whose breakup with him was the ugliest. Before they started dating, Cha Suyin thought it would be a passionate romance. Then he found out Chen Ke wanted to be the top, too. They fought, and neither would give in. Gu Ying, the aloof beauty he'd pursued the longest without ever winning over. Cha Suyin went to great lengths to break through the entertainment industry's cold male idol's defenses, only to have Gu Ying tell him he was straight. All three of them are trash. Every last one. Cha Suyin doesn't reply to a single message and throws himself back into the dating scene the next day. One week later, Cha Suyin has no appetite for the soup his first lover makes, so he breaks up and finds someone new. Two weeks later, his second lover's perfume makes him dizzy, so he breaks up and finds someone new. A month later, he's quite happy with his third lover, but he's still suffering from poor appetite, a sore back, dizziness, and vomiting nonstop... This time, before he can break up and find someone new, Cha Suyin faints and is taken to the hospital. Cha Suyin: "Honestly, how many days do I have left?" Doctor: "Nine months." Cha Suyin: "That's quite a while..." Doctor: "Your due date is next April. Have the baby's father come sign the papers." From that day on, one notorious scumbag gong in the capital falls, and a single pregnant man in trouble rises to his feet. As the days go by, Cha Suyin stares at his belly and sighs: Damn it, who did this to me?! Reader's guide: 1. The gong wasn't assaulted, and there are no childbirth scenes. 2. The gong really is a scumbag, and his views on romance are terrible, but this is a one-on-one romance. 3. A chaotic, over-the-top urban romance, also known as How to Keep Yourself Safe When You're a Guy Out on Your Own. 4. Can't think of anything else for now. I'll add more later. [Upcoming story 2: Forced to Top the Three Realms [Quick Transmigration]] #GongPOV #QuickTransmigration #System #BeautifulGongWhoLuresHisTargets #ShouInManyPieces To be honest, Chu Fengnan is always looking for a chance to run, but the System won't let him. System: "You, stop pretending to cry and go steal the original shou! Better yet, steal the original gong, too!" Chu Fengnan: "Who do you think I can beat?!" System: "Your fists won't do the job, but you can use your face." Chu Fengnan thinks it over: "Worth a try." But he goes a little too far, is forced to top the Three Realms, and racks up a debt of love too huge to repay. - The Mortal Realm: Chu Fengnan was once a young emperor with absolute power, but the all-powerful general has taken him hostage to control the empire. The general's main goal is to seize the hostage shou's country. Originally, the general and the hostage were a pair of lovers who fought each other, while Chu Fengnan was an insignificant side character. But Chu Fengnan manages to win the hostage's trust and the general's attention on his own. The violent general develops unexpected feelings for the obedient puppet in his grasp. What began as control turns into indulging him in everything, and the general thinks he must be going insane. The hostage believes Chu Fengnan, who appeared in his lowly life, is one of his own and his only light. Later, he develops a possessive fantasy, and suspects he might be sick. Watching the suddenly tender general and the inexplicably darkened hostage, Chu Fengnan decides to run. He's caught in the end and gets a bonus scenario of being kept in a golden house. - After several worlds, the situation is a complete mess. System: "Bro, forget it. You can't make everyone fall for you! At this point, you might not even be able to get away." Chu Fengnan: "Weren't you the one who told me to win them all over...? Now they're all chasing me. What am I supposed to do?" ↓Tentative worlds↓ Details to be added later↓ Mortal Realm: A pretty-boy emperor gong, a hostage shou, and a general shou Immortal Realm: A cold master turns dark and forcibly takes his disciple as a gong Underworld: The mad-dog Demon Lord shou's ghost-married wife (gong) Mortal Realm: An energy-draining furnace gong and an outwardly upright shou First blurb version: August 23, 2022. Screenshot saved. Cover artist: @Yixu The cover comes in black and white. I'll switch them whenever I feel like it, www. [New story coming soon 3: They Regretted It After I Died to Forge the Sword] When Min Yi cut the spiritual root out of his own chest, he thought: So the six years I believed I'd been saved were all a debt I had to repay. * Min Yi was born in a pool of blood. Perhaps Heaven was punishing him for causing his mother's death: a red birthmark covered half his face, and illness plagued his frail body, leaving him gasping after every few steps. His father hated him for killing his beloved wife, and his family despised his plain looks and mediocrity. No matter how hard he tried to please them and prove himself, he never received the slightest kindness in return. Instead, they locked him in a small courtyard and forbade him from appearing before anyone. Min Yi spent ten years living among the dust and keeping company with snakes and insects. But children his age, dressed in fine clothes, would always come to the fence, coax him outside, and throw stones at him while singing: Ugly freak, sickly ghost, hated by all, loved by none. They loved seeing Min Yi tremble with red-rimmed eyes, but at least he could hide back in his shack. It was filthy and chaotic, crawling with cockroaches and rats. No one wanted to go near it. Then a man, cool and distant as the moon and handsome as an immortal, suddenly appeared before him. With fingers as spotless as snow, he brushed aside the dirty hair covering Min Yi's face. "Child, would you like to come with me to Wuwen Sect?" * Wuwen Sect was the greatest sword sect under heaven, a sacred ground no sword cultivator would ever allow to be defiled. Feng Shengxue was the greatest sword cultivator in the world, a master whose grace and radiance were admired by all sword cultivators. Min Yi became the most cherished junior disciple in all of Wuwen Sect, and Feng Shengxue's only disciple. His senior sisters doted on him, looking after his every need. His senior brothers protected him, always rushing to his aid whenever he was in danger. His master pitied him and kept him close, raising and teaching him personally. Min Yi spent six wonderful years in a life more beautiful than anything he'd dared dream of, until his sixteenth birthday arrived. Min Yi knelt in a pool of blood. The Kiji Powder in the water, which had stripped him of his power, had been put there by his senior sister. The demon-locking spike in his shoulder, which left him unable to move, had been driven in by his senior brother. And the one pointing a sword at him was the master he had secretly loved. Min Yi watched Feng Shengxue's moon-cold face reflected in the blood and clutched the hem of his pure white robe. "Master, is there really not a single part of you that feels pity for me?" Feng Shengxue pried his hand away and thrust his sword down through Min Yi's spine. A demon of the utmost yin and evil, useful only for its bones to forge a sword, had no reason to think he had any right to speak of love. But when Min Yi cut out his own spiritual root and stumbled off a cliff, the emotional senses Feng Shengxue's ruthless sword path had sealed away for years suddenly began to ache. He Wuju, the Demon King of the Three Realms, was said to be violent and cruel, a murderer who had slaughtered countless people. Even his spirit beast, the wolf Chilang, had been raised on the hearts of beauties. During the five hundred years He Wuju spent in seclusion, his evil reputation could still silence a crying child. One day, Chilang suddenly returned with a blood-soaked man in its jaws. 1. The blurb is incomplete. The main story is that everyone has regrets. 2. Min Yi is the gong. He will become healthy and handsome later. Cover artist: [Juan Siji] Nicholas Ergou Theme: Don't judge people by their appearance or clothes.