Is Red Robin Joining the Pure-Love Crusade Too?

[This story is on hiatus. I went to update my other story about a nonhuman heroine. The pairing there is Tim Drake too.]

Red Robin has a secret that's not really a secret. At least, his vigilante partners all know about it.

The kid and his wife are bound together 24/7.

When Tim Drake was a child, he somehow entered into a marriage pact with a monster from another world. Ever since then, he's had a wife whose true form makes people lose Sanity and who can only exist by attaching herself to him.

But his wife is kind by nature and devoted to him with all her heart. After ten years of "playing hard to get," the little Red Bird finally managed to convince his old Bat-Dad to approve of the wedding.

He thought they'd just live happily ever after. He was even picking out a wedding venue when his wife suddenly turned into an eleven-year-old, excitedly holding an acceptance letter and telling him she was going to a magic school in England.

Tim: No, wait. If I remember correctly, you were the one who proposed to me, right?

You: Right! We can get married before I go to school.

Holding his coffee, Tim stared at you as a question mark slowly appeared over his head.

Your magic school was fun. Everyone used little sticks to cast spells, which you thought was amazing. You also made lots of friends there.

You really wanted Tim to come to school with you, but the professors said he was too old, which left you disappointed.

You: Then can he come as a family member?

Hermione: Hey, we need to leave our parents behind so we can grow up!

You: What about my husband?

The Golden Trio: ...What?!

*The story starts with the blurb.

*There's not much plot. It's mostly everyday life.

*Characterization draws on P52, N52, and Wayne family adventures.

*Lots of casts, and sometimes we switch universes for fun.

*A sweet story, no angst or heartbreak.

*The heroine is a monster. You can't expect her to have a brain. Her husband, Red Robin, can do the thinking for her. She's just there to tag in.

Theme: Love can overcome anything.