An Unconventional Cannon Fodder: Quick Transmigration

[Main story complete. The author is currently revising it, and bonus chapters are being updated.] Blurb: You are a wage slave in a quick transmigration world, tasked with playing a disposable character who pushes the protagonist top and bottom toward romance. But lately, your career hasn’t been going very well. 1. Wealthy ABO family: The Sinful Trinity You are the protagonist top’s illegitimate younger brother. You’re gloomy and twisted, timid and cowardly, an unpleasant little misanthrope. You’re inferior to your excellent older brother in every way, and you’re consumed by jealousy of him. So you come up with a way to get back at your brother: seduce his fiancée, your future sister-in-law, the pure and kind little flower Omega. But your future sister-in-law, who says one thing and means another, is only using you to make your brother jealous. After he and your brother clear up their misunderstanding, they happily walk down the aisle together, while you’re cruelly written off as a disposable character. But then your brother and future sister-in-law start fighting each other. Sister-in-law: “Little brother-in-law, didn’t you say you loved your sister-in-law the most?” Brother: “What the hell is wrong with you? Stay away from my little brother! Get out of my house right now!” You: ? 2. Ancient setting: Turning a Straight Man Gay You are the son of a lowborn dancing girl, a bastard whose father is unknown. Luckily, the young master of the household takes pity on you, and you follow him around as his page. Later, the realm falls into chaos. Your young master raises an army in rebellion, and you resolutely follow him, pledging yourself to him as your lord. But you dare to entertain impossible fantasies and fall in love with your lord. Your lord is straight and deeply despises homosexuality, so he sternly rejects your confession. Unfortunately, your lord’s straightness only applies to the wrong people. His arranged-marriage partner, a man dressed as a woman, deceives him into marriage, but your lord not only doesn’t mind, he falls in love with him after their wedding, and they get a perfect happy ending. You turn love into hatred and seduce your lord’s younger brother, hoping to ruin their relationship. But your scheme is exposed, and you meet a miserable end. But then your lord, his consort, and his younger brother start fighting each other. Younger brother: “I’m sorry, brother. Your wife was so beautiful, I couldn’t help myself.” Consort: “Husband, you were sneaking around with a man behind my back and even let him top you. Don’t you think you should make it up to me? Your lover seems nice. Why don’t you give him to me?” Lord: “Didn’t you say you only loved me? Stay away from my brother, my wife, and all those other men of questionable character.” You: ? Note written May 24, 2023 Reader advisories: 1. This story is full of potential triggers. No pure-love-only readers, please. I don’t recommend it to anyone with triggers, and suggest you try reading it first. To reiterate, if you have any triggers, don’t click in. I won’t provide after-sales service. If you feel uncomfortable while reading, please stop immediately. 2. Feel free to share your thoughts about the characters and story in the comments. You can be a hater, write jokes or fanfiction, and let your imagination run wild. 3. Every minor world has a bad ending, but the main world has a happy ending. The protagonist bottom won’t end up alone, and his identity is connected to the main storyline, but I won’t spoil it yet. The main characters in each minor world are not related by blood or law. The “sons” in the vampire world are all turned through the embrace, not born to their maker. 4. My preferences are lovers dying together and beautiful men. I mean “feminine” as a compliment, so please stop nitpicking this point. It really annoys me. I don’t welcome readers who want the top to be submissive. Don’t mess with my top. 5. No accusations of plagiarism. I support reporting and defending your rights. Don’t mention other works under my story, and don’t mention my work under other people’s stories. Upcoming: The Splendid Age of Blood Blurb: One day, Ji Xuan was reborn as a notorious tyrant from history who shared his name. Emperor Yang of Wei, Ji Xuan, was the third ruler of the Great Wei. Clever and perceptive from childhood, he was handsome and elegant, with a face like jade and cheeks like red blossoms. But only three years after ascending the throne, he suddenly developed a raging madness. He became depraved and lawless, extravagant and debauched, and abused his ministers, cutting short the golden age of the Great Wei. Generations to come could only lament what might have been. Later, genetic testing revealed that Ji Xuan had suffered from severe mental illness. People nicknamed him the Mad King. When Ji Xuan transmigrated, the original Ji Xuan was trying to rape a newly arrived palace censor in the imperial study. During the struggle, the fierce young censor grabbed the jade seal from the desk and knocked the tyrant unconscious. That was what gave Ji Xuan the chance to transmigrate. After waking, Ji Xuan began to recall history: Emperor Yang of Wei had been mentally impaired by his madness and neglected state affairs. His father-in-law, Grand Tutor Cui, seized power, while several of the emperor’s uncles and nephews coveted the throne. The noble clans and imperial family schemed against one another in an endless cycle of intrigue. The chaos in the Central Plains also gave foreign tribes a chance to invade. After Emperor Yang of Wei was strangled on his dragon bed by his ministers, the Central Plains descended into total disorder, and the fires of war burned across the continent for hundreds of years. Since he knew how history unfolded, Ji Xuan should have mended his ways, turned over a new leaf, and become a hardworking, 996-schedule wise ruler... Bah! Ji Xuan, a genuine troublemaker: “Sounds great. This life was a freebie anyway. Now that I’m emperor, how can I not indulge myself? Otherwise, how could I live up to my title as the greatest exploiter of this feudal age?” Rather than being respected by millions, he’d rather see everyone fear him and yet have no choice but to submit. He immediately summoned a palace attendant. “Where is the palace censor?” The attendant replied cautiously, “He’s still being tortured in the imperial prison.” The newly appointed censor was named Chen Shanwan. Born into a noble family, he had been proper and composed since childhood and adhered strictly to the way of a gentleman. Naturally, he refused to yield to the tyrant’s lecherous demands. Ji Xuan ordered, “Bring Censor Chen to my bedchamber tonight and summon him to attend me.” After Chen Shanwan was washed and sent to the imperial bed, Ji Xuan looked at the hatred in his eyes, as though he wanted to eat him alive, and playfully patted his face. “Serve me well tonight, and I’ll promote you when the time comes.” “Don’t want to? My dear minister, you wouldn’t want to lose your job, would you?” For several years, Ji Xuan indulged himself. One day he would summon this minister to his bed, the next he would flirt with some actor, all while deftly consolidating his power and sending troops to attack the foreign tribes eyeing his territory. Until one day, Ji Xuan suddenly realized that the ministers who should have hated him to the core were now fighting to be summoned to his bed. Censor Chen: “When will Your Majesty summon me again?” Grand Tutor Cui: “Your Majesty ought to share your favors fairly. How about sharing a bed with me tonight?” King of the Xiongnu: “I wouldn’t be opposed to attending you either.” (He puffs out his impressive pecs.) General: (A man of few words, he proudly puffs out his chest too.) Content warnings: 1. The setting is inspired by the Wei, Jin, and Northern and Southern Dynasties. There are historical inspirations, but please don’t nitpick the details. 2. Ji Xuan really isn’t a good person. He is affected by the original body’s madness, but he isn’t as inhuman as the original. 3. This is a story with one top and multiple bottoms. For obvious reasons, there won’t be group sex. Every bottom gets an individual happy ending, so don’t read if that’s not for you. Ji Xuan is not related by blood to any of the bottoms. Each bottom has his own personality and backstory. I dislike groveling love interests, so some bottoms will go from hating Ji Xuan to loving him. 4. Written March 18, 2025. To be revised. Theme: A beautiful heart is true beauty.