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[Updates whenever inspiration strikes. I've actually dropped the original story, and I'm really sorry to everyone I left hanging. If I have time, I'll see if I can pick it back up and keep writing.]
Blurb:
Big Brother once told Ling to drink less. What if she ran into the flowers and plants by the roadside, or some innocent passerby?
Ling said she knew she was wrong, but kept doing it anyway. Then she crashed into the continent of Teyvat and, for some inexplicable reason, turned into a man.
Ling didn't mind, as long as it didn't get in the way of drinking and writing poetry.
As it turned out, he became the talk of Liyue, leaving everyone's hearts in turmoil.
The blond boy traveling with him watched Ling's back every day, quietly hiding his unrequited love.
A certain Fatui Harbinger he met by chance challenged Ling to a duel every day, hoping to conquer that carefree figure by force.
A certain Geo Archon passing by, meanwhile, drank and chatted with Ling in his dreams while Ling was drunk. (A date.)
When Ling returned to his own world, he discovered that a certain god had followed him. He couldn't help smiling. "Lord Rex Lapis, following me here seems rather reckless of you. Could it be you've had a little too much to drink?"
The god smiled. "Indeed. The drunken man's intent is not on the wine, but on you."
Reader's guide:
1. Potentially upsetting elements: genderbend, crack pairing.
2. The plot follows Genshin Impact as its main storyline.
3. The characters are very OOC, and some may be out of character. Just have fun reading.
4. There are one-sided crushes, but the pairing is Zhongli.
Theme: The only person I've loved from beginning to end is you
Help, the dark side forces the second brother to beat up the mandarin ducks. Why does he always want to laugh when he is obviously very serious? () Sui Erxianzi: (creeping darkly) (lurking darkly) (observing darkly) This dragon likes your sister... Ah, isn't it, your brother? I don't agree with this marriage! (Dark thoughts in Ling's ears) (Being kicked) (Bowly angry) (Appearing darkly in front of Zhongli) I want to see what good things this old boy has.
I remember that the second child had the best relationship with the two dragons, one was Ling and the other was Jie... I suddenly wondered if the chess madman could not persuade this pair and ran back to Terra to find the elder brother?
Suddenly it seemed like I was watching the old man and his eldest brother meet... A martial arts god and a grandmaster, fighting each other (bushi) Hey, both of you feel like parents. I really want to see them discuss it and bring it up to the little ones they bring up. Zhongli: My mandrill Zhongyue: My Nian, Xigua and Erxiangzi... Zhongli: Zhongli: Very good.
Author, where have you been (crying) Are you here (dig through the trash can) are you here (lift the toilet seat) are you here (open the refrigerator) are you here (pick off the air conditioner fan blades) The author is not going to Teywat, right? (Mournful)
Even the emperor was defeated in front of his aunt's smile () Zhongli: The aura of the main palace. Jpg
Start Zhongli: Who is trying to instigate a relationship between me and Ling for a hundred years... Could it be another love rival or a sweetheart? (Jealous (not really) (Thinking again of the saying that a bamboo horse cannot beat the sky, but a dead bamboo horse can (x) then Zhongli: It turns out to be the brother-in-law. The brother-in-law doesn't agree with this marriage? So what, rejecting an arranged marriage and pointing fingers. You're pretending to be a big dick. As the Emperor of the Rock King, am I giving you face? Gun.
Young Master: After using it as a wallet, I also used it as a pot to hold the second year's poison. You Longjings have tormented me, haven't you?
Zhongli: What does it mean to sit back and enjoy the benefits, family members?
Check in My rank is not as high as Zhongli's, and I don't know how to adapt to others' preferences at all (
One day An executive who was checking bank statements: Huh? Why is there so much turnover at Beiguo Bank recently?? (Bushi)