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"Kuze, did you know that if you're still a virgin at thirty, you turn into a wizard?"
Overage salaryman Jun Kuze had been single for years. He'd always wanted nothing more than a quiet, stable life, but a friend talked him into signing up for a matchmaking app.
After the app bound itself to him and he met one astonishing match after another, he deeply regretted not beating that friend to death.
His first match was beautiful, with a captivating beauty mark beneath her eye. She was vain and arrogant, and once she took an interest in him, he tried everything to turn her down. He hadn't expected her admirers to be a bunch of deranged fanatics, all insisting that no one could reject the perfect Miss Tomie! I can't! Neither can you! And then they wrecked him.
Jun Kuze touched his bloodied head and concluded: You can't choose a partner based on looks alone.
His second match was perfect in every way except for his personality. A man who loved sweets seemed like he ought to be easy to get along with. Just as Jun Kuze thought this, the man mistook him for a cursed spirit and hit him with "Infinite Void," killing him on the spot at the age of xxx, still a virgin...
Jun Kuze, propping himself up in his newly revived body, concluded: Better not choose someone too powerful.
His third match was an executive in a certain organization. He was good-looking, and they could hold a decent conversation, but he kept wanting to ascend to heaven, and wanted to take Jun with him. Their values were so incompatible that Jun Kuze politely declined. But the man sweet-talked him into defecting together, costing him his rice bowl and his job.
Jun Kuze touched his aching heart and concluded: Actually, not dating anyone is pretty great.
After his nth matchmaking date, Jun Kuze saw through the ways of the world and summed it all up expressionlessly: Long live being single.
P.S. The protagonist isn't human. The pairing is Dazai. OOC warning!!!
Theme: Matchmaking is a hard road. Safety comes first.
There is a kind of Chun who will be deceived by Bunny Zaiji until he loses all his underwear.
Honestly, what is the point of this extra?
There is a small problem~Chun is now dressed as a blind man. Wouldn't it be strange for an uninformed person to notice ropes and other things?
If nothing else, qb must die
Yay! Play with the magic circle!
Like a male mother! (Call out)
This stream of consciousness has to be locked up, I'm really convinced
Ah? The finale? Ga? Ah?
Chun Zhen has the feeling of a married woman and a male mother, wwww
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! So sweet!