I Use Secret Identities to Show Off in Gotham [Western Crossover]

[Main story complete]

White was terminally ill when he unexpectedly received a secret identity role-playing System.

A little ball of light bounced around and coaxed him: [Complete your missions, and you’ll get your health back!]

White steeled himself: Do it!

*

And so

[Information Broker]

“Good evening, dear viewers.”

Surrounded by a swarm of deep-blue butterflies, a boy in a tailcoat hung upside down from the threads of fate, like the director of a grand opening act.

From then on, Gotham was swept into a tumultuous new era because of him.

The villains feared him to the core, while the Batfamily both loved and hated him.

Until the day aliens invaded and Earth teetered on the brink of destruction.

Jason was surrounded and about to be stabbed in the chest

When the boy, who was neither wholly good nor wholly evil, suddenly rushed forward and shoved Jason out of harm’s way with his dying strength.

A life for a life.

“Clatter, ” The porcelain mask fell to the ground.

Jason stared in despair at a face that looked a little like Bruce’s.

#The Bat’s prankster kid#

[Plague Doctor]

A plague doctor born in the Middle Ages stepped out of the shadows.

His face, which should have been gentle and compassionate, was twisted. “Treatment... It’s all for treatment! I don’t care what it costs.”

Then he drew his weapon and, in a single second, swiftly slit the throats of everyone present.

Iron Man, who had just been treated: ???

Who would’ve thought they’d really be cured?

The doctor’s method of “if your head hurts, cut off your head; if your foot hurts, cut off your foot” was vicious, but incredibly effective.

To treat them, kill them first, then bring them back to life.

#A healer, but a beautiful, strong, tragic, violent doctor#

[Octopus]

A fanatical believer descended upon Bludhaven.

“Come and enjoy the feast I bring in the name of my god!”

Countless strange tentacles unfurled behind the boy, taking over the city of the Big Blue Bird.

The Big Blue Bird was furious: I’ll defeat him and take back Bludhaven!

But

The slick tentacles, soft and alive, slipped inside the Big Blue Bird’s suit.

Sucking, exploring...

The white-haired boy smiled with satisfaction.

“You are the perfect offering.”

#Fanatic believer#

#Greedy tentacled octopus monster#

#

The prophet drew all sides into a frenzied struggle for his favor.

The angel, whose entire body was covered in eyes, stopped weeping and spread its six pure white wings.

#

After completing every mission, White finally got his health back.

But then he realized

“Why are you all crying?!”

“Wait, wait, wait! I’m really not the big bad. I’ll bring all my secret identities back to life to make it up to you!”

Content warnings:

1. Beautiful, strong, tragic characters, proudly so. There is a fake death!

2. Extremely out of character!!!! I’m so sorry, truly, but I can’t help it. My writing is just too weak. Please give me a chance to improve! (gestures frantically) (twists) (gnaws on fingers in the dark)

3. Please don’t give me writing advice. If you want to drop the story, just leave quietly.

Coming soon:

Haha, Being Homelander Is Just Too Awesome [Western Crossover]

Homelander opened a game called “Homelander Simulator.”

[Ding! You have entered an extremely dangerous instance: Injustice World]

[Game start]

*

Homelander, age five, a test subject held captive by a certain company.

When he rushed ahead of other superheroes to rescue people from a disaster, the world gained a shining new child superhero in the making.

In front of the cameras, he was humble and well-behaved, his golden hair seeming to symbolize the sun.

People praised him as a born leader, a beloved child of humanity.

[Congratulations! Reputation +300. Your abilities have greatly improved.]

The player smiled mysteriously.

*

Until one day, the government set its sights on the superheroes.

They passed a law to bring them under their control, and their first target was the “fragile” player.

“But aren’t I your God?”

In the shadows, Homelander’s smile twisted, and a scorching red light gleamed in his eyes.

Boom!

“I’m Homelander, not Superman.”

Superman once hoped Homelander was his biological son.

But later, he abandoned justice and chose to become a dictator.

His former affection for William twisted into murderous hatred.

“Homelander, justice and kindness are foolish.”

As he traveled with Homelander to a world of monsters and watched him become the center of attention as a superhero once again, he finally could no longer suppress his murderous intent.

But just as Kal was about to make his move,

kind and sweet Homelander turned around, cranked his heat vision to the max, and killed the foolish human scientist.

Finding that there were no cameras, the child’s smile grew wilder. Then he launched into a string of curses:

“Fuck, why are you running your mouths so much?”

“You pieces of shit, get down on your knees!”

Injustice: ???

Shit, I got it wrong.

He’s clearly just like me!

Later

Homelander x Alien.

Gray Bat gave him a disapproving look, but volunteered to be his strategist.

Homelander x Resident Evil.

Uncle Leon thought looking after a kid was exhausting, but this Homelander was way too strong!

Player: Hahaha, being Homelander is so awesome! I’m going to keep showing off!

1. Blurb written June 20, 2026.

Theme: Love can save everything.