I Use Secret Identities to Show Off in Gotham [Western Crossover]

[Main story complete] [Next up: “Haha, Being Homelander Is Just Too Awesome [Western Crossover].” Blurb below, feel free to add it to your collection! You can pre-save it directly from the announcement below.] White was gravely ill, but unexpectedly acquired a secret identity role-playing System. The little glowing orb bounced around excitedly and tempted him: [Complete the missions, and you'll get your health back!] White steeled himself. “Do it!” * And so [Information Broker] “Good evening, my dear audience.” Surrounded by azure butterflies, a boy in a tailcoat hung upside down from the threads of fate, like the director of a grand opening act. From then on, Gotham became a more turbulent place because of him. The villains feared him, while the Batfamily both loved and hated him. Until the day An alien invasion put Earth on the brink of destruction. Jason was surrounded and about to be stabbed in the chest When the boy, neither wholly good nor evil, suddenly lunged forward, shoving Jason out of harm's way at the cost of his own life. A life for a life. “Clatter, ” The bone china mask fell to the ground. Jason stared in despair at a face that looked somewhat like Bruce's. #BatKidWhoJustWantsToHaveFun# [Plague Doctor] The beaked doctor, born in the Middle Ages, stepped out of the shadows. His face, which should have been gentle and compassionate, twisted into a grimace. “Treatment... This is treatment! I don't care what it costs.” Then he pulled out a weapon and, in a single second, neatly slit the throats of everyone present. Iron Man, who had just been treated: ??? Who would have thought they'd actually be cured? His medical methods, like “if your head hurts, cut it off; if your foot hurts, cut it off,” were vicious but highly effective. To treat someone, kill them first, then bring them back to life. #Healer, But a Beautiful, Powerful, Tragic, Violent Doctor# [Octopus] A fanatical believer descended upon Bludhaven. “Come and enjoy the feast I've brought you in the name of God!” Countless grotesque tentacles unfurled behind the boy, taking over the Big Blue Bird's city. The Big Blue Bird was furious. “I'm going to defeat Him and take Bludhaven back!” But The sticky tentacles, soft and alive, slipped inside the Big Blue Bird's suit. Sucking, exploring... The white-haired boy smiled in satisfaction. “You're the perfect sacrifice.” #FanaticalBeliever# #GreedyTentacledOctopusMonster# # The prophet drew every faction into a frenzied struggle for possession. The angel, eyes covering its entire body, stopped weeping and spread its six pure white wings. # After completing every mission, White finally regained his health. Only to discover “Why are you all crying?!” “Wait, wait, I'm really not a supervillain! I'll bring all my secret identities back to life to make it up to you!” Warnings: 1. Beautiful, powerful, tragic fiction (head held high). There are fake deaths! 2. Extremely out of character!!!! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I can't help it. My writing is just too weak. Please give me a chance to improve! (gesticulating frantically) (twisting) (gnawing on fingers in the dark) 3. No writing advice, please. If you don't like it, just leave. Coming soon: Haha, Being Homelander Is Just Too Awesome [Western Crossover] Homelander opened a game called Homelander Simulator. [Beep! You have entered the high-risk instance, Injustice World.] [Game start] ＊ Homelander, five years old, a test subject imprisoned by a certain corporation. When he beat the other superheroes to the rescue during a disaster, the world gained its brightest young superhero-in-training. In front of the cameras, he was modest and well-behaved, his golden hair seeming to symbolize the sun. People praised him as a born leader, a lovable child of humanity. [Congratulations! Your reputation has increased by 300, and your abilities have greatly improved.] The player smiled mysteriously. ＊ Until one day, the government set its sights on the superheroes. They passed a bill, hoping to make the heroes their own weapon, and targeted the “weak” player first. “But aren't I your God?” In the shadows, Homelander's smile twisted, and a searing red light gleamed in his eyes. Boom! “I'm Homelander, not Superman.” Superman once hoped Homelander was his biological son. But later, he abandoned justice and chose to become a dictator. The affection he had once felt for William twisted into murderous intent. “Homelander, justice and kindness are foolish.” When he and Homelander transmigrated together to a monster-filled world, and he watched the boy become a superhero adored by everyone once again, he could no longer suppress his murderous urges. But just as Clark was about to make his move Kind and adorable Homelander turned around, cranked his heat vision to maximum, and killed the foolish human scientist. Realizing there were no cameras, the boy's smile grew more and more unrestrained. He opened his mouth and unleashed a string of curses: “Fuck, why are you talking so much?” “You bunch of bastards, get on your knees!” Injustice: “???” Holy shit, we got it wrong. This kid is just like me! Later Homelander x Alien. Gray Batman gave him a disapproving look, but volunteered to join the think tank. Homelander x Resident Evil. Uncle Leon thought taking care of a kid was kind of exhausting, but damn, this Homelander was strong! Player: Hahaha, being Homelander is so awesome! I'm going to keep showing off! 1. Blurb written on June 20, 2026. Premise: Love can save everything.