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Cheng Jiu, a modern AI engineer, transmigrated into the body of an ancient hunter. The original owner was a psychologically twisted freak who enjoyed cruelly dismembering small animals. When Cheng Jiu arrived, a young man was huddled in the corner, clothes in disarray, glaring at him fiercely like a little puppy.
The young man said, "Come any closer and I'll bite you to death!"
Cheng Jiu looked down, then up, and his mind exploded. He grabbed his clothes and fled the room on all fours. "Holy crap! I seriously just...!"
Losing face was one thing, but worst of all, Cheng Jiu, accustomed to modern technology, had absolutely no survival skills.
Cheng Jiu took a deep breath and plunged into the AI lab.
Can't cook? No worries. An all-automatic, solar-powered cooking robot was on call around the clock.
Want meat? No worries. An all-automatic sound system that simulated the movements and calls of all kinds of prey would bring wild game right to your door.
Not long afterward, a mysterious shop appeared in Shangyan County. It had no shop assistants and no shopkeeper, only a black, talking lump of iron serving the customers.
As the shop grew, so did its wares: talking lumps of iron, lumps of iron that gave massages, lumps of iron that danced, sang, and told jokes, lumps of iron that flew and ran...
Later, these magical lumps of iron swept across the whole world, until everyone knew about them.
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Bai Mu was a gold-swallowing beast who had fallen through a rift in space and time. Starving and unable to find food, he was nearly turned into someone else's meal.
In desperation, he reasoned that humans liked beautiful people. But as soon as he took human form, he nearly got taken advantage of by a man.
He'd planned to bite the guy to death, but then the guy actually gave him food!
The starving beast promptly decided to lie flat...
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Bai Mu munched on a lump of iron, waiting eagerly for Cheng Jiu to feed him gold.
Meanwhile, Cheng Jiu assumed this beauty looked so sickly because he had an unusual eating disorder. Terrified that the sickly beauty would swallow gold and die, he racked his brains trying to hide it.
Then one late night, the gold, half-buried in the soil, glimmered softly in the moonlight.
Tears of hunger dripped from the corner of Bai Mu's mouth. "Cheng Jiu! I'm hungry."
Cheng Jiu pushed him inside with a stern expression. "Be good. You can't eat this."
Bai Mu's pupils shook. He pointed at the backyard, his face full of disbelief. "That wasn't for me to eat? Cheng Jiu! Are you secretly raising another beast behind my back?"
Cheng Jiu: "..."
AI engineer top with a metal treasury x starving, pampered gold-swallowing beast bottom
Note:
1v1, romance-focused, pure fluff, with a mountain of author-invented details.
Because of the bottom's identity, the top and bottom will eventually leave this world, and might even cultivate immortality. This is not a traditional farming novel, and neither of them is ordinary.
The bottom is a little clueless and a beginner in certain areas. He also somehow picked up a few swear words, so the author would like to apologize in advance.
If this isn't your cup of tea, please click away. Don't waste your time or good mood.
Coming soon: After Outliving Ten Owners, I Finally Got It
[Lazy-fish egg who just wants to survive x top determined to fight for and raise the child]
Lin Wu transmigrated into an egg and lazed around, outliving ten owners. Everyone respected and revered him, but he hadn't even bounced around for a year before his life as an egg came to an end.
A demon wyrm swallowed him.
When he woke up, he heard a commotion around him. The voices sounded strangely familiar.
Seventh owner: "Fry it!"
Fifth owner: "Steamed eggs are more nutritious!"
First owner: "Peel the shell first!"
Ninth owner: "It's so big. We might as well steam it in a pot!"
Lin Wu was so startled that his shell cracked and he crawled out, timidly looking around at his former owners. His first words in ten thousand years were, "Daddy..."
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Someone owed Yue Wudu money and wouldn't pay it back, so he used an egg as collateral, swore it was one of a kind, and then ran off.
Yue Wudu held the egg in despair. It wouldn't boil, crack, or reveal what was inside.
He'd learned his lesson and had no intention of hatching it.
He casually spread word about the divine egg, and a whole crowd rushed to compete to hatch it.
One year, ten years, a hundred years, ten thousand years...
At last, the egg hatched. Yue Wudu watched helplessly as the little baby called more than a dozen people Daddy!
Yue Wudu couldn't take it anymore.
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After going through countless hardships, Yue Wudu finally caught the little baby. He let out a sigh of relief and asked eagerly, "Shouldn't you ask me what my name is?"
The next moment, the baby turned into a delicate young man and threw himself into Yue Wudu's arms, his voice soft and sweet. "Husband."
Yue Wudu: "..."
Wait, wasn't he supposed to call me Daddy?
Theme: Contribute to the development of the country.
Pre-collection of "Immortals Please Respect Yourself" Qiu Ran was shocked by a story about his father. From then on, he had nightmares every day. He felt that his father would soon fall into the tragic ending in the story - no guarantee of life and ruined reputation... As a young demon lord who is both beautiful and strong but also very sick, he needs someone to support him, and then he can just wait to die, so he decided to help his father find a Taoist companion. The first step to help dad: wait for an opportunity to approach. Qiu Ran was seriously injured and fell in front of the immortal. I never imagined that the Immortal Master wouldn't even look at him. Qiu Ran grabbed the hem of Xian Zun's clothes and said, "Your Majesty, won't you save me? I'm about to die." The Immortal Lord raised his eyebrows: "Can the blindfold method still kill you?" Qiuran: "..." The second step of helping dad: Pretend to be cute and behave to please the Immortal. Qiu Ran went to the most dangerous place to obtain spirit beast eggs and gave them to his future stepfather to celebrate his birthday. He even gave all his treasures to his stepfather. He thought it was okay, and tugged on the Immortal Lord's sleeve eagerly: "Immortal Lord, Immortal Lord, if you have a son like me in the future, would you like it?" Immortal Lord: "..." The third step of helping his father is to arrange a meeting between his father and the Immortal Lord so that they can shake hands and make peace. What Qiu Ran didn't expect was that the mission was surprisingly successful. Watching the two of them drinking and chatting happily, Qiu Ran breathed a sigh of relief. His father: "I will entrust Ran'er to you from now on." Qiuran: "!!!" Qiu Ran always felt that his backing was in danger, so he decided to run away. The moonlight was just right, and Qiu Ran was packing up the storybooks in the room. Suddenly, the Immortal Master drunkenly broke through the door with his sword, and the tip of the sword was almost stuck between Qiu Ran's eyebrows. Qiuran's face turned pale with fright, and the notebook in his arms was scattered on the floor: "Yes, if you have something to say, please tell me..." Immortal Lord: "Get married!" Qiuran: "!!!" Note: 1. Micro-nurturing system, 1V1 sweet pet writing, privately set up like a mountain. 2. Qiu Ran's health is really bad, but her strength is worth it.
Wuwuwu, Xiaobai is too soft-hearted. It's so bad. Spread the flowers!
It's really a waste if the gun can be taken away by someone.
Finished spreading flowers!??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?
This time the wound on the waist was locked due to ice application.../The author has fainted from crying
Chapter 58 has been locked due to the hickey at the beginning. The review may take some time.
Why is this stuck? I won't be able to sleep at night. Woohoo.
Updated on time at 9:00 every morning, this article will be completed by the end of June. Following the release of "Immortal Lord Please Respect Yourself" If you like the little angel, you can click on the author's column to follow it.
Bai Mu is so soft-hearted, I cried to death for forgiving him so easily.
? Whose child is Lao Wang pregnant with? Cui Shangshu's eldest son or those three men? I don't know if it's what I thought. There were three men who didn't notice when Cui left.