After Transmigrating Into a Book, the Tortured Protagonist Starts Taking It Easy

Lin Huan suddenly transmigrated into an old-fashioned melodramatic tragedy novel, becoming the sickly beauty and disposable lapdog bottom. The original character groveled at the top's feet throughout the entire story, only to meet a miserable end.

Treasure your life and stay away from melodramatic tragedy novels.

Whoever wants to be a lapdog can do it. He's done with it.

How wonderful it is to lie flat and live like a lazy fish!

When Lin Huan transmigrated into the book, he happened to be holding a stolen item.

Jian Qing stormed in with a group of bodyguards, just about to catch him red-handed.

At this critical moment, Lin Huan calmly handed over the stolen goods. "I happened to find this and was just about to turn it in to you."

Jian Qing was taken aback.

Lin Huan smiled brightly. "No need to thank me. Just call me Lei Feng."

Jian Qing: "?"

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Jian Qing thought Lin Huan had become a different person.

Before, Lin Huan had clung to him all day long. He'd been sick of it, and his greatest wish was to get away from that annoying pest.

Now that Lin Huan was keeping his distance, Jian Qing felt strangely empty inside.

One day,

Lin Huan was lying on the sofa like a lazy fish and gave up trying. "Let's break up."

Jian Qing asked coldly, "What scheme are you trying to pull now?"

Lin Huan raised an eyebrow and said lazily, "I hear people get a huge breakup settlement. Of course, it's not that I want the money. I just think we're not right for each other."

Jian Qing had a split personality: his primary personality was aloof and rational, while his alternate personality was obsessive and unhinged. The unhinged Jian Qing threw Lin Huan onto the bed and locked his wrists in place.

"Breaking up? I won't allow it."

Everyone thought Jian Qing hated Lin Huan more than anything.

Until one day,

someone saw Lin Huan lounging on the sofa, fingertips resting on Jian Qing's shoulder. "I'm hungry."

Jian Qing knelt on the floor and held a fresh strawberry to Lin Huan's lips, his expression doting and tenderness in every movement.

Cold CEO top who spoils his spouse x lazy-fish, tea-green, sickly beauty bottom

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Content warnings:

1. Fast-paced romance, so fast you'll take off on the spot.

2. No protagonist plot armor. There are regrets, missed chances, and a spectacularly embarrassing public humiliation that can never be undone.

3. △△ is NOT really a lazy fish! Not a proper lazy fish! The bottom repeatedly tries and fails to be a lazy fish! Let me say it three times because it's important. If you don't like that, please click away. There are countless good novels out there, so don't waste your precious time here.

Coming soon: Don't Be Ridiculous, System [Quick Transmigration]

After an accident twenty years ago, Systems began spreading throughout the world. Everyone became hopelessly obsessed with the blueprints created by Systems, and eventually lost their lives. A special profession emerged: System Hunters.

Jiang Ye was a top System Hunter who had hunted countless Systems. But on his way home, he was ambushed by a mere novel System.

After falling into a novel world, Jiang Ye sneered. "Ha! Believe me, I can crush you in seconds!"

The System said in a smug voice, "What a shame. Your grandma's already so old..."

Jiang Ye: "!!"

The System was a real jerk, but its personality was exactly like that of the person Jiang Ye had a hopeless crush on.

It wasn't until Jiang Ye had wrecked several novel worlds that he threatened the System with a photo of his crush. "Turn into him! Or you're finished!"

The System was so furious it nearly spat blood. "Why the hell didn't you say so earlier? You've nearly killed me! @#%*&"

The System cursed and swore. After changing its appearance, it looked at the stunned Jiang Ye, tugged at its clothes, and asked nastily, "There, happy? If you want to check, hurry up! What do you want to..."

Jiang Ye's pupils shook. "..."

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Bottom's perspective

In the accident twenty years ago, Qi Jing also became a System by a twist of fate.

Back in school, he successfully kept his identity hidden under Jiang Ye's protection. He thought Jiang Ye would always look out for him, but never expected Jiang Ye to grow increasingly distant, even ignoring him.

The aura of the System within him began to slip out of control. To protect himself, he founded a Hunter Group, but no matter how hard he tried, Jiang Ye wouldn't grow close to him.

With no other options, he took a risk and used his System form to approach Jiang Ye for the first time, hoping to soak up some of Jiang Ye's aura.

But Jiang Ye wouldn't let him!

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Qi Jing knew Jiang Ye hated him, but he never expected Jiang Ye to want him dead, or to force him to become his true self just to torment him!

Until one night, someone held him in their arms, and he heard Jiang Ye murmur, "Qi Jing proposed to someone else. Bai Qiu, then I'll marry you too, okay?"

Qi Jing, who had soaked up plenty of aura and was preparing to make his escape, froze. When he caught on, he said with great satisfaction, "Serves you right for being single your whole life!"

Jiang Ye said darkly, "If you don't want to die, shut up!"

Qi Jing: "..."

Note:

1. 1v1, both are each other's first, fictional modern setting.

2. Fast-paced plot-driven story, a writing exercise with a pace so fast you'll take off on the spot.

Theme: Love life.