[Western Crossover] Robin’s Guide to Self-Preservation

/// A spin-off of the neighboring story, Robin's Rules for Self-Rescue, is underway! Superheroes play a superhero game. You don't need to have read Robin's Rules for Self-Rescue to enjoy this story. After breaking through the fourth wall, the superheroes get to see Jason, the second Robin from a parallel world, make a dialogue-based adventure game in his spare time. Its witty, funny story catches the heroes' interest, and the novel, out-of-character versions of the superheroes leave them amazed! Please note: If you open this story, you might encounter a lot of typos. Everyone's welcome to play the typo version of Find Your Sister. Here, you can enjoy the fun of correcting mistakes. (That's right, after people pointed out typos time and again, the author gave up and even put it in the blurb.) I became a Jason fan through fanfiction, and everything I know about the characters comes from fanfiction. Please forgive me if I don't get something quite right. More comments, please!!! Updates whenever. Synopsis Jason before going to sleep: Wow, I actually get to sleep in Wayne Manor once in my life. I can die happy now. Then he has a dream that he's Robin and the Joker kills him. Jason after sleeping: ...That was a little too realistic. Jason: Is it too late to say I want to go back to Crime Alley? Bruce: Too late. The adoption paperwork has already been rushed through at top speed. Jason: ...I think there's still time to save me! So Jason searches and searches until he finds Deadpool, who can break through the fourth wall. Jason: Help! How do I survive after being adopted by a rich guy? Deadpool pulls out a few scripts: What do you think of this one? [Jason resurrected by the Lazarus Pit script.jpg] Jason: ...I want to stay alive from beginning to end! Deadpool: Then what about this one? [Angsty Arkham Knight.jpg] Jason: That's even worse! Deadpool picks his nose disdainfully: Well, then, there's nothing I can do. There's only one option left. Jason's eyes light up: What? [Lego Bucket, unplugged and running away from home.jpg] Jason: . Jason: .. Jason: ... I may not know much, but don't try to fool me. Theme: Fighting to escape a destined death.