[Western Crossover] Jason Wants to Escape Gotham

Content Warning: A chaotic crossover stew, out of character for fun, no logic, written to suit my tastes. This story is all about having fun, having fun. I wrote it just for a laugh. Blurb below Jason, AKA the second Robin (retired, reason for retirement: death), owner of a memorial tomb in the Batcave, Lazarus Pit recyclable, alive, but not entirely alive. After the Joker blew him up like fireworks, his body did indeed die, but his soul didn't go to heaven. Instead, it flew to a parallel world, where he was forced into a five-year Robinson Crusoe adventure. When the world's consciousness finally fished him back to Gotham, he discovered he couldn't return to his own body. "What's going on?" The world's consciousness rubbed its hands together guiltily. "Well... it's like this. Your body picked up some 'impurities' in another universe, so I can't put you back into your original body for now. But don't worry! I found you an amazing body! Really amazing!" Jason glanced in the mirror. How weird. Better take another look. Wait a second Why does it have Brucie's face!!! "You call this 'amazing'? Are you trying to make me Batman's son?" "...Don't worry about who he looks like. Just tell me if this body works." The good news: his body, which had been blown to bits, was now healthy enough to kill the Joker with one punch. The bad news: it moved on its own. "J-52." "Here." "J-52." "I'm here." "J-52?" "I'm fucking here." What's scarier than your body being alive? Well, your body being a six-foot-tall hunk who sneaks into your bed at night and wants to cuddle. Jason, woken up overheated in the middle of the night, had a lot of swear words he wanted to say. Could things get any worse? Yes. For example, running into Nightwing on the very first day of his revenge plan. And then there's rescuing the third Robin, only to have Nightwing knock off his mask. "Oh my God, Bruce, I have a new little brother!" "#%@&!" "Fuck you, Dick!!" But fate's malice was only just beginning His resistance was brutally crushed by the strong-as-a-brick Bat, who hauled him back to the Batcave, where his chaotic daily life with the Batfamily began. Jay: Good boy by day, male ghost by night. Jason: Furious by day, enraged by night. The Batfamily eagerly debated their twisted relationship. Just as Jason had finally held on until his soul was about to return to its rightful place and the nightmare was about to end The world's consciousness showed up at his door. "Well, um, a new storm has appeared. How can you stand still?" "Speak human." "Ahem. Another universe needs you. Remember to bring Jay along." "Do you hear yourself right now?" "Hehe." Jason's embarrassing past always hit his dignity before a Batarang ever could. *Jason has so much embarrassing history, he wants to flee Gotham on the spot* *Jason is thinking about dying again* *Jason: So I'm never getting rid of this fucking embarrassing history, am I?!* P.S. Jay is Jason's original body. Jason is the body he's in now. No pairing in the main story Updated daily Thanks to my good friend for the blurb P.S. I'm really terrible at writing blurbs Check out my friend's story: Liang Bansheng: [Western Crossover] Wasn't I Supposed to Be a Guardian Angel? Why Am I a Hell VIP? The protagonist is Jason! Check out the advance notices in my series: [Western Crossover] Jason: I Am Gotham Jason becomes Gotham's city consciousness and openly tells Batman to get out of his Gotham. [Western Crossover] Is There Something Wrong with Cosplaying as Myself from a Parallel World? Superheroes who died in various worlds get snatched up to act out weird scripts. [Western Crossover] The Adventures of Deadwing Dick wears all kinds of Deadwing shells and heads to the Batcave to steal his own body. (Misunderstandings and torment, just like this story.) Theme: Face life with optimism