A straight Sagittarius top who hates being told to treat a fake ship as a KPI meets a pitiful, rank-obsessed mid laner bottom during a livestream.
Top: Manager, does shipping me with a platform streamer count toward my KPI?
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At first:
Top: "Don't ask me to fake a ship."
Later:
Top: "Babe, why didn't you invite me to queue with you?"
Viewers: ???
Viewers: Hello? Did we just witness a live transformation?
Viewers: Didn't you say you were above fake shipping?
Top: "Sorry, we're not faking it. We're the real deal."
Top: "Come on, let me show you what the real thing looks like."
Bottom: "..."
Bottom: "Please don't, Lu Ge. I don't want the livestream room to get banned..."
Reader's Guide:
1. A short outline-style story, posted as soon as it's finished.
2. The alliance's coolest top player (exclusive to this site), a straight guy, x a work-study, rank-obsessed streamer bottom.
3. In short, it's a story about a guy eating his words.
--- New story now available: "I Told You I'm Not a Cat Demon!" Blurb ---
Xuan Jin, an ancient great demon, wakes from a deep slumber to find that the world before him is nothing like he remembers.
Enormous, box-shaped buildings stand silently all around. Metal monsters race along the roads. Worst of all, countless humans dressed in barely any clothes have taken over his mountain.
His golden beast eyes widen. Xuan Jin cries out silently:
How did his territory turn into such a terrible place?!
Xuan Jin sets out to "reclaim his land"!
But the great demon's comeback comes to an abrupt end before it can even begin. Before he can do anything, someone grabs him by the scruff of the neck.
"A demon? How could there be an unregistered demon in Luocheng?"
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Wen Daoyi, a peerless talent of the Dao, is handsome and refined, and governs himself by the rites.
To temper his Dao heart, he is traveling the world.
In Luocheng, he encounters a little demon that looks like a cat, but isn't a cat demon.
He grips the little demon by the scruff and examines it closely.
The creature wildly kicks all four legs in the air, furious, trying to slap him with its tiny paws.
He is caught off guard for a moment, and the little demon slips free.
It doesn't run. It lands on the ground and faces him, bristling with fury.
A man and a demon have a fight.
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The Celestial Master Wen could have easily disposed of the "little demon".
After all, its demonic power is weak and poses no threat.
So why does he instinctively go easy on it whenever the little thing shakes its fluffy tail?
Could he have fallen under some kind of spell?
Celestial Master Wen stays up all night, silently reciting the Purification Mantra.
Early the next morning, he still goes out and buys the very cat tree the little demon had been pestering him for.
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Xuan Jin, just after waking up: What?! How did I turn into a cub!
Xuan Jin, after being fed for a while: I bound a human sword cultivator to be my lackey. I'm so clever!
Reader's Guide:
1. Old-fashioned Daoist top x big fluffy cat-spirit bottom.
2. A fluffy everyday life.
3. One-on-one, happy ending.
Theme: Love can change how you see yourself
Raising a Shy Little Mushroom into a Wife
Whose Spirit Beast Can't Be Petted? [Full-Dive]
Let the Strongest Evil Spirit Suffer in My Place
I Woke Up to Find My Childhood Friend Had Become My Husband
The Eldest Senior Sister Insists on Being a Sacrificial Saint
Showing Off My Fatherly Childhood Sweetheart
I Told You, I'm Not a Cat Demon!
Master Says He Never Lies
Huacheng, Someone's Calling You to Dinner
The Voice-Acting Big Shot Has Fallen for a Man
The Junior Sister Refuses to Be the Foil Anymore
The Newbie Is Being Slowly Boiled Like a Frog