[1. The censored parts of the novel are available on the author's Weibo account under the same name. Find it yourself.
2. The censored parts don't affect the plot and only reduce descriptive detail. If anything plot-related is affected, a notice will be posted at the start of the chapter, and the full chapter will be shared on Weibo for readers.
3. An audio drama adaptation has been licensed, non-commercially. Stay tuned!
4. Here are some upcoming novels (scroll down for their blurbs).
Now available: The Eerie Little Prince Just Wants to Lie Flat, an apocalyptic, equally matched leads power fantasy.
Long novel: The Days I Worked as a Housekeeper at My Archrival's Home, an ABO sweet romance, marriage before love.]
* An utterly straightforward, honest, goofy idiot seme x a shy, tsundere, short-tempered young master uke (a flirtatious beauty at first, then a prickly kitten)
↓ Blurb ↓
Lu Boxi loves Xu Yuan so much that when Xu Yuan says he likes long hair, Lu grows his hair out. When Xu Yuan says he can't stand durian, Lu even avoids it in his candy. When Xu Yuan wants to audition for a debut, Lu provides money, effort, and connections.
Eventually, Lu comes out but fails to gain his family's acceptance, and breaks with them. Even as they argue constantly in their shabby little home, Lu still thinks it's all his fault.
It isn't until one day, when he overhears a conversation in a private room, that he finally learns what Xu Yuan really thinks of him...
He's just a lovesick idiot.
Lu Boxi makes a scene and breaks up with him. Alone on an empty street in the long, dark night, he feels lost and devastated. When he turns around, the one person standing by his side is that unpopular little fool.
The little fool doesn't understand social niceties or subtlety. All he knows is how to give Lu Boxi his sincere affection.
"Go away! I'll eat durian candy... It stinks."
"I don't mind. I'll eat it with you, brother. We'll both stink."
Think the little fool doesn't know how to love? Years later, one time when he's drunk, the little fool murmurs a truth that strikes Lu Boxi right in the heart: "Brother, durian candy doesn't taste good at all... But I want you to be happy."
Anyone who says the little fool is no good should know he'd give you his whole heart.
The little fool was never stupid. He just wanted to give all the good things in the world to the brother he loved most, loving the person he loved most in the clumsiest way possible.
[PS: !!! Very important, make sure you read this !!!
1. There is a role reversal. The young master is the seme the first time; after that, the little fool is the seme. Don't read if you mind!!!
2. A mindless sweet romance, with goofy antics and funny everyday life. 1v1, both are each other's first and only.
3. The uke is rather willful at first. Love-brained x love-brained. Read with caution!]
[Upcoming Novel Blurbs]
The Eerie Little Prince Just Wants to Lie Flat ↓ Blurb ↓
"Now available! Come check it out. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites!"
[Reborn all-element ability powerhouse seme x beautiful survivor uke determined to lie flat]
Half a year ago, the eerie apocalypse arrived. Humanity awakened supernatural abilities and Systems to fight the disaster, while Lu Xihe had... nothing.
The village ran out of food and ammunition, so they had no choice but to head for the nearest safe zone. Just before the eerie tide arrived, Lu Xihe was shoved onto the last vehicle bound for safety. After that, the village fell.
The useless nobody with no System or abilities was despised by everyone. In the middle of the night, he heard them discussing whether to abandon him along the way or keep him as emergency rations.
You want to eat me? Not a chance. I'll turn into an eerie and bite you to death!
He jumps into the eerie tide and happens to land in a gap? He gets up and runs, and one bump from an eerie sends it flying? He hides in a cave, and an invisible barrier keeps the eerie creatures out?
Heh heh, could I secretly be some kind of powerhouse?
*
He accidentally wanders into the eerie temple, where the Eerie King sits on his throne, looking down imperiously at the eerie creatures below.
Am I about to die?
I glance up at the Eerie King's face, and my hunched back straightens instantly. I shrug off the low-level eerie holding me and blurt out:
"Dad!"
The Eerie King beams, appears right in front of me, and pulls me into his arms. "Good son!"
Every eerie creature present is dumbfounded. The human they captured to earn a reward turns out to be the young master they've never met?!!!
It's over, it's all over, it's completely over
At the Eerie King's command, rows of high-level eerie creatures kneel and kowtow in unison, bowing respectfully. "We greet Your Highness, the Little Prince."
Wow! Turns out I'm the biggest nepo baby in the eerie apocalypse.
The Days I Worked as a Housekeeper at My Archrival's Home ↓ Blurb ↓
"Launching with no readers or collection is so bleak. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites. Thank you!!!"
[ABO + archrivals + marriage before love + children + love grows over time]
[Cool, restrained, doting seme x willful, short-tempered young artist uke]
Synopsis:
Lu Qiyu goes bankrupt. On his first day working after dropping out of school, his archrival shows up and haughtily tosses him a bank card, saying he wants to "hire" him.
Cheng Shuyan: Be my housekeeper. I'll pay off your debts and give you 100,000 a month. Deal?
Lu Qiyu: Sure, why not? I'll make sure to make Mr. Cheng feel very "comfortable."
On my first day at Yujing Junting, you want me to cook? Fine, I'll blow up the kitchen.
Cheng Shuyan: As long as no one's hurt. Uncle Lin, find someone to fix it.
On my second day at Yujing Junting, you want me to sweep? Oops, how did that vase break? Oh no, why's the window cracked? Oh dear, why is there a mouse in the closet? It's chewed holes in all the clothes!
Cheng Shuyan: ... I'll deduct the damages from your pay. The vase cost three million, the window 500,000, and the clothes 1.5 million. I'll give you a friendly 50% discount. You owe me 2.5 million now.
Lu Qiyu: You greedy slave driver, pah!
On day number who-knows-what at Yujing Junting, I owe 13.2 million. I'm numb. I probably won't pay it all off in this lifetime.
Cheng Shuyan: Marry me under a contract. I'll give you 50 million after three years.
Lu Qiyu: You want me to sell my ass? Not a chance.
Cheng Shuyan: Pay me back now. 13.2 million.
Lu Qiyu: You bastard!
A month after their contract marriage, Lu Qiyu wanders into his archrival's secret room and finds its walls covered in pictures of himself.
???
Oh no, my archrival might have a crush on me!
Theme: Just some everyday fluff. Hope you enjoy it.
Wife, you should also pay attention to rest and balance work and rest.
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"Whatever" is a big bug for the author~ By the way
"Good morning" gives the author a big worm~ Good morning