I Patted the Tiger’s Head and Got Forced into Marriage

[A funny, sweet 30,000-character novella. The blurb needs work, but the premise won't change. If you like it, please add it to your collection!]

[Calculating, scheming green-tea alpha gong x sunny, simple straight-man omega shou]

↓ Blurb: Shou's POV ↓

Lu Xiaoyuan transmigrated into a book, landing in an ABO world.

The bad news: A straight man through and through, he woke up as an omega.

The good news: He lived in a remote town full of betas.

The beta town was peaceful and harmonious, with men and women living in balance. It was a pure haven in the ABO world, except... there were a few too many animals.

In the two days since he arrived, the variety of animals passing his house could rival a zoo. They were cute, clever, and seemed to understand people. Some even pulled little carts into town to help their owners buy groceries. It made his heart melt.

At noon on the second day, a tiger showed up next door!

It wasn't caged or being watched. It just swaggered down the street, while the people passing by weren't the least bit afraid. They chatted with it and even pinched its paws. Lu Xiaoyuan was left dumbfounded.

The tiger was mighty and imposing, with a gleaming coat. Most importantly, it didn't bite people.

He could put up with cats and even dogs, but how could a tough, battle-hardened man like him turn down the chance to pet a tiger's head?

That afternoon, Lu Xiaoyuan nervously stepped into the tiger's yard. He walked up to it, said hello, crouched down, got excited, reached out, and exclaimed.

The tiger was so obedient and friendly, and its head was so soft and so perfect for petting!!!

The next day, a strange man showed up at his door, holding a bouquet of roses and blushing shyly. "You touched me, so you have to take responsibility. Let's get married."

↓ Blurb: Gong's POV ↓

I went to my grandma's house for summer vacation and met a very strange beastman. He looked beautiful in human form, and none of his words or actions showed the slightest hint of an animal's habits.

For the first time, I couldn't tell what kind of beast a person was.

He touched me. Touching a beastman's head in beast form is the same as proposing. He likes me!

I'll go ask for his hand!

The first time I went to his house, he yelled at me. He didn't want to take responsibility, but he touched me anyway. What a scumbag!

The next day, he came again and touched me again. The nerve! But he was so good-looking, so I reluctantly forgave him once.

The second time I went to his house, he yelled at me again and said he didn't know me. Good heavens, how could such a gorgeous little omega be such a scumbag?

The day after that, he came again, and again, and again. He wouldn't take responsibility, but he kept flirting with me. I got angry and bit him. I hadn't even bitten hard before he started crying. Damn, he looked so good crying.

Fine, he can touch me all he wants. Either way, we're definitely getting married tomorrow.

The third time I went to his house, I was quick on my feet and caught him by surprise. At last, I was a married tiger!

But... why was my scumbag husband crying?!!

[PS: One-on-one, both leads are virgins. A lighthearted, sweet story about a jealous tiger and his oblivious partner.]

Theme: Be happy every day!