This Leopard Here Is Really Good at Getting By

※※※※※ Please bookmark my other stories: After Quitting, He Returned to the Village to Retire and Si Lu Ji Meng ※※※※※ [Blurb] What should you do if you wake up as a snow leopard cub living on a snowy mountaintop? Hua Xuening was overjoyed: At last, no more work! I can lie flat~ This little leopard hasn't even been weaned yet, so I can only cling to Mom for now. And I've got a System, too? This is a blessing for a layabout! I can complete missions just by drinking milk and sleeping every day. Is there any leopard living a more comfortable life in the wild? No. Hua Xuening didn't think there was anything wrong with being an animal. No work, just lying flat every day: it was the best life in the world. He thought he'd spend the rest of his life this way, living a short ten or twenty years. Even less wouldn't be something he couldn't accept. But he never expected that this world was going through an evolution? Animals were going to evolve faster? Hua Xuening: ...Huh? What's your problem, World Dad? I'm already an animal. Do I still have to compete? And Leopard Mom was about to have new cubs, so she didn't want him anymore? Oh well, oh well. This little leopard is super delicate, you know. I can't compete. With Leopard Mom gone, I can only be forced to become another leopard's wife to make ends meet. How about you, handsome male leopard? Want a wife? [Leopard couple: easygoing, lies flat, can hunt but doesn't want to, beautiful leopard bottom x hardworking provider, more prey than he can eat, handsome leopard top] [Reader's guide] 1. The story takes place on a fictional planet. The regions have no specific real-world models and were invented for the plot, so please don't overanalyze them. 2. I have tried to research the setting and animal behavior using reference materials and documentaries. Anything I didn't understand was made up, so please don't overanalyze it. 3. Don't let human ideas constrain wild animals. If you can accept it, read on. If not, don't force yourself. Let's agree to part ways. 4. This is a story about wild animals. They do not turn into humans, they do not turn into humans, they do not turn into humans. At least not in the main story. We'll see about the extras. Story idea conceived on April 21, 2023. Screenshot posted on Weibo. ※※※※※ Preorder 1: Please bookmark this contemporary farming and retirement story ※※※※※ After Quitting, He Returned to the Village to Retire [Blurb] Wu Qingying nearly worked himself to death from overtime. He took his compensation and fled overnight. Going back to work was out of the question. He'd never work again in this lifetime. He'd made up his mind: life mattered more than money. He might not get rich by returning to the village to farm, but at least he could live comfortably. His hometown had a mild climate and beautiful scenery. He could farm, raise fish, pick fruit, and, when he got bored, go up the mountain to look for mushrooms and wild vegetables. He could head to the village entrance to chat and snack on seeds with the old folks, gossip, and play chess. Such a simple, leisurely life was perfect for a Chinese person looking to retire. He'd thought he wouldn't make much money and that as long as he didn't starve, that would be enough. He never expected to make a real success of it. He spent some time each month buying fruit from local growers. In less than a year, he had bought an orchard and entered lie-flat mode. He tried being a lie-flat lifestyle content creator, and his followers rapidly increased. He built a wooden cottage in the village and sold fruit and local specialties from the village, town, and county. Little by little, he created a stylish brand for himself and his hometown. Of course, he couldn't forget his confidant and friend who helped him, or the boyfriend who worked so hard to support his lie-flat lifestyle and used a cutesy voice... husband? Now he had money and a husband. He really could retire early. [Bottom with a weakness for youthful voices x younger top who puts on a cutesy voice for love] #Wu Qingying: Looking for a husband. Mature and steady + youthful, fresh voice + handsome + older than me. #Li Chengjing: You like youthful voices, right? I'll use one for the rest of my life! #Wu Qingying: I want someone older. #Li Chengjing: Give me a chance, gege QAQ ※※※※※ Preorder 2: Please bookmark this historical reincarnation and arranged-marriage story ※※※※※ Si Lu Ji Meng Original title: The Little Highness Will Never Bow to an Arranged Marriage Also known as: Humans in Love, Please Wait One More Lifetime or The Eloping Little Highness and His Unluckiest Fiance [Blurb] 1. When he grew up, the deer demon Xiao Shu could no longer find the human who had raised him. One day, he noticed that a demon hunter who had entered the forest looked a lot like his caretaker. Thinking the hunter might be the caretaker's son or something, he latched onto him. The demon hunter was called Si Yu. Like the first caretaker, he took good care of Xiao Shu. He cooked for him, bought him clothes, cheered him up, and protected him in dangerous situations. As Xiao Shu traveled with Si Yu on his demon-hunting journeys, he gradually got used to their life of roaming the world together, unable to find any trace of his first caretaker. He thought he'd spend a hundred years with Si Yu, then bear the pain of losing his beloved alone. Instead, he disappeared at the moment they loved each other most, leaving Si Yu to bear the pain. As he lay dying, Si Yu held him tightly and made a solemn promise: "I will find you again." 2. When the Crown Prince of the Celestial Realm, Si Yu, went down to the mortal world for training, he saved a deer demon called Xiao Shu. From then on, he was always followed by a little deer who loved beauty, loved to act cute, and loved to make a fuss. Then one day, his little deer disappeared. Si Yu's personality changed drastically, and he searched the Three Realms from top to bottom like a madman. Rumor had it that the Crown Prince of the Celestial Realm had gone mad cultivating. To rid him of his inner demon, the Celestial Emperor and Empress requested a marriage alliance with the Divine Realm. As it happened, the Divine Realm's young highness was about to undergo a great trial. The Divine Emperor and Empress calculated that the key to passing the trial lay with the Celestial Crown Prince. The two couples came to an agreement, and the Divine Realm sent their child to the Celestial Realm to meet a potential match. Young Highness Ji Shu failed to refuse the marriage and had no choice but to run away, only to be caught and brought back by the Divine Realm over and over. Si Yu, who wanted to remain faithful to his future wife, was happy to let him escape. To be safe, he decided not only to help plan the escape himself, but also to send Ji Shu far away. [Cheerful, affectionate deer demon Xiao Shu / innocent, radiant, proud and sharp-tongued young highness of the Divine Realm, bottom x aloof but doting demon hunter / smiling assassin, possessive and scheming Crown Prince of the Celestial Realm, top] Theme: Trust your own judgment