Thanks for Asking, I'm Losing It After Trending [Showbiz]

※※※※※ Please add my upcoming novels, "After Quitting, He Returned to the Village to Retire" and "Si Lu's Dreamscape," to your reading list ※※※※※ [Blurb] 1. After Ma Po comes back from the dead, he gets bound to a System. With death threatening him, he takes a photograph. The next day, a photo of the aloof, high-and-mighty superstar Dou Fu being walked by a dog goes viral. Ma Po successfully lands on Superstar Dou's blacklist. Dou Fu is weighed down by his celebrity image and always maintains a flawless public persona. One day, his agent nervously hands him a tablet. There's a picture on it: a park grandpa with disheveled hair, being dragged along by a dog at full speed. The image is burned into Dou Fu's mind. Dou Fu starts questioning his life and trembles with rage. "Find out who did this!" The investigation reveals: the person who posted the photo is your white moonlight! They're on your blacklist! Dou Fu: Oh. Then it's fine. 2. To complete his System missions, Ma Po becomes a dedicated fan who waits outside Superstar Dou's events. Thanks to someone's careful scheming, the two become a beloved celebrity couple. Later, they appear together on a dating reality show, and both of them keep getting exposed for who they really are. The Mapo Tofu shippers: Well, that came out of nowhere. [An aloof, indifferent-to-everyone-but-him, double-standard superstar seme who turns into a peacock around his beloved x a fanboy uke favored by the superstar, with many identities (white moonlight)] [Mapo Tofu Couple Reading Guide] 1. A let-loose-for-fun story, written out of love, for my own enjoyment [bold]. 2. Romance-focused, sweet and fluffy. The System in this story isn't professional, and this isn't a traditional System novel [bold]. 3. No logic whatsoever!!! No unsolicited advice. I'm sensitive, so if you argue with me, I'm right. 4. The entertainment industry setting is entirely made up. All locations are fictional, so please don't map them onto real life. The world isn't based on reality, and its history is different. 5. Anti-piracy settings: 80% subscription rate, 72-hour delay, with random chapters locked. If your subscription rate is too low, you can come back after 72 hours. Thank you! Story idea conceived on 2020/11/24; screenshots have been posted on Weibo. ※※※※※ Upcoming novel 1: Modern-day farming and retirement, please add it to your reading list ※※※※※ "After Quitting, He Returned to the Village to Retire" [Blurb] After nearly working himself to death from overtime, Wu Qingying takes his compensation and makes a run for it in the middle of the night. There's no way he's going back to work. He'll never work another day in his life. He's made up his mind: life matters more than money. Returning to the village to farm may not make him rich, but at least he'll live comfortably. The climate back home is mild, and the scenery is beautiful. He can farm, raise fish, pick fruit, and, when he's bored, head up the mountain to look for mushrooms and wild vegetables. He can go to the village entrance to snack on melon seeds and gossip with the elders, or play chess with them. It's an ordinary, leisurely life, perfect for a Chinese person looking to retire. He thought he wouldn't make much money and that simply avoiding starvation would be enough. Who knew he'd actually make something of himself? He spends some time each month buying fruit from local growers. In less than a year, he buys an orchard and reaches the lie-flat stage. He tries being a lie-flat content creator, and his followers surge. He builds a little wooden house in the village, sells produce and local specialties from the village, town, and county, and gradually creates a stylish brand for himself and his hometown. Of course, he can't forget his close friend who helped him, or the sweet-voiced... husband working hard to make his lie-flat dreams come true? Now he's got money and a husband. He can really retire early. [Uke who loves youthful voices x younger seme who puts on a sweet voice for love] #Wu Qingying: Looking for a husband: mature and dependable, youthful clear voice, handsome, older than me. #Li Chengjing: You like youthful voices, right? I'll keep using one for the rest of my life! #Wu Qingying: I want someone older. #Li Chengjing: Give your little brother a chance, please QAQ ※※※※※ Upcoming novel 2: Historical danmei, reincarnation, and an arranged marriage, please add it to your reading list ※※※※※ "Si Lu's Dreamscape" Former title: "The Little Highness Will Never Bow to an Arranged Marriage" Also known as: "O Human, So Devoted in Love, Please Wait One More Lifetime" or "The Runaway Little Highness and His Unlucky Fiancé" [Blurb] 1. After growing up, the deer demon Xiao Shu can no longer find the human who raised him. One day, he sees a demon hunter who has wandered into the forest and thinks he looks a lot like his former caretaker. Assuming he must be the man's son or something, Xiao Shu attaches himself to him. The demon hunter is called Si Yu. Just like his first caretaker, he takes good care of Xiao Shu. He cooks for him, buys him clothes, cheers him up, and protects him whenever danger strikes. As he travels with Si Yu on demon-hunting missions, Xiao Shu gradually grows used to their wandering life, even though he still can't find any trace of his first caretaker. He thinks he'll spend a century by Si Yu's side, then bear the pain of losing his beloved alone. But he passes away at the very moment they love each other most, leaving Si Yu to bear that pain instead. Before he dies, Si Yu holds him tight and vows, "I will find you again, no matter what." 2. While undergoing mortal trials, the Heavenly Realm's Crown Prince Si Yu saves a deer demon named Xiao Shu. From then on, a fussy little deer who loves looking pretty and being pampered is always at his side. Then one day, his little deer disappears. Si Yu's personality changes completely, and he turns the Three Realms upside down in a frenzy. Rumors spread that the Heavenly Crown Prince has gone mad from cultivation. To rid him of his inner demon, the Emperor and Empress of Heaven ask to arrange a marriage alliance with the Divine Realm. As it happens, the Divine Realm's Little Highness is about to undergo a great trial. The Divine Emperor and Empress calculate that the key to passing it lies with the Heavenly Crown Prince. The two couples hit it off immediately and send their child to the Heavenly Realm to meet his prospective spouse. Little Highness Ji Shu can't refuse the marriage, so he runs away, only to be repeatedly caught and brought back by the Divine Realm. Si Yu, who's determined to stay faithful to his wife, is happy to see him escape. To be on the safe side, he decides not only to help plan the escapes himself, but also to send Ji Shu as far away as possible. [The lively, pampered deer demon Xiao Shu and the innocent, bright, tsundere, sharp-tongued Little Highness of the Divine Realm x the aloof yet doting demon hunter and the smiling, calculating, obsessive, dark-bellied Crown Prince of the Heavenly Realm] Theme: Hard work will always pay off