The Heartless Immortal Venerable Helps Me Hatch Baby Turtles

Coming soon: “Sir, Want to Have a Little Penguin? I’m a Sweet Omega.” Please add it to your collection. Synopsis: Jia You transmigrates into a book and becomes a lazy turtle with very little cultivation: Turtle Jia You. In the original novel, he is a foil to the protagonist, foolish and greedy, fantasizing about bearing children for an emotionless Daoist Venerable and making him fall in love. Naturally, he ends up killed by the Venerable, a thoroughly disposable side character. When Jia You arrives, his original body has just drugged the Venerable. His stubby turtle legs can’t manage anything, and he’s too slow to run, so he’s forced to spend three days and three nights with the Venerable. After the drug wears off, he flees that very night, moving as fast as his turtle body can carry him, all to save his life. And somehow, he gets away. Who could have guessed that three months later, he’d lay five turtle eggs! Everyone in the cultivation world knows that the emotionless Daoist Venerable has hit a bottleneck in his cultivation and become rather violent. People advise him to descend to the mortal realm, experience life, and witness the love and passion of the human world. Perhaps it will help him advance in his cultivation. The Venerable descends to the mortal realm and returns with a turtle and five eggs. He begins helping the little turtle incubate them. But when the eggs hatch, three of the little turtles have faces that look remarkably like the Venerable’s! And once the little turtle can take human form, he looks even more like the Venerable! Haha, there’s no way they could be the Venerable’s children. Impossible. The Venerable is about to ascend after cultivating the emotionless Dao! From the day the Venerable brings him home, Turtle Jia You wants to escape. But this time, after spending a whole day biting down on the little bundle holding his eggs, he’s only just made it out of the Venerable’s bedroom when he’s picked up and carried back. When everyone in the cultivation world starts saying the hatchlings look like the Venerable, Turtle Jia You trembles inside his shell. The Venerable: “Explain yourself.” Jia You ignores the blazing sun outside: “Turtles are hibernating!” The Venerable: “I remember being poisoned once, a year ago.” Jia You trembles so hard his shell rattles: “Turtles really are hibernating!” The Venerable nudges the five little turtles over to him. “I’ve reached enlightenment. I’m returning your turtles to you. Raise them yourself.” Jia You: “I move so slowly. By the time I bring back food, the little turtles will be mummies!” He pokes his little head out and cautiously asks, “So, we... have five children?” Coming soon: “Sir, Want to Have a Little Penguin? I’m a Sweet Omega.” Please add it to your collection. Qi Feibai is a penguin. Even after reaching adulthood, he never found a wife to have little penguins with him. Until he transmigrates into an omega. Qi Feibai is overjoyed. “I don’t have to find a wife anymore! I can have babies all by myself!” So he carefully picks out a partner and sets his sights on the CEO of the Guan Group. Qi Feibai doesn’t know that the CEO has a genetic defect: he can’t mark an Omega or have children with anyone. All he sees is a handsome, intelligent, cultured man with a great figure and a strong build. He looks like he’d be great at making babies! Qi Feibai eagerly presents him with a huge basket of pebbles as a courtship gift. “Hello, sir! Want to have a little penguin? I’m a sweet Omega with a coconut scent!” Then security throws him out. But penguins never give up! After many attempts, he finally manages to win the CEO over! The CEO is incredibly intense. It takes him seven days and seven nights to mark Qi Feibai. On the eighth day, Qi Feibai happily runs off, clutching his belly! A month and a half later, Qi Feibai lays a penguin egg, and a pregnancy test shows there’s another baby in his belly. Qi Feibai: “!!!” At the same time, because he has been permanently marked, he is taken back to the Guan family. The man whose virtue Qi Feibai stole stares at his swollen belly, a vein throbbing at his temple and his face dark with anger. “I marked you less than two months ago, and you’ve come back with a five-month belly!” Terrified for his life, Qi Feibai shakily holds up the penguin egg. “I didn’t cheat on you. I’m incubating a penguin egg.” The Guan Group and the national television network jointly launch a workplace reality show. Viewers discover that CEO Guan, known as the world’s most eligible bachelor, takes a penguin egg to work every day. The egg-incubation equipment in his office rivals that of a research institute. Just as everyone is wondering whether CEO Guan really has such an unusual hobby, a little penguin hatches. It’s adorably fluffy and gray, but why do its eyes look so much like CEO Guan’s? Haha, there’s no way CEO Guan has a penguin son! Weibo: @Jinjiang Li Mozi Theme: Take responsibility for your children and family.