Who Stole My Egg?

The demon king Xie Zuo, sealed in the abyss, seduced the Thunder God Huo Yao, who was guarding him, in order to preserve his magical power. He spent countless drops of his essence and blood raising an egg, planning to swallow it to prolong his life when he couldn't hold out any longer. Who knew the demon egg would inherit the power of lightning? From the moment it hatched, it crackled with electricity, and it was so prickly that it was completely inedible. Furious, Xie Zuo could only conserve his strength and prepare to make another egg. When heavenly punishment descended, Xie Zuo was left half-dead from the lightning. He decided to endure the pain and eat the demon egg, only to discover in shock and fury that it had been stolen! Barely surviving the heavenly punishment and on his last breath, Xie Zuo swore: This venerable one will search heaven and earth until he catches the little thief who stole his egg! [New book now serializing. Please add it to your favorites and show your support: Hurry and carry this god out of here!] Min You, once a lofty Water God, had his divine tendons ripped out for violating the heavenly laws and was demoted to a lowly village wandering god. He was forced to live in a dilapidated little shrine. The shrine was filthy, cramped, and dark. Half-paralyzed, Min You was trapped inside a crude statue of himself and couldn't move at all. Min You's greatest wish was to coax a devoted follower into carrying him outside regularly to get some fresh air and sun, and, ideally, to give him a new, handsome divine statue. But after Min You spent so long lazing around and doing no work, the villagers, no longer protected by a deity, decided to tear down his ruined shrine and welcome a new god. To save his life, Min You had no choice but to pull himself together and grant the villagers' wishes. Fortunately, Min You found the perfect follower. Not only did he have exceptional natural gifts and a tall, handsome appearance, he was also steady and reliable, and did everything Min You asked of him, helping him win back the villagers' faith. So, to reward this follower, one dark and windy night, Min You revealed his true form and decided to sacrifice a little of his dignity. But as they were whispering sweet nothings, the follower suddenly blazed with divine light and turned into someone Min You never wanted to see again, even in death. He grabbed Min You by the throat and said through clenched teeth, "You really haven't changed at all!" Min You: ...Help, a god-killer! On New Year's Eve, the villagers followed tradition and carried their wandering god through the village. As they happily ushered the god into his palanquin, they were astonished to find that the god had grown a big, round belly. He'd gotten fat! Bottom: Min You; top: Xuan Yao. [20240119 inspiration, pregnancy] [Recently completed fantasy danmei: The Emperor Ran Away While Pregnant! Please add it to your favorites.] The emperor of the Great Galaxy Alliance, Li Yun, was fed up with his pampered, monotonous life and sneaked away to experience the world. But as soon as he left, his System malfunctioned and crashed. Li Yun was stranded on a garbage planet, and the brutal struggle for survival left him stunned. Luckily, he managed to cling to a powerful Alliance soldier, Zhao Yao, and wheedled his way into living at his home. Unable to repay him for saving his life, Li Yun offered himself to Zhao Yao, then ran off as soon as it was over. When Zhao Yao woke up, he frantically searched for Li Yun, but couldn't find him no matter what he did. Then one day, Zhao Yao saw a news report on interstellar television about the emperor's engagement. The emperor on the screen had exactly the same face as Li Yun, and was already pregnant! One-on-one romance, emperor is the bottom. Theme: Keep a compassionate heart, and good fortune will naturally follow.