The Top-Tier Star's Sister Is a Cat

The heiress Yun Ju has a secret. Her spirit form can take shape and walk around freely as a cat. To keep this secret hidden, she left her family when she was young and lived in seclusion in the mountains. Then she had a prophetic dream. She saw her top-tier star younger brother become the foil on a variety show, get vilified across the internet until he fell into depression, and finally die a tragic death. To save him, she came down from the mountains. - Top-tier star Yun Yi suddenly had an older sister nobody had ever heard of, and she always had an adorable, well-behaved orange cat with her. When people heard he was taking his sister on a sibling-themed variety show, they weren't optimistic. [With Yun Yi's terrible temper, not even a bodhisattva could put up with him, let alone his real sister, right?] [This is supposed to be a show about sibling affection. What does bringing a cat have to do with it? Is she trying to get famous with a cute pet? Ridiculous!] The pre-show interview made them go viral for all the wrong reasons. - Which animal do you like most and least? Yun Ju: I like cats best. Yun Yi: I hate cats. - What do you think of each other? Yun Ju: We aren't close. Yun Yi: We aren't close. Netizens: [??? Are these siblings, who don't even know each other, really brother and sister?!] Once the show started, the viewers were surprised to discover that... The "not-close siblings" were so good together! Yun Yi said they weren't close, but his actions said otherwise. When Yun Ju was hungry, he cooked her a whole table of delicious food. If Yun Ju disappeared for more than five minutes, he hurried off to look for her. When Yun Ju praised him, he would scoff, "Don't flatter yourself." Then he'd turn away and secretly blush. The viewers were eating it up: [We thought Yun Yi was cold and bad-tempered, but it turns out he's a tsundere who dotes on his big sister!] Even more unexpected, the show's MVP was... the orange cat Yun Ju brought along! Every episode featured all kinds of adorable little animals coming by to play with the orange cat. In the forest, golden pheasants led the cat to delicious wild delicacies. In the old town, a pack of dogs appeared to keep the cat safe. Outside the bamboo grove, a baby panda snuggled up to the cat. On the grasslands, a laid-back marmot helped the cat play games... Even Yun Yi, who had said in the interview that he hated cats, became a devoted cat person on the show. He secretly bought expensive cat treats and canned food, and viewers even caught him awkwardly learning to play with the cat using a feather wand. Netizens obsessed with cats: [That orange cat is so cute and clever, there must be something wrong with it! The production crew should send the cat to me so I can give it a thorough examination!] - In her cat form, Yun Ju hated one member of the production crew most of all: a big golden retriever. The silly dog was always trotting after her. Once, Yun Ju got angry and swatted the dog's paw. The next day, she noticed three familiar scratches on the hand of the aloof, chaste celebrity actor. Yun Ju: ...? [Reading Guide] 1. The heroine's human form and cat form coexist. Think of it as running a big account and a small account at the same time (?). 2. The author has no fan affiliations and doesn't follow celebrities. No characters are based on real people. -- [Please bookmark my upcoming novel: Help! The Real Heiress Married as a Substitute Has Terrifying Inner Thoughts!] -- Ling Shu transmigrated into a book. She was the real heiress the Ling family had just brought home, but her family despised her for being quiet and withdrawn. Her parents forced her to take the place of the fake heiress and marry Lu Dingqian, a former tycoon who was now in a vegetative state. The Lu family was full of villains: a vicious, sharp-tongued mother-in-law, a jealous and demanding younger sister, and a troublemaking nephew. The whole family was rotten. Ling Shu was perfectly fine with this. After struggling to survive alone in the apocalypse for three years, she hadn't even seen a normal living person. Now she had a mild case of social anxiety. Compared to that, the Lu family's villains were at least alive, and they wouldn't bite. Aw, how cute. The System she'd bonded with was unreliable. It frequently went offline and vanished, and it had left her with a bug that broadcast her inner thoughts. Ling Shu had no idea the bug existed, and continued "diligently" playing the role of a meek heroine. - The day she married into the Lu family, a maid deliberately made things difficult for her, leaving her outside in the rain. Ling Shu smiled gently at the maid. [Ling Shu's inner thoughts: Wow, a living person! I finally get to see one! Amazing, her hands aren't broken and her neck isn't bleeding! Wow, she can even roll her eyes! Aww, so cute!] Maid: ??? How is someone rolling their eyes cute?! Convinced Ling Shu had something seriously wrong with her, the maid didn't dare stay near her and quickly brought her inside. On the second day after Ling Shu married into the Lu family, her sister-in-law started making trouble and ordered her to renovate the garden. Ling Shu stood at the edge of the garden, eyes shining. [Ling Shu's inner thoughts: Anyone who's often killed people (zombies) knows that killing someone is easy, but getting rid of the body is hard. Look at this garden: spacious, secluded, the perfect place to bury a corpse. The flowers will grow even more beautifully afterward! Amazing!] Sister-in-law: ??? What exactly is so amazing about that?! Terrified and at a loss, she didn't dare make Ling Shu do any more work and started avoiding her from then on. During Ling Shu's first week in the Lu family, her mother-in-law finally made her move and ordered Ling Shu to cook for the whole family. Ling Shu walked excitedly into the kitchen. [Ling Shu's inner thoughts: Look at this sharp bone cleaver. One swing is all it takes to chop through a neck! Love it, love it. I'll put it in my pocket and take it with me. And that sharp knife is perfect for skinning and bleeding someone out! Love it, love it. I'll put it in my pocket and take it with me.] Mother-in-law: ??? What exactly are you in love with?! She hurriedly and politely ushered Ling Shu out of the kitchen, swearing that she would never ask her to cook again. - Later, the System came online to check on the plot. It was dumbfounded. The Lu family had completely changed. The mother-in-law was kind and gracious, the younger sister was sensible and obedient, the nephew was diligent and studious, and even the passing maids were considerate and helpful. The System asked Ling Shu, "What exactly did you do?! How did they all turn out like this?!" Ling Shu looked perfectly innocent. "Oh, maybe they were moved by my kindness?" The trembling Lu family: ...We wouldn't dare. Really, we wouldn't dare! Ling Shu's inner thoughts are so terrifying! Help! - Lu Dingqian, who was in a vegetative state, was actually conscious. He knew he'd gotten married. He'd been told his wife was a weak, kind, weepy woman. Marrying someone like him must have been a hardship for her. The first day of their marriage. His young wife entered the bridal chamber and gently caressed his face. [Ling Shu's inner thoughts: Men are cuter when they can't talk or move. Oh, he's got abs too? Let me feel them. Tsk, they feel great. Love it, love it. Too bad I can't put them in my pocket and take them with me.] Lu Dingqian: ...? Lu Dingqian: Weak?! Kind?! Weepy?! Theme: Love yourself above all else