Did an Evil Spirit Get Me Today?

Height and Build Difference | The towering 10-foot top and his delicate little figurine of a bottom, versus an eldritch god who only has eyes for his thumping wife

Chen Fei inherited his father's feng shui shop and became what everyone called a con artist.

One day, a client came to him, saying their home was haunted by an evil spirit and asking him to deal with it. The reward was generous.

Short on cash, Chen Fei agreed without hesitation.

In front of a wedding hall decorated in red and white stood a tall figure hidden beneath festive silk.

Curious, Chen Fei had just reached to lift the red veil when pain struck the back of his head and he passed out.

From then on, whenever he dreamed in the dead of night, he saw a red-clad evil spirit entwining itself with him.

When he woke, his back and legs ached, and his body was covered in bruises of a decidedly sensual nature.

Utterly confused, Chen Fei had no choice but to seek outside help.

His unreliable father grinned knowingly. “Son, want a wife?”

Chen Fei suddenly understood.

So it wasn't an evil spirit. It was his wife.

What's it like to have a “wife” younger than you?

Answer: Young, energetic, broad-chested, and full of boundless vigor.

The infuriating part is that you can't say no.

Whenever you resist, he looks aggrieved. “I’ve been with you since I was eighteen...”

What could Chen Fei do? He could only lie flat and let himself be taken.

Even so, the deity still wasn't satisfied. He rubbed Chen Fei's slightly rounded belly and deliberately asked, “Your belly's gotten this big? Have you been seeing another dog behind my back?”

Think that's all?

No!

He has three of them just like this!!!

Before his death, Xie Jins suffered inhuman torment. After dying, he split into three inhuman beings.

The three humanoid calamities couldn't stand one another. They fought every day and nearly destroyed the world.

Then someone offered them a fragrant, soft wife as a sacrifice.

When they lifted the veil, they exclaimed, “A-a man?”

Some time later, cultivators of the occult world noticed that the three rulers of the Ghost Realm had become unusually quiet. Curious, they wondered what the three were up to.

“What are we doing? Obviously, banging our wife.”

Who cares about destroying the world when banging your wife is so much better?!!!

* Younger top

* An absolutely enormous difference in height and build between the top and bottom

* Chinese-style horror, folk customs, and belief in science

* A devoted husband who often hears his wife fretting about being broke and worries he'll really resort to eating dirt, so he works hard in the Ghost Realm to bring in clients for his wife.

* The ghostly underlings are enslaved by the Ghost Kings and forced to help the Ghost Queen meet his business targets. The miserable ghosts cry like sad frogs.

Coming Soon 1

"An Ordinary Man, Pregnant with the Children of Eldritch Gods"

Blurb: A bewitching bottom with a special constitution that attracts monsters versus fragments of an eldritch god as the tops

Lin Jin has had a special constitution since childhood, always attracting strange perverts. He's tried every possible way to stop them, even hiring people to drive away evil spirits, but nothing worked. Then he accidentally slept with someone, and that person's scent lingered all over him. After that, he never encountered another pervert.

Lin Jin had an epiphany.

As long as he smelled of a man, he wouldn't attract perverts.

To get rid of them as quickly as possible, he assembled a harem, spending every day covered in his men's scents and enjoying a peaceful, happy life.

But secrets always come out. He got caught.

Had they found out that Lin Jin had other lovers on the side?

Man One gripped his chin and demanded to know why his tongue had bite marks.

Man Two pinned him against the wall and pressed his hand to Lin Jin's stomach. “Why is it so swollen? I didn't think I had a thing for pregnant bellies...”

Man Three held Lin Jin by the neck, staring at his swollen chest with a sinister look. “Baby, have you got another dog behind my back?”

“Then I'll fill you up every day. That way, you won't have time to flirt with other men.”

The men pinned him down every day, sleeping with him and wishing they could mark him inside and out with their scent.

Lin Jin couldn't take being manhandled by several men, so he clutched his aching waist and ran.

He went to another city, planning to start over.

But...

Lately, he kept feeling nauseous and listless, and it seemed like something was moving inside his belly.

Was he pregnant?!

Watching his belly gradually swell, Lin Jin decided to get an abortion!

While waiting for his number at the hospital, he was accosted by another pervert. The person's hand behind him was strange, like a mass of sticky, icy tentacles wrapping around his whole body. Then the person's mouth split open to the ears, revealing a fleshy cavity full of bizarre gears. As it kissed him, a long, scarlet tongue slipped from its mouth...

It was a monster!

Just as Lin Jin thought the monster was about to devour him, the three men he'd abandoned showed up in time to save him.

Before he could even be happy, the men spotted the abortion form in his hand. Their eyes turned dark and dangerous.

“Baby, are you trying to abort our child? Have you fallen for some other man?”

Lin Jin: !!!

Coming Soon 2

"I Found Out My Lover Could Use Gu, So I Ran"

Blurb: A rich second-generation heir with an extreme face obsession versus a breathtakingly beautiful young man from the Miao region

Wen Ruan is a rich heir whose only hobby is adventure. He joined a group of friends on a trip to a restricted forest area.

When their electronic devices failed, he lost contact with his friends. Then he got lost in the mountains and stumbled into an ancient Miao village.

At the time, the village was holding some kind of ceremony, and by coincidence, his intrusion interrupted it.

The villagers looked furious and wanted to grab him.

Wen Ruan dodged them in a panic and accidentally crashed into a young man.

The slender young man wore traditional Miao clothes. His half-length hair covered most of his face, revealing only pale, thin lips. Exquisite silver ornaments dangled from his left ear, dazzling enough to make you squint.

Wen Ruan realized the villagers wouldn't dare approach as long as he stayed beside the young man. They all looked afraid.

So he took the initiative to get close to the young man, hoping he would help him leave the mountains.

The young man's demands were a little hard to talk about.

He wanted them to eat and sleep together, and he kept asking questions about bodily functions.

Wen Ruan initially refused to answer, but seeing the confusion in the young man's eyes and thinking of him as a poor soul who'd never even attended school, he softened and helped him out.

After that, the young man grew even bolder, always wanting to stick close to him.

Wen Ruan was at his wits' end.

After staying in the village for a while, he learned some basic Miao language from the young man.

By chance, he overheard the villagers discussing the ceremony he'd interrupted. It turned out to be the day the young man was to succeed as Miao King, and Miao Kings could all use gu.

Wen Ruan heard the gist of it but didn't believe a word, and even went to ask the young man directly: “Can you really use gu?”

The young man, a head taller than him, revealed the stunning, wild face hidden beneath his hair. In a tone that sounded almost playful, he said, “Yes. I've planted a love gu in you, Ruan Ruan. No matter where you go, I'll find you.”

At first, Wen Ruan didn't take it seriously. But then he saw the young man use gu on someone else.

Wen Ruan was scared.

He ran.

Luckily, he ran into the friends who'd come looking for him in the mountains, and returned with them to the modern city.

One rainy night, someone knocked on his door.

The young man stood outside, his damp, half-length hair clinging to his pale, shadowed cheeks. Raindrops slid down his thin lips as he smiled at Wen Ruan. “Ruan Ruan, I found you.”

In the pitch-black night, something scraped along the ground, making a sound that sent chills down his spine.

He looked down and saw countless writhing snakes and insects crawling around the young man's feet...

Bonus scene:

After going through several mysterious events with the young man, Wen Ruan returned to the ancient village.

This time, the village had prepared a ceremony just like the one from before, but the villagers dressed him in a red Miao wedding outfit.

After asking around, he learned that the ceremony back then hadn't only celebrated the young man's becoming Miao King. It had also been the day he chose his spouse.

And Wen Ruan was the spouse he'd chosen.

Coming Soon 3

"Everyone in My Family Is a Big Shot, but I'm Just a Nobody"

Blurb: Jiang Youyou thought his family were nothing but ordinary people, until one day he took a fall and somehow found several books in his head. The protagonists' names in the books were exactly the same as his family's.

In the book, his father was a peerless powerhouse in a modern city: among the neon-lit streets were monsters wearing human skin. Then he underwent a transformation and became an ultimate being so terrifying that even the monsters spoke of him in fear.

In reality, the man was picking his nose and scratching his feet, hiding a little spending money now and then, only to get caught by his wife every time.

Jiang Youyou: ...

In the book, his mother was the ruler of modern urban legends: absurd and eerie tales lurked in every corner of the city. The moment she was born and became human, countless urban legends prostrated themselves at her feet.

In reality, she stood with one hand on her hip and a clothes hanger in the other. One look from her was enough to make Dad, his brother and sister, and Jiang Youyou himself fall to their knees, not daring to misbehave.

Jiang Youyou: ...

In the book, his older brother was a top player in an infinite-flow world. Countless ghosts and monsters had died by his blade. After he went on a killing spree, entire instances were shut down because of him, and his name remained at the top of the rankings, forever unchallenged.

In reality, his brother schemed to swindle every bit of his pocket money just so he could go to an internet cafe and settle things with his nemesis in a game.

Jiang Youyou: ...

In the book, his older sister was the Demon King of a world of horrors. Wherever the monstrous creatures crawled, cracks surged like tsunamis, crushing humanity's last hope. The moment the red-haired girl in a black robe appeared with her scepter in hand, countless terrifying beings trembled.

In reality, she'd dyed her hair red and gotten a tacky, spiky haircut. Mom chased her around, and she shrieked as she ran, shouting, “You don't understand my cold, ruthless side!”

Jiang Youyou: ...I really did hit my head.

Behind him, his childhood friend gently drew him into his arms, wishing he could meld him into his flesh and blood, slowly grinding his earlobes between his teeth. Clingy and possessive, he spoke in a domineering voice: “Youyou, you can only think about me. Understand?”

Jiang Youyou glanced at him. Oh, this was another being from a book, wearing a secret identity, ruling over all creation, and existing above the gods.

Sigh, everyone else had a secret identity. I was the only real nobody.

They say that prayers offered by devoted believers earn the gods' compassion. But whenever Jiang Youyou was in danger, countless gods turned their attention to him, while the being above the gods descended from his throne of divinity. A single glance was enough to slay the monsters, then he scooped up his treasured beloved.

Theme: Live life positively, and every day will be a happy one.